Posts by BummyMofo

1. 2018-07-24 at 10:43 AM UTC in Would you marry a fat broad?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Ok, imagine she's as fat as Adele is. In fact, let's just say she's Adele but without the fame and half the money (but still enough to support you)
   
   
   
   Also mind you her father is still a gangster. Russian mob or something like that.
   
   Marry her y/n?
2. 2018-07-23 at 8:30 PM UTC in Would you marry a fat broad?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I really like the direction this thread took.
3. 2018-07-23 at 2:30 PM UTC in Best stimulant for weight loss?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 Yeah. Like fucking.

   
   girl u nasty
   but i want DRUGS NIGGA make this shit easy for me
4. 2018-07-23 at 1:44 PM UTC in Best stimulant for weight loss?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill DNP. It blocks cellular energy mechanisms, so the weight just falls off. It's very safe when used with care, despite what they say.

   
   Sounds good, do I just ask around the gym or what?
5. 2018-07-23 at 1:11 PM UTC in Best stimulant for weight loss?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Preferably not meth?
   
   I want to slim down a bit but not lose teeth or get knifed by my dealer
6. 2018-07-23 at 1:08 PM UTC in Would you marry a fat broad?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Ahh I see. Y'all niggas like chubby bitches here?
7. 2018-07-23 at 1:01 PM UTC in Would you marry a fat broad?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 Can I cheat on her with a skinny broad?

   
   No, none of that. Be faithful because her father is a gangster and will fuck your shit up
8. 2018-07-23 at 12:59 PM UTC in Jigaboo Johnson won't post much today because he's very busy on Mondays...
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 He has to do community service resulting from his "serious personal crisis" from a while back.
   
   Look for him collecting trash on the side of the road in Houston wearing an orange jump suit.

   
   What he do, kill a hooker?
9. 2018-07-23 at 12:58 PM UTC in Would you marry a fat broad?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   She loves you and can support you but doesn't want kids.
   
   y/n?
10. 2018-07-23 at 12:53 PM UTC in Jigaboo Johnson won't post much today because he's very busy on Mondays...
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I am an unemployed bum, so I can post here as much as I want every day.
11. 2018-07-22 at 6:32 AM UTC in Are You Surprised By Trump?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Donald Trump is a real BAMF, he's a mothafuckin pimp for sure. I think he's just what we needed. Tell bitches that they ain't shit. Democrat bitches would have had my ass paying higher child support, fuck that shit boy.
12. 2018-07-22 at 6:13 AM UTC in 💡Ask a question
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Taking a stinky, toxic diarrhea dump
    
    Favorite Adam Sandler movie?
13. 2018-07-22 at 5:50 AM UTC in What is the best penis pump?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    What does a penis pump do? Which one should I buy?
14. 2018-07-20 at 10:17 PM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by itybit Why on earth would you get up and leave when she complimented you

    
    because he's lying and none of this actually happened
15. 2018-07-20 at 7:47 AM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Manonfire All ur stories are 100% made up to

    
    Yeah this does sound really fake and gay
16. 2018-07-19 at 1:06 PM UTC in Which is worse on a moral level?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill This.
    
    I far far prefer niggers to kikes.
    
    Kikes won't even obey their own God's laws, they have to find loopholes around them.

    
    Amen brotha, niggaz don't always do the right thing but we play fair in the grand scheme. Black power
17. 2018-07-16 at 11:05 AM UTC in GIB ME DATS!!! Getting money from the US government
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ajax I don’t get shit from the government. Instead, I spend time researching ways to reduce my taxable income and/or reduce my future taxable income. I still pay too much in taxes.

    Yuh fuck em, I ain't never pay federal taxes ever. They should be paying me, damn rich old mothafuckas
18. 2018-07-16 at 2:46 AM UTC in Kyle Odom's manifesto
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Drawings look like Pepe the frog nugga
    
    but how is it that this pastor nigga got shot by Odom, a fuckin marine or some shit who has been trained, 6 times and lived to comment on the story??
19. 2018-07-16 at 2:41 AM UTC in Are you for or against the death penalty?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Niggas have been gettin lynched fo' shit they didn't do for centuries. In this mothafuckin' country
    .... man shit ain't right
20. 2018-07-16 at 2:15 AM UTC in Would you bang Roseanne?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Hell fuckin yeah. Would be an honor