Posts by BummyMofo

1. 2018-06-26 at 6:47 AM UTC in Only real stoners know this pain
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I can't tell if that's a crack pipe you got there
2. 2018-06-26 at 6:45 AM UTC in GIB ME DATS!!! Getting money from the US government
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Live in space and evolve into a boneless blob that can survive in a vacuum.

   I applaud you for being an innovative thinker, but
3. 2018-06-20 at 7:20 AM UTC in its been 7 years and that nigga aint married this bitch
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What makes you think you'll get some if she goes break up with him?

   if I get it i get it if i dont i dont
   im pretty confident cause she went out with me on a date once
4. 2018-06-19 at 3:03 AM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   6.
   
   All of them were my fault. Range all the way from fender benders to getting T-boned to going off the road and slamming into a tree. Mostly fender benders.
5. 2018-06-19 at 3:01 AM UTC in If Mexico wins World Cup
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   10 pesos.
6. 2018-06-18 at 4:19 AM UTC in its been 7 years and that nigga aint married this bitch
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   gotta pay for my crack somehow though, that shit is going to the pawn shop one way or another
7. 2018-06-18 at 4 AM UTC in its been 7 years and that nigga aint married this bitch
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor : (
   
   

   
   nigga i'ma steal tht shit
8. 2018-06-18 at 3:44 AM UTC in its been 7 years and that nigga aint married this bitch
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Y'all ever been single, and know you had chemistry with one chick while she was on a "break" from her one relationship with her one dude
   and this dude that we're talking about here has been with the bitch for-fuckin'-ever, but you know they asses ain't married yet
   so it's like, damn, hoping they break up finally?
   
   bitch would be perfect for me. she is with this lame ass nigga for so long, fuckin dump him already
9. 2018-06-18 at 3:36 AM UTC in If Mexico wins World Cup
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I will eat my hat, shit it out, and wear the shit on my head.
   
   That being said, I'd rather see Mexico win than Brazil. Because fuck Brazilians.
10. 2018-06-15 at 2:19 PM UTC in Do you MOON PERSONs know how to cold approach?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Us niggas do it all the time. We have no shame, tbh
    
    We're the polar opposite of how white people are, even us black MOON PERSONs approach women without any respect or restraint.
    
    White and Asian men, I can't say. They seem to be intimidated by the mere presence of a negro in his prime.
11. 2018-06-15 at 1:59 PM UTC in Slapping other mens asses in the locker room
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Gay kids would always get their asses fucked in my locker room. We hate that faggot shit. Teach those faggots a lesson and break their ass cheeks.
12. 2018-06-15 at 1:58 PM UTC in Which sport is the gayest?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Gayest sport. go.
13. 2018-06-15 at 1:52 PM UTC in Why are Philadelphia Eagles so fucking obnoxious
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Worst fanbase in the world. For anything, ever.
14. 2018-06-11 at 6:28 PM UTC in There's something that every nigga's forum gotta have, y'all ain't got it...
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stare rape Nobody's going to use it, OP is just being difficult
    
    If people want to discuss sports they can put it in Games People Play

    
    Games People Play is a fuckin vidya game forum, I checked ya dumbass honkey
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, yeah, I guess Chomsky is pretty off topic.
    
    Ok, fine, I don't mind adding a forum although I reserve the right to delete it if no one uses it.
    
    Any proposals for a name/description?

    
    Balls & Brawls
    
    is what it will be called. Sports involve balls, and brawls (like wrestling and MMA)
15. 2018-06-09 at 10:48 AM UTC in There's something that every nigga's forum gotta have, y'all ain't got it...
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist Sports are for dumb people.
    
    
    
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    How can you even call yourself a nigga, bro
16. 2018-06-09 at 10:29 AM UTC in fuck the police
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I simply don't like people having authority over me, being able to tell me what to do. Fuck 'em. Getting in my damn way...
17. 2018-06-09 at 8:31 AM UTC in There's something that every nigga's forum gotta have, y'all ain't got it...
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Actually most of us are upper middle class white people who sell the labor of our minds to earn a living. I burn more calories thinking about shit than you do running around chasing a truncated icosahedron for 90 minutes, or as the plebs call it: Playing soccer.
    
    What is your IQ?

    
    Burning calories by thinking is a myth. You're probably just watching anime in a basement all day, anyway
18. 2018-06-09 at 8:13 AM UTC in There's something that every nigga's forum gotta have, y'all ain't got it...
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Sports board? Niggas love sports, y'all niggas ain't even talking sports here. 'tf is with that?
19. 2018-06-09 at 7:52 AM UTC in fuck the police
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I can't respect no mothafuckin police. They're all bitches. Anyone who wanna be police can get shot and fuckin die
20. 2018-06-09 at 7:49 AM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Niggas don't vote, everybody know dat