Posts by jedi_darryl

1. 2018-05-24 at 3:12 AM UTC in Nothing on here is real
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala We are all losers. What more do they need to know?

   
   The color of our bowel movements on Thursday's and our cereal preference for a lazy morning day?
   
   So from what I've heard.
   
   
   I'm not saying anything, those are personal questions and I shall be held in contempt. Hmph!😒
2. 2018-05-24 at 3:07 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Eating Twizzlers dipped in watermelon and watermelon afterwards; sitting down whilst watching the Sopranos.
   
   
   I wish I had a girlfriend to shove a watermelon in her mouf right now, so she could say nigga followed with profanity. Watermelon and being called a nigga is a superfluous turn on for me, so Sopranos would have to wait. Sorry Artie, I hate to do it, but I think I'm gonna pass. Hey, forget about it, Tony.
   
   Spaghetti.
   Meatballs.
   Luigi.
   Mama mia.
3. 2018-05-24 at 1:37 AM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Good morning guys. 👋
4. 2018-05-24 at 1:35 AM UTC in i am indian
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Wow, no where in the history of niggadom states that. So clearly you were mistaken.
5. 2018-05-23 at 11:26 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Lolol
6. 2018-05-23 at 11:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.

   
   
   Wut you said bout my mama?
   
   Don't go there with the mama jokes sun, I got that 🔥.
   
   O.T.
   
   Frying some chicken after thawing it out.
7. 2018-05-23 at 11:21 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Lol hiya, Darryl. 👋😘

   
   Your kiss emoji made me blush and made my heart beat even faster. Gosh you are so hott.😍😘
   
   LJ said hi to me guys, Me! And-and she waved whilst blowing a kiss with the cutest heart on top. And what.😎❤
8. 2018-05-23 at 11:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't frighten me, kid.

   
   Damn that sounded aggressive sun. You should be a wrapper or sumn. You could wrap about a contortionist being constricted like a spiral when you sit on a wiener and spin.
   
   
   Jerk. 😛
9. 2018-05-23 at 11:07 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Codebeta You're a pussy…you wouldn't survive the first 15 seconds.

   
   
   Oooo, so that's why you call yourself the code beta. You sound very confident, but sorry to burst your bubble buttercup, that's pure rubbish. I wouldn't survive 15 and a half seconds. So ha! In your face mister precise man.
   
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10. 2018-05-23 at 10:58 PM UTC in fuck or pass the pay
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Rump roast this sexy motherfucker.
11. 2018-05-23 at 10:56 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Fite me den.😪
12. 2018-05-23 at 10:54 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Red_Woman

    
    Ooo I wanna block you back so bad...you lucky you're mesmerizing...sometimes.
13. 2018-05-23 at 10:51 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It means someone thought your post was good enough to think you shouldn't burn to death in a grease fire, but only for that post. Other posts may get you killed.

    
    No, no, it means shit ap! Yeah, that's right.
    
    You heard me.
    
    Shit.
    
    Ap.😛
14. 2018-05-23 at 10:49 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jillvalentine It's like a like button you playing dumb mother fuckaa

    
    After reading your harsh comment, yes, but misleading to a no because you're such a cute whittle sloth. Awe. 😍
    
    Shout-out to LJ though😍😘😘😘
15. 2018-05-23 at 8:47 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    😂😂😂
16. 2018-05-23 at 8:43 PM UTC in i am indian
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock code word for 'nigger'

    
    Ouch man, why you gots to be so technical?
17. 2018-05-23 at 8:42 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    What's "thanks received"? Is that like a twitter follow, or wut?😅
18. 2018-05-23 at 7:26 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Whoa, now that's crossing the line there. I'll have to report this. 👮top flight!
    
    *bingo, I got action*
19. 2018-05-23 at 7:24 PM UTC in fuck or pass the pay
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Get cho gentle ass outta here! I needs me a rough neck bitch. That's why my back is broken. I knew yous a busta. I'm done. 😒
20. 2018-05-23 at 7:22 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ima tellin