My friend noticed I was going grey today. That's it, I'm officially never getting laid.

1. 2018-08-18 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
   Looked in the mirror and holy fuck, he was right. I'm going grey on the sides. This is the fucking end. Now I'm going to be "old" and no women will want me.
2. 2018-08-18 at 12:15 PM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   i thought you knocked up a girl
3. 2018-08-18 at 12:16 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mso8 i thought you knocked up a girl

   
   
   
   I don't wanna talk about it.
4. 2018-08-18 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lots of girls like that
5. 2018-08-18 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   Distinguished grey salt 'n' pepper daddy... 😍😍😍
   
   You're fine as long as you don't go bald.
6. 2018-08-18 at 12:18 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra lots of girls like that

   
   Are you sure that's not just a meme? Like "hurr durr girls like older guys" when in reality they just like chad?
7. 2018-08-18 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Enterita Are you sure that's not just a meme? Like "hurr durr girls like older guys" when in reality they just like chad?

   
   yeah, a lot seem to think of it as a mark of maturity or sophistication
   
   

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8. 2018-08-18 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enterita " when in reality they just like chad?

   
   chad?
9. 2018-08-18 at 12:24 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q chad?

   
   https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad-thundercock
10. 2018-08-18 at 12:24 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Looked in the mirror and holy fuck, he was right. I'm going grey on the sides. This is the fucking end. Now I'm going to be "old" and no women will want me.

    
    It's natural for people to change as they age. Women your own age understand.
11. 2018-08-18 at 12:29 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q It's natural for people to change as they age. Women your own age understand.

    
    I'm in my fucking 20s.
12. 2018-08-18 at 12:32 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    >not being a ginger haha
    >going grey as a result
    
    lmao bro u fukked up my haor is so pretty and itll never go grey
13. 2018-08-18 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    there's hair dyes in abundance in every shade at every corner store...j/s
14. 2018-08-18 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS >not being a ginger haha
    >going grey as a result
    
    lmao bro u fukked up my haor is so pretty and itll never go grey

    
    I hate my life.
15. 2018-08-18 at 12:35 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q there's hair dyes in abundance in every shade at every corner storek…j/s

    
    Everyone's telling me not to dye it, saying it'll look ridiculous. I argued with them about this, saying how the fuck is anyone even supposed to know, but apparently people can tell when someone's dyed their hair.
16. 2018-08-18 at 12:36 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita I hate my life.

    
    Hey, you ain't alone man.
    
    I learned a long time ago we have to make our own selves happy. Do what ya need to meet those needs...
17. 2018-08-18 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
18. 2018-08-18 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Remember enter.....
    
    
    
    Although we do find some of your fictitious novellas entertaining 🤢
19. 2018-08-18 at 12:40 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    I’ve known guys that went completely gray in their late 20s.
    
    I don’t know if this is an “old wives tale”, but I heard that a guy takes after his mother’s father, when it comes to their hair.
20. 2018-08-18 at 12:41 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita , but apparently people can tell when someone's dyed their hair.

    
    Not necessarily. I was born almost blonde. It turned medium brown and almost black thru-out school. Then in my early 20s it turned to a very light brown (which I began to detest) and I started dyeing it back to dark brown by mid 20s.
    
    Now, I don't have to. It's back to black ...naturally. Weird.