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2018-08-18 at 2:09 PM UTC in My friend noticed I was going grey today. That's it, I'm officially never getting laid.
Originally posted by HTS >not being a ginger haha
>going grey as a result
lmao bro u fukked up my haor is so pretty and itll never go grey
Recently saw an old man with long, straight, gandalf white hair. It was so silky looking. I complimented his hair and asked him how he got it so white. Apparently that's what happens to those bright ass aryan blondes. -
2018-08-18 at 11:37 AM UTC in Ugh I wish I was still a virgin.What if enter is actually a FtM tranny and the reason he hates women so much is because he was bullied a lot in school.
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2018-08-18 at 7:51 AM UTC in When you squish a bug on the wall, do you clean it up leave it there?
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2018-08-17 at 7:53 PM UTC in Selena the beaner goes for a sun bath
Originally posted by Red_Woman I met people from DH in person. But don't waste your time, not even a second, with idiots my dear.
After all, who care who's who in the vast world of the web.
Hope you're doing well, Ity.
No signs from Westy anywhere yet? I do miss that lil devil.
We need to build a wall to keep the DHers out -
2018-08-17 at 6:42 PM UTC in Selena the beaner goes for a sun bathBill Krozby thinks this isn't sexy
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2018-08-17 at 1:52 AM UTC in Trying to find a rollable whiteboard or some other large, cheap, portable signI intend to use it for hitchhiking. Don't wanna use cardboard again because it's really annoying lugging around cardboard/looking for cardboard when you're hitchhiking.
If anybody can help me find a rollable board, or maybe something else I can use, that'd be great. Doesn't have to be huge, just big enough for cars to see. -
2018-08-17 at 1:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I don't make enough money to do or buy things. I am very lonely and don't have anyone I really feel close or intimate with. I don't know how to make new friends at this age without drugs. I feel very unfulfilled in life and like nothing I do has any greater purpose. I have to work a stupid job I don't care about just to make enough money to survive. When I'm out of work, I don't really have the energy or drive to work toward something more meaningful because I usually want to just relax, or do the minimal socializing I do, or I'm busy with all my drug court bullshit. I don't really have things I like to do in my free time and don't know what or how to develop some hobbies, and those would probably be meaningless bullshit too. You're making me saddish again. Well not really, I'm still chillin. But I was chillin more a minute ago.
What kind of hobbies would you like to develop?
A few years ago I wanted to play an instrument but thought i was too old to learn and I'd just suck anyway so what's the point? Now I can play ukulele, guitar, some piano, and the dulcimer.
I also thought I wouldn't be a writer. Now I make enough to pay rent from my writing.
I mean it was hard getting into these things initially, but you pick it up with time and it eventually becomes relaxing. It is strange making money from what I consider a hobby/way to relax, but its fucking great. I strongly suggest picking up a hobby that is profitable.
I'm looking to start a business soon with another hobby of mine. Hopefully I'll be able to live off it. Really tempted to just keep up the author thing and live abroad indefinitely, but I'm afraid it's too romantic of a thought. -
2018-08-17 at 1:41 AM UTC in where do i find real PCPIt should be illegal for sploo to have access to PCP
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2018-08-17 at 1:37 AM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid up
Originally posted by Grimace That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :)
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2018-08-16 at 8:46 PM UTC in Jesus was NOT a jedi
Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Those muther fucking jedis have tricked you once again.
https://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jesusjedi.htm
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2018-08-16 at 8:26 PM UTC in Overwhelming the police
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how they'd delegate the police force if say, 200 rapey kidnappers all stole a kid each from different parts of town and held them hostage for ransoms. Would the police just have to go down the list like first come first served or would they try to send people to all of the hostages at the same time, like what if it was a small town and they didn't have the means to but the kidnappers were getting impatient and tensions were really HEATING UP what do they do how do they prioritize?????
Thanks.
Probably anyone close to the police would get priority. Situations would be dealt with according to severity otherwise. Like which ones have a gun? Are any of them violent felons? Etc. -
2018-08-16 at 6:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-08-16 at 3:39 PM UTC in Give a genuine compliment to the person above you game.
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2018-08-16 at 3:26 PM UTC in show me ur nail clippersI use scissors and a metal file to cut my nails, but thanks.
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2018-08-16 at 3:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-08-16 at 3:21 PM UTC in I'm spending 90% of my next paycheck on Nitrous.You could even consider Enter to be ENRAGED right now.
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2018-08-16 at 3:20 PM UTC in I'm spending 90% of my next paycheck on Nitrous.Enter might be an ANGRY lad.
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2018-08-16 at 3:19 PM UTC in I'm spending 90% of my next paycheck on Nitrous.Unless...
... Possibly
Enter could be...
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2018-08-16 at 3:16 PM UTC in I'm spending 90% of my next paycheck on Nitrous.
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2018-08-16 at 3:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionHas anybody here ever played a 12 or 16 string instrument?
