2018-06-28 at 4:12 AM UTC
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What you watchin whore
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Oh! Fralala, my dear! I didn't realize I was speaking to a real woman. Please forgive me, love. Forgive me and I swear to never so much as throw my spaghetti in your direction.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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This thread is masturbation. Congratulations on passing your philosophy class.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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His hands are very big and nice.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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They've been selling that combo for years lol. I remember buying it for ps2, for 20 bucks, back in 2010 or so.
2018-06-28 at 4:07 AM UTC
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Story of an Ant
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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You're such a boring troll. I can't even bring myself to play along anymore.
2018-06-28 at 4:03 AM UTC
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The first Bioshock
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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I started re-playing this a while ago and it holds up really well. Good mechanics. Good progression. Good story. Good atmosphere. There's really nothing bad to say about Bioshock. I remember being totally taken aback by the water physics when you first start the game. That intro is something special. Stepping down the main hall, having a splicer assault the elevator, the power failure, shooting electricity for the first time.
It's a masterpiece. Don't understand people who say the game is scary though.
2018-06-28 at 4:01 AM UTC
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Also want to add that this game has a very cool codex to read through which describes what life was like at the time. You do get the feeling that they cut a lot out of it to make it more friendly, but it still provides a ton of information on the world it's set in.
2018-06-28 at 3:59 AM UTC
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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This is one hell of a game. I cannot explain how appreciative I am of what they've done here. Historically accurate knight simulator. Every fighting technique is a real life technique. Every castle is a real castle. Every piece of armor, every sword, every decoration and piece of clothing, is all based on the real lives of 15th century Bohemians (where the Czech Republic is now.)
When your sword becomes dull, you can sharpen it manually at a grindstone. Angle has to be just right or you will ruin your blade.
There is a drinking skill, with different perks you can get as you level up this skill. Careful of blackouts, as you may wake up in a strange place with items missing. Particularly confusing if you are doing hardcore mode, which has no compass and doesn't show your position on the map. You have to navigate by the sun and stars and roads and landmarks.
You, like most 15th century common men, don't know how to read. Try and all you will get is jumbled letters. You can learn how to read, but improving your skill takes time. Initially this means that you will still have a lot of jumbled letters and the occasional incomprehensible word, but eventually you'll be a pro! Knowing how to read can effect quests, and is a great asset in a world where only the privileged learn to read.
The world is fucking gorgeous. Forests are lush, and the mountains stretch wide over foggy hills. Taking a ride on your horse is a relaxing and peaceful experience until you get ambushed by three burly cumans who want nothing more than to stick their pale sandnigger dicks in your unkempt asshole.
Lockpicking is fucking garbage.
Economy is historically accurate. Weapons and armor are outrageously expensive. You can clearly tell that poor farmers just getting by would be totally unable to afford these things. This makes punching an unarmored drunk with your plate gloves all the more satisfying.
Sword play is engaging. You have 5 directions to worry about, and need to be attacking/blocking accordingly. Stabs, slashes, lunges, and feints are just a few of the moves you can utilize to defeat your opponent. Takes a while to get used to. If you've played Mount and Blade, it's kinda like that, only more developed. Shooting a bow is difficult, and takes a real amount of stamina. I don't know if you've ever shot a bow, but it takes a lot of strength and this game reflects that.
This is one of the few games I would categorize as atmospheric. You really feel like you're in 15th century Bohemia. There are real castles that you can still go and visit today. They really put a lot of effort into making this game as historically accurate as possible. It is only a fantasy game in the sense that the individual stories of the characters is made up. Everything else is historically accurate and it is refreshing.
It is buggy as hell, but so far it's been completely worth it to me. They seem to really care about fixing bugs and giving the community what they want within reason. This game is currently on sale for Steam users. I recommend picking it up if you enjoy historical settings at all.
2018-06-28 at 3:31 AM UTC
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Review: Deadpool 2
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Saw it a while ago, it's pretty good. Definitely better in every aspect. I always hated origin stories. They're always about the same thing. Weak guy has bad life. Weak guy has event. Weak guy now superguy. Superguy can't control powers/is lostconfused. Superguy's girl/friend/family is in danger. Superguy learns to control and saves the day.
DP2 started off strong with the vengeance and didn't take itself too seriously at any point. I thought the whole kid thing was a bit annoying though. Joking away the time machine plot point explanation was also pretty weak, but if any movie can get away with that, it's Deadpool.
2018-06-28 at 2:12 AM UTC
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GIVE ME PICS
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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kinkou's feet look like ocean coral
2018-06-27 at 9:59 PM UTC
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Next Shooting Rampage
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Threads like these are why the admins always ragequit.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Shitposting is a power our ancestors only dreamt of.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Maybe the real sucking is deep inside us
