Posts by Ensign Galm

1. 2018-08-22 at 3:03 PM UTC in ATTN Enterita
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   I missed you faggot
   
   Now get on your knees
2. 2018-08-22 at 4:42 AM UTC in The Hardcore Faggot List
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   I make faggots.
3. 2018-08-22 at 4:41 AM UTC in How to sleep after math?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Low quality thread
4. 2018-08-22 at 4:41 AM UTC in I'm leaving NIS forever.
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by Enterita Too many fucking retards here these days, when TOTSE used to have some of the smartest people ever, who were definitely intelligent and Im not misremembering them since I was only 14 at the time.

   
   GET THE FUCK OUT
5. 2018-08-22 at 4:40 AM UTC in got called a fag for not wanting to buy a drill
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Of course scum meets scum in Austin. What a shit fucking dump of a city.
6. 2018-08-21 at 6:53 PM UTC in Hahaha. Uplifting news! #MeToo activist is a rapist.
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Lol this conversation. European pedophile, Canadian tranny, and I don't know where jigaboo is from, but evidently he's okay with people 3 times a 12 years olds age having sex with them in the lobby of the world considers nudity deviant and the fat girls are the only ones that can make assumptions about me being kicked awake and shooting up with Carl or the other or other other guys in the room with me and married to a girl that was not mine and I was connected to the world he made his bid on the road to the house and he was a tyrant there'd be A LOT more people banned from the bite of the most common sense of the time I'd rather masturbate than fuck a new car for a couple of years of evolution and countless fallen civilizations later in the year old man had a good time to take me away from the bite of the time and I want to be a shit of my own life and I don't want to be a shit of the time I am with him and I am perfectly happy with the world that contains stuff that I fucking hate.
7. 2018-08-20 at 6:56 PM UTC in My neighbor called the police because I sent her dick pics on Facebook...
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   It's fucked up that a single dick pic could be harassment. This culture of immediately going to police is disgusting.
8. 2018-08-20 at 6:48 AM UTC in What's the longest you've been camping?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   I lived in the woods for 3 years as a child.
9. 2018-08-20 at 6:47 AM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by stare rape Nor would I want to under normal circumstances

   
   What if its a hot milf and she offers prostitution to escape a felony.
10. 2018-08-20 at 6:10 AM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    You couldn't get laid by a cop if you paid them
11. 2018-08-20 at 3:43 AM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Blacked out on Xanax and booze, literally just made it back to a friend's house when a cop rolls by and I decided to wave from the driveway to seem less suspicious.
    
    Cop decides to pull up right to me and see what I'm doing when I explain I'm just going inside for the night all slurred. He GAYLY sits me in the cop car with the door open and I jump out and am immediately tackled and faceplanted. I may have called him a bitch ass nigga or something as well.
    
    Ended up getting a resisting charge along with a PI.

    
    Lol waving to cops has never ended well for me. You think you're being friendly but you're just inviting them to fuck you up.
    
    This is how I nearly got arrested for hitchhiking despite hitchhiking not being illegal.
12. 2018-08-20 at 3:32 AM UTC in got catfished
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    So what did Bill Krozbys post say before he deleted it
13. 2018-08-20 at 3:25 AM UTC in Passing a piss test
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by CASPER Hand sanitizer? I'm pretty sure that would be a dead giveaway

    
    You'd still test dirty too. They'd just be wondering why you put sanitizer in your piss.
14. 2018-08-20 at 1:32 AM UTC in malice suicide celebration thread
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    But does a knife have an iq above 180?
15. 2018-08-19 at 10:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Enterita So you were just "trolling" hydro and Bill Krozby when it happened? You were making yourself like a little crybaby pussy as a "joke" to "get" them?

    
    Didn't happen.
16. 2018-08-19 at 9:37 PM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by hydromorphone In this thread

17. 2018-08-18 at 8:25 PM UTC in Alright here it is, another MS PAINT thread!
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    You, kids dont scare me
    
    Did i do it right
18. 2018-08-18 at 4:59 PM UTC in Alright here it is, another MS PAINT thread!
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Give me suggestions and I will draw the best and least retarded ones using MS PAINT. Others feel free to participate and post your own MS PAINT images of whatever you feel like.
    
    gogogo
19. 2018-08-18 at 4:54 PM UTC in Avoid making love or having sex
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Lol is that a head on the other end?
20. 2018-08-18 at 4:52 PM UTC in Making a girl think I killed myself because of her.
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Enterita You were, for all of eternity right before you were born. Just give this a go for a few more years for kicks.

    
    How can you be dead before you are alive? Death is the stopping of life, dead is always used in a past tense if not an adjective or something else.