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What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    To maim wud be worse than to kill.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking trains.

    Trains trains trains trains trains
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  3. #3
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    CO
  4. #4
    drink 10 bottles of Bacardi 151 within 1hr...or as many as you can down as quickly as possible...relatively pain free.
  5. #5
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

    or jumping off a skyscraper which would be more fun and you could livestream it for memes
  6. #6
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Listening to your mother in law.
  7. #7
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Or cyanide.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

    or jumping off a skyscraper which would be more fun and you could livestream it for memes

    The fun would be ruined by thoughts of the impending collision...especially if death was not immediate upon it.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by joerell Or cyanide.

    That would be a terrible way to kill yourself.

    Originally posted by WellHung The fun would be ruined by thoughts of the impending collision…especially if death was not immediate upon it.

    do it when fucked up
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel do it when fucked up

    Lol.
  11. #11
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    OP said surefire...no better way.
  12. #12
    It's slow an agonizing.
  13. #13
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Less than a minute at high dose...surefire is more important.
  14. #14
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shooting yourself in the chest.

    Old women need to make sure they don't blow their kneecaps off.
  15. #15
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Car in your garage with engine running.

    Closed the garage door.

    Turn on Pink Floyd's Shine on You Crazy Diamond.

    Good bye.
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  16. #16
    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Just staple yourself to a large enough bomb
  17. #17
    It appears to be hanging if you are a faggy tv person.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by joerell Or cyanide.

    That's quite painful I think
  19. #19
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Car in your garage with engine running.

    Closed the garage door.

    Turn on Pink Floyd's Shine on You Crazy Diamond.

    Good bye.

    So u chickened out ?
  20. #20
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by Manonfire So u chickened out ?

    There you go assuming shit again.
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