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  1. #81
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo This is true when the walmart crew came to get me they had 5 guys, blockin the door, all angry looking. It wasn't like you described what you did with a normal, cool demeanor. These niggas were mad about what I did. They took me down with force but I wasnt resisting at all once I was in their security room. while we were there one white guy in their crew took the stuff I was trying to steal and threw it all on the floor while yellin at me like he was legit mad. I guess that was supposed to scare me into complete submission? idek they had the numbers and my id card by that time it just seemed extra. prolly some faget taking out his anger at the world on me

    oh and they didn't even tell me they called the cops I thought they was gonna let me go cause it was just some food and bullshit but I was sitting there for a while and nobody was saying nothing and all of a sudden the white guy leaves and like a minute later a cop is there and arrests me. fuckin a walmart
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  2. #82
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you enjoy levoamphetamine? Because you weren't getting dextroamphetamine from those inhalers.

    Idiot
    Those are vicks inhalers
    Benzedrex is propylhexedrine
  3. #83
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Dissociator Idiot
    Those are vicks inhalers
    Benzedrex is propylhexedrine

    Triggered?👍
  4. #84
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This reality. I worked loss prevention for K-Mart for 10 years.

    10 years and over 5000 theft cases, what works out to like 2-3 cases a day.

    one every 4 hours.

    is canada a 3rd world country ?
  5. #85
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.

    I'd say, getting 'caught' was daf.
  6. #86
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 10 years and over 5000 theft cases, what works out to like 2-3 cases a day.

    one every 4 hours.

    is canada a 3rd world country ?

    It could be that he may have recently retired if i remember cuckida literally let in a whole bunch of 3rd world sand nigger beasts into their country under bleeding heart MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING definately a cuck trudeaus command for "tolerance". Look at the influx of rapes if theres alot of rape its only natural that other crimes can follow...
  7. #87
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Moor stories spectral
  8. #88
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Moor stories spectral

    Yeah more i wanna hear some crackhead stories feed us daddy.
  9. #89
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Daddy Spec
  10. #90
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Daddy Spec

    Daddy spectral we want more stories this nigga up here said he will suck yo dick for daddy if you give us more stories.
  11. #91
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That doesn't make any SENSE, thotgirl.
  12. #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 10 years and over 5000 theft cases, what works out to like 2-3 cases a day.

    one every 4 hours.

    is canada a 3rd world country ?

    All LP have quotas. If you don't meet your quotas, you get fired. Some days I would get 6-8 arrests in. That's not even counting the attempted shoplifting cases I've processed, which is in the hundreds. A lot of people think LP can't get you unless you leave the store with the merch. Not true. Let's say you pick up a compact disk and rip off all the plastic and tear the CD out of its packaging and stuff it down your pants. Then you see LP is following you, so you throw the CD into a random merchandise rack and walk out. That's attempted theft and you will be absolutely arrested and charged as such.
  13. #93
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Moor stories spectral

    This one time I saw a new employee working on the floor. A kid of about 19. I noticed he would always arrive very early, well ahead of everyone else. I asked around a bit and found out he was the nephew of the store's merchandising manager. The next morning, I arrived before he did and manned a view-port near the front of the store and waited. He came in about half an hour later and walked by the checkout lane toward the staff room, and as he was walking by, he deftly and smoothly reached out and grabbed a handful of Upper Deck Baseball cards off the peg at one of the cashes and kept walking, all without stopping or even hesitating. Smooth operator, for sure. Even through the binoculars, it was hard to catch. I went down to the floor and walked over to the staff room and ascended the stairs, and just as I got halfway up, he was coming down again. Just as he passed me on the stairs, I pressed my shoulder against his body slightly and squeezed him up against the wall and told him I'll need the cards back. They weren't in his hands. He said he didn't know what I was talking about, and tried to keep walking, but I pressed him a little harder with my shoulder and said he wasn't going anywhere and that he was now under arrest for theft. I brought him to my office and asked him to empty his pockets, and he then admitted everything and pulled out the wrappers from the cards - he had already tore the wrappers off and stuffed them in his pocket, and he had the actual cards in his other pocket. He admitted he had been on his way to the bathroom to flush the wrappers down the toilet. I called the merchandising manager and he eventually came to my office, and the kid admitted everything in front of him. The store decided not to lay charges or have me call in the cops, so he got off pretty lucky with just a firing.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by -SpectraL All LP have quotas. If you don't meet your quotas, you get fired.

    sounds like conflicts of interest.
  15. #95
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter I'd say, getting 'caught' was daf.

