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Posts by BummyMofo

  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    This shit sucks, I fucking hate it
  2. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Ive only stolen out neccesity most of the time. And i dont get the anarchy intent behind some peoples motivation to steal. No brah your not a rebel fighting a regime. Walmart is a big corperation they actually plan their prices for this shit. So either way whether you pay or not your not sticking it to the man. Your just a teeny tiny drop of water in the sea. I hate tumblr bc of it just be honest tumblrites you steal because you enjoy it. Dont justify it as a rebellion against a corrupt form of government.

    I was stealing food cause I was hungry and not doing well but they did not care. They just yelled at me, accused me of being on drugs, then called the cops without informing me that they were going to do that. It pisses me off to a degree for sure, but I have to accept it. shoplifting for ANY FUCKIN REASON can fuck you over. if I had known what woulda happened I wouldve sooner gone hungry...
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I don't approve of walmart as a business either I think it's some scum shit.

    but you're more likely to screw yourself over by shoplifting. not really "sticking it to the man"
  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Ive never stolen anything
    All thieves should lose a hand

    Really I do regret it now kinda.

    My whole life growing up getting shit stolen from me. Bleak childhood being a hood rat, where I try to extract joy from material things that I would seldom even have...only for some dick to come along and steal my shit and ruin my day. So often this would happen, and I would just be better off not having nice things cause niggas would just take them if I did.

    Shoplifting was still a bad idea. I will get caught if I steal. I know I will. Some niggas steal, some niggas get stolen from. I'm the latter that's just the way it has to be.
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    All white people are racist.
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    AOC has youth and natural latina fury

    but Duchovny is a man so I gotta go w him
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by whoami One of my irl associates is a NEET on disability, he gets like $1200 a month from the government just to exist and I'm so envious. That's enough passive income to live off-grid indefinitely, but he spends it all on rent, food and weed.

    shyt nigga that's what I'd buy
  8. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter I'd say, getting 'caught' was daf.

    It was, and it's not even worth any street cred I was in county jail less than 24 hours and now I got some community service shit...niggas need to know they should sell a little weed if they want a true hustle, shoplifting gets no profit even if you make off with most of the shit ya take it's not a true hustle
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    that's racist you going to hell
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo This is true when the walmart crew came to get me they had 5 guys, blockin the door, all angry looking. It wasn't like you described what you did with a normal, cool demeanor. These niggas were mad about what I did. They took me down with force but I wasnt resisting at all once I was in their security room. while we were there one white guy in their crew took the stuff I was trying to steal and threw it all on the floor while yellin at me like he was legit mad. I guess that was supposed to scare me into complete submission? idek they had the numbers and my id card by that time it just seemed extra. prolly some faget taking out his anger at the world on me

    oh and they didn't even tell me they called the cops I thought they was gonna let me go cause it was just some food and bullshit but I was sitting there for a while and nobody was saying nothing and all of a sudden the white guy leaves and like a minute later a cop is there and arrests me. fuckin a walmart
  11. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL WalMarts are pretty sloppy. They have very large LP teams, but they're lazy and dumb, and their bosses don't really care. They make so much money, they don't give a fuck. But if you happen to be the one they manage to nab, they'll be all over you like a swarm. From what I've seen, when they come in for a takedown there's like 4 or 5 of them. Not like in my day, where we practically worked solo.

    This is true when the walmart crew came to get me they had 5 guys, blockin the door, all angry looking. It wasn't like you described what you did with a normal, cool demeanor. These niggas were mad about what I did. They took me down with force but I wasnt resisting at all once I was in their security room. while we were there one white guy in their crew took the stuff I was trying to steal and threw it all on the floor while yellin at me like he was legit mad. I guess that was supposed to scare me into complete submission? idek they had the numbers and my id card by that time it just seemed extra. prolly some faget taking out his anger at the world on me
  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I used to steal babby formula from them all the time. Like I'd literally go in and pretend to talk on the phone and put like 5 bottles of the 35 dollar shit in my awesome coat with many big pockets. Hahahahahaha I still have all the formula
    Like it's been 5 years. I have it.

    Have you ever been addressed as a "Clepto" before
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet OP didn't get tackled by walmart security. It didn't happen. Simple as that. There isn't an argument because it literally did not happen.

    Nigga you stupid
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow Small items can not be that difficult. When I wear my caarhaart If I want, let's say, to steal a bottle of iron supplements, I just pick it up, walk around the store a little bit, slip it in my pocket, and walk out with or without buying something else. Usually buying something else to draw less heat.

    They do have some pretty good cameras in walmart and a lot of them, with screen everywhere.

    Not to mention their secret shoppers. that had to be where they got me. Some dude who dresses normal and walks around keeping an eye on "suspicious individuals" (mostly all black) but what can I say they got me
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Bitch.
  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet No you didn't.

    fuck you yes I did. don't give me any of your whiteboy quasi legal fuckboyshit. These niggas will get you if you try to run, they will detain you in a room and you get arrested and charged for petty theft. So eat my nigga dick or go try walking out walmart with a cart full of shit if you don't believe me
  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung 🤣😂

    It's a shame that it took for you to get arrested to realize that it's not worth it. How old are you?
    As old as yo mammy, nigga
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
  19. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    holy shit I'm on page 17 rol
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I cant imagine ever being pissed off or jealous or bothered that someone else is living their life, finding love and fulfillment…or just getting laid. Maybe thats just me though. Even if it was a chick i was really into. Generally i just want people to do well..unless theyre assholes. And i dont feel like more for someone else means less for me. Its not a zero sum game. Theres other thinmgs you can do, other people, other adventures. And if nothing else, you can just act like a normal human being and end up tagging her later on. lol. Then again, its taken me a long time to become the zen master i am today.

    yea really who gives a fuck about this shit OP

    ...could be funny tho...
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