Posts by Ensign Galm

1. 2018-09-23 at 1:23 AM UTC in Happiness is being connected and our connections are fickle
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what have you hitchhiked into again this time op ?

   
   Gimme a few weeks I'll tell you
2. 2018-09-22 at 4:42 PM UTC in Happiness is being connected and our connections are fickle
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Watching you two post is like watching my grandmother post on Facebook.
3. 2018-09-22 at 2:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   This is why sploo has no friends
4. 2018-09-22 at 8:10 AM UTC in Happiness is being connected and our connections are fickle
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   You love people and you'll eventually be stabbed in the back. People will cheat, lie, steal, love, etc. We know this, yet still we maintain this expectation of happiness. We connect ourselves to the idea that things will be a certain way, a good way.
   
   When they don't, the world collapses; Unhappiness seeps into our lives and breeds resentment. We grow jealous, annoyed, frustrated, angry.
   
   The same idea can be applied to many things, but I guess my point is this: What are we supposed to connect ourselves to in order to be happy? Should we be disconnecting instead? Is expectation a waste of time?
   
   Recently I have connected myself to the insides of my eyelids and its working out alright
5. 2018-09-22 at 8:03 AM UTC in Congratulations on your recent success, Actor!
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   She said nope
6. 2018-09-22 at 8:03 AM UTC in Congratulations on your recent success, Actor!
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Nope.

   
   This is what your mother said when you were conceived
7. 2018-09-22 at 6:50 AM UTC in Congratulations on your recent success, Actor!
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   You got two cans of steel reserve 211 where most men can only get one at a time.
   
   Truly, this is a show of raw manhood, and I admire you for it. It's an honor to be in the same community. Godspeed.
8. 2018-09-22 at 6:48 AM UTC in Taking uber to get 1 can of 211
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by Item 9 I was able to get 2 :icon14:

   
   We're proud of you son
9. 2018-09-22 at 3:10 AM UTC in Racist faggots why do you blame your lack of social mobility on minorities instead of just generally how shitty you are?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Why the fuck did I just read this whole thread
10. 2018-09-21 at 2:35 PM UTC in Attn: Aldra
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Why are you making threads about Aldra? Why aren't you responding to my voicemails?
11. 2018-09-21 at 6:51 AM UTC in The time some asshole flipped me off in traffic for litterally no reason.
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    You have the most real posts brother bear
12. 2018-09-20 at 6:46 PM UTC in Sex scenes in movies
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by NARCassist Not advised if you desperately need to pee
    
    
    
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    Thats what the camelbak is for
13. 2018-09-20 at 7:51 AM UTC in Fat Shaming
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Most of you would be considered fat in Germany.

    
    Not I. I'm a hulk now.
14. 2018-09-19 at 7:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    How are you doing mash?
15. 2018-09-19 at 3:16 PM UTC in Are opiate users all inherently cleptos?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    I would say most opiate addicts I've known have not been thieves. The ones that did steal were generally shitty people to begin with.
    
    Not talking about shit like stealing jerky from walmart. I'm talking about real immoral thievery. Like mugging people and stealing from friends and family.
16. 2018-09-19 at 3:09 PM UTC in Pure Hate Part ∞
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I used to be a hospital clown (seriously). But that was what feels like 6 million lifetimes ago. That was so fucking sad but it was also a lot of fun. I thought about doing that again but I dunno. I don't think I have it in me right now.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by RisiR † I sometimes go to the local park and throw my patented death treats around. It's pieces of meat, soaked in nicotine and stuffed with fishing hooks.
    
    *shrugs*

17. 2018-09-19 at 3:08 PM UTC in EVERYTHING IS THE jediS
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Don't most Christians believe that God, Adam and Eve were all jedi?

    
    I can't tell if trolling or legitimately retarded but it was just Jesus.
18. 2018-09-19 at 3:05 PM UTC in Malice
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box what a fucking pussy, what kind of a nigger microdoses his weed vaping activities but accidentally takes too many pills or two too many drinks? Sorry, don't buy it.

    
    I just wanna add that he purposely ordered drugs to kill himself and even posted pics of the collection to prove he was serious.
    
    So I think the dude was pretty serious
19. 2018-09-19 at 2:58 PM UTC in Pure Hate Part ∞
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Op you're too edgy i need a bandage
20. 2018-09-19 at 8:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Mash, grind the leaves and make a tea like sploo said. Then start slow. Keep it in the fridge.