    It was, and it's not even worth any street cred I was in county jail less than 24 hours and now I got some community service shit...niggas need to know they should sell a little weed if they want a true hustle, shoplifting gets no profit even if you make off with most of the shit ya take it's not a true hustle
  16. #96
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time

  17. #97
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    tl/ds
  18. #98
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Had to take a 400-pound shoplifter down once. Wasn't easy. The big old slob walks in, all 400 pounds of him, looked to be a Gypsie, walks over to the cameras department, pockets about 10 of the Polaroid instant film packs and heads directly for the exit. As soon as he was out, I walked up beside him and flashed my badge and told him he was under arrest for shoplifting. He just smiled this huge grin and told me, no, I wasn't going to arrest him, that he was leaving, then he started to walk away. I grabbed one of his arms in a lock, it was like a tree trunk, and he basically just started dragging me. So I stuck a foot out and half tripped him down to one knee, then I put him in a headlock and told a passerby to call the cops. Well, didn't he lift me right up off the ground, while I have him in the headlock, so I released his neck and stuck my leg between his legs and tried to knock him over, but he was too heavy to budge. So I locked one of his arms again and he started dragging me again. As he dragged me forward toward a phone booth, which just happened to be just ahead, I released his arm, and timing it perfectly, I bashed his body with my shoulder right into the phone booth, so he was basically stuck inside and could hardly move in there. He tried to bully his way out, but I locked each of my hands on each side of the frame of the booth's door and used my body to block him and push him back in. After about a full five minutes of this desperately trying to get out of the phone booth, he finally said he gave up, so I let him out, at which point he tried to flee again, so I tackled him at the legs and managed to get him down and did my best to pin him to the sidewalk. Then he gave up again and promised he would come back into the store. As we were walking back to the entrance, with him breathing in huge gulps of air, he says "Wow. You're pretty tough! Nobody else has been able to get me in!", then he gives me this big smile, like it's all just a game. Ended up he was a career shoplifter with multiple outstanding warrants for shoplifting.
  19. #99
    Octavian motherfucker
    I simply forget to scan loads of beef jerky.
  20. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Had to take a 400-pound shoplifter down once. Wasn't easy. The big old slob walks in, all 400 pounds of him, looked to be a Gypsie, walks over to the cameras department, pockets about 10 of the Polaroid instant film packs and heads directly for the exit. As soon as he was out, I walked up beside him and flashed my badge and told him he was under arrest for shoplifting. He just smiled this huge grin and told me, no, I wasn't going to arrest him, that he was leaving, then he started to walk away. I grabbed one of his arms in a lock, it was like a tree trunk, and he basically just started dragging me. So I stuck a foot out and half tripped him down to one knee, then I put him in a headlock and told a passerby to call the cops. Well, didn't he lift me right up off the ground, while I have him in the headlock, so I released his neck and stuck my leg between his legs and tried to knock him over, but he was too heavy to budge. So I locked one of his arms again and he started dragging me again. As he dragged me forward toward a phone booth, which just happened to be just ahead, I released his arm, and timing it perfectly, I bashed his body with my shoulder right into the phone booth, so he was basically stuck inside and could hardly move in there. He tried to bully his way out, but I locked each of my hands on each side of the frame of the booth's door and used my body to block him and push him back in. After about a full five minutes of this desperately trying to get out of the phone booth, he finally said he gave up, so I let him out, at which point he tried to flee again, so I tackled him at the legs and managed to get him down and did my best to pin him to the sidewalk. Then he gave up again and promised he would come back into the store. As we were walking back to the entrance, with him breathing in huge gulps of air, he says "Wow. You're pretty tough! Nobody else has been able to get me in!", then he gives me this big smile, like it's all just a game. Ended up he was a career shoplifter with multiple outstanding warrants for shoplifting.

    Your lies are extremely detailed and entertaining. You have quite the imagination.👍
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