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Posts by Ensign Galm

  1. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Rivet Simple dig her up and fuck her. You can even share doritos and shots together before hand. Romance isn't quite dead.

    She's not dead
  2. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I like the strategically placed cherries lol.

    How many squats/days per week, ensign?

    Well Commander, I started out at 30 but now I'm pushing 50-75 depending on how I feel that day
  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    As you can see, my bubble ass got even bubblier over the years. I attribute this to a year of squats.

    You can have an ass like mine too Kinkou, if you just put forth the effort.
  4. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Kinks §m£ÂgØL weighs like 300lbs. That ain’t his ass. Quit hating, you’re just a salty ass shit head.

    It's me lol

    Do not click unless you wanna see attractive man ass

  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee We need a block button. Maybe like "3 person max" block list.

    Infinityshock

    Infinityshock

    Infinityshock
  6. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Ghost I could have done this at sears, all my managers were massive sucks to corporate. I guess it didn't matter in the end since the company went bankrupt, I just wanted to do drugs and all my co workers would tell me "You should be team leader man it looks easy!" and I was like "Thats exactly why I don't want to do it, too easy, everything becomes my responsibility and for only another $10 an hour FUCK THAT"

    This is essentially what I'm doing. Double the pay but unholy amounts of responsibility. I only plan to use it to get a better paying job, since this company probably won't pay me what I want. Likely I can't get exactly the same job without moving states, but the experience and reference will be massively helpful in finding a job in the same field, despite my current lack of a degree. I'm sure I could probably lie and say I had one and they wouldn't even look into it, but that's not my style.
  7. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by ShizNitty Infin are you from DH as well?

    Idk who lanny is, but im sure ill get to know everyone in time.

    No, he's our retard.

    Lanny is the admin of this site. Our God. Our creator.
  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    I do not want to say good morning to Kinkou or her nudes. I feel like I wouldn't be able to eat lunch today if I did.
  9. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lets lanny lick his balls and he likes it the difference is the men here arent pretending to be women.

    except lanny. he does that shit.

    hts
  10. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
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  11. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Why would you need to start a piss bag fire in the city? Go bum a lighter if you can't afford one.
  12. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL At my old job
  13. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    It has recently come to my attention that several members here are inept in the dick sucking department. I think it would be a nice gesture for those of us who are experienced to give them some advice. So here are my top three tips that'll help you learn to suck dick. Feel free to post your own in the comments section.

  14. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    The only curves kinkou has are the ones at her panty line.
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  16. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by joerell It is true that somehow black men have a magical way to attract white women.


    At my old job there was this black man throwing a screaming fit. Yelling loud for the all the customers to hear. This went on for a good 45 minutes. Not sure how the cops didn't get called, I was busy trying to work. We had some male managers trying to calm this dude to no avail. Finally, when my fat white manager came out, he stopped screaming, apologized, and left of his own free will.

    Fat white women are the only thing that can calm an angry black man.
  17. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Kreepyk is not dead. I hung out with her IRL last month.
  18. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Kinkou:



    Me:



    No droop. No sag. No pockets of fat between my thighs. Just good, honest bubble ass.
  19. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by infinityshock impregnated lannys dad nine months before he was born pics or it didnt happen

    and post nude selfies

    Alright, give me a minute.
  20. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by ShizNitty Off first browse my opinion would be that kink is the hottest. Except like you said Inf Im sure its just a troll catfishing.

    Not interested in the gays though so you can save all that brother

    Kink is not catfishing. She really does look like Putin.
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