2023-10-28 at 1:34 PM UTC
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Flat tire
Originally posted by jerryb
Hey when your poor you do what you need to get by. I give em credit for that, they could instead lay around with flies buzzing around like in Africa.
You catch more flies with poop than vinegar
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Originally posted by jerryb
I kinda miss all the good junk Jiggaboo/Kawkasian use to post about his Value Village finds. My local thrift shops never have any good shit.
Yeah man I went t goodwall yesterday looking for a CRock pot they just had a bunch of lame shit and clothes that place was packed. Not usually a thrift store shopper , I didn't like it
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Originally posted by totse2118
his drone
aka his 14th wife, the last one ripped
I'm gonna have to look into that
Then I'll be acum looker
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2023-10-24 at 10:39 PM UTC
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RIP Nina "Privacycunt" Newman
Come on who hasn't waked up like that after a few rowdy days in the nu Bugatti
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Originally posted by totse2118
what if you dont go outside does it still work
Honesty I FON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS but I'm eating meat slicks
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2023-10-14 at 6:23 PM UTC
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Flat tire
Wow that was pretty dumb I shoulda got new tyres instead of buying some old junk crap.
These piece of shits induce vibrations above 60 , over 70mph is quite sus. Delaminated this morning on i5 S near Lebec. Coulda been super sketchy if ripped apart on da grapevine
Honesty I only have myself to blame , for listening to Jigaboo Johnson and buying cheap tires. Fona tried to warn me not to be a cheapskate but I thought I was smarter well that's the last time I don't listen to Fona
I'm pretty heart broken about the body damage to my fenderhole too, but I digressed
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Wow fona you're an international crim ring
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2023-10-15 at 10:36 PM UTC
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Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris
There will only be three mcNORRISES. ONE WHEN THE MCNORRIS HITS SPAM CITY. TWO WHEN MCNORRIS FLATLINEs AND THREE WHEN THE Morris GETS ON THE NIS BUS ( 1337 CALIFO )and it hits 100mph on the way to Keenan Memorial Medical Center
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A SHEEP EGG ON TOP
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You wait in the lobby and when a customer is getting helped and the workerasks them their phonenumber your paying Attention and DIAL it into youre TELEPHONE and literary you call them up and they go 'hello??' And you jist go 'bro I'm right here look to it right' amd when they look at you just whipe off youre milk mistache and tellum *The Names BROOKS*
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
he had his testicles removed and is in a gay/wtf ever it is relationship with scronaldo and they both do ghey as fuck shit and smoke meth snd suck each others pee pees.
ask me anything else
Waow, trump did all that!? My president is trump my Lambo is blue
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
The health department is gonna shut that shit down
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Uh oh fuys the dark rattox is gonna turn Bradley in to the food police, for a 100 dollar reward
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2023-10-13 at 6:55 PM UTC
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Site chatroom?
Muy rhombus fuys, it's deurrring it again!!
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2023-10-12 at 1:46 AM UTC
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I miss Hiki
He has been overtaken by his diaper fetish and now sits in a BOX with a crt taped in front of his head, nintendo
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I met Bruce Willis at the alopecia clinic and told him I was his dad and he got confused and started crying