Posts by Ensign Galm

2018-06-24 at 12:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Originally posted by Ghost lOL @ everyone thinking §m£ÂgØL is bragging.

I guess thats what you get when you basically never talk about your job and then suddenly start talking about it when they promote you.

Nobody even noticed when it happened to me because I was posting about my job daily along with meth posts so it was seamless.

It isn't even anything to brag about. I just worked hard, did a good job, and moved up the ladder into a position actually worth buying ties and making a resume for. This is why they chose to train me for something only a few hundred people in the country are currently certified for.

If you think people are bragging when they say they worked their ass off and got promoted, you're probably a loser.

2018-06-24 at 12:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

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It isn't high turnover where I'm at now. I work in an office/factory/warehouse thing. This guy was here longer than I've been, he just didn't want the new responsibility I guess. I know he didn't owe notice, but its still a dick move when you are currently indespensible and being relied upon. Why would you accept this position and train for it if you were wanting to quit?

2018-06-24 at 11:21 AM UTC in This tranny I know changed his name

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Originally posted by cupocheer He changed his name?

Then use his new name.

HER new name

Thnx very muxb

2018-06-24 at 11:02 AM UTC in Cell tower prioritization, load-shedding etc

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Originally posted by A College Professor Power in SWIM's area has been in and out, mostly out, for the last ~12hrs. SWIM uses his cellphone tether for internet connection ( his piece of smegmacock-covered-in-dogshit samsung hunk of garbage (( never buy this shit! and fuck them for making it )) )

Anyway a while after the power went out the connection speed started declining, at some point the indicator at the top of the screen stopped reading the usual FULL bars of "LTE+" and started showing "H" H+" or 1 or 2 out of 4 bars of "LTE" The experience -even on highly advanced modern websites such as NIS- was reminiscent of using dial-up

Earlier in the evening I figured lots of people that would ordinarily be watching cable/satellite television and/or using their cable/DSL internet were now bored and resorting to using their cellphone's data connection. But it's late as fuck and still sucking ass now.

Since I don't know where cell sites near me are located I can't know if my nearest tower(s) were victim of the power outage but since it is still slow I am assuming it was and hasn't normalized itself yet. Just started thinking about how cellular and other infrastructure behaves when operating overloaded and/or on backup/standby power. I figure the wireless provider's equipment is ran through battery backup/UPS power with a standby generator to take over if the power doesn't come back in a few minutes. I would be quite surprised if there is heavy demand for data access at this hour but I'm still seeing unusually slow speeds - perhaps a real person has to intervene and "switch things back to normal".

Got me thinking about emergency situations and the towers becoming saturated with calls to where you couldn't get a line in or out.

That is not how you use the em dash

2018-06-24 at 11 AM UTC in A white woman complimented my skin colour

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Originally posted by Cootehill Turks look creepy and dark. They don't pass for white most of the time. There's just something about them and the way they move that's not familiar

Lol what

2018-06-24 at 10:42 AM UTC in A white woman complimented my skin colour

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Originally posted by Captain There are many varieties of Turk, who are ethnically from all sorts of "white" backgrounds, such as Muslim Armenians, Greeks etc. Turks are white as fuck.

You can't be white if you're Muslim!

2018-06-24 at 10:40 AM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.

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Originally posted by hydromorphone my infected gaping hole

2018-06-24 at 10:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

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Oh that's where you're wrong. I'm better than all of you. Sorry if you got confused.

2018-06-24 at 9:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Yes

2018-06-24 at 8:45 AM UTC in You have $250 to blow tonight, can’t save it, what do you do with it?

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Originally posted by Lanny A nice meal and drinks after with a friend. $250 doesn't go all that far in this town.

You could do that for about a fifth of the price and still have a great time. Money never really buys good food.

2018-06-24 at 8:43 AM UTC in My BPM was 42

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Originally posted by Lanny Have you ever thought that the sensation of feeling good might be distinct from actually being good?

Hitler probably felt very good about himself. So I think your logic is flawed, because Hitler was, is, and always will be

2018-06-24 at 8:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Oh wait

2018-06-24 at 8:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Why do you always talk like a retarded nigger

2018-06-24 at 7:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

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I forgot to mention that I had the luxury of firing Justin. He was quitting anyway, but I got to tell him he was fired before he got to tell me he was quitting. So THERE.

2018-06-24 at 7:23 AM UTC in My BPM was 42

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Says girl with bionic super legs

2018-06-24 at 7:22 AM UTC in Only post what youre doing if youre not at home

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I'm at home

2018-06-24 at 7:21 AM UTC in You have $250 to blow tonight, can’t save it, what do you do with it?

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Im so smhart

2018-06-24 at 7:21 AM UTC in You have $250 to blow tonight, can’t save it, what do you do with it?

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Wait fuck that, I'll just buy gold and sell it the next day.

2018-06-24 at 7:20 AM UTC in You have $250 to blow tonight, can’t save it, what do you do with it?

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Lottery tickets. I'm bound to win something that I can keep, instead of just buying some shit I don't need.

2018-06-24 at 7:03 AM UTC in Being in charge at work

Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

Originally posted by Ajax

Pretty much my thought process throughout my career at this company. I'm doing things I didn't imagine a year ago. I'm way under qualified compared to my coworkers. It's kinda weird, but nice to have broken into this.

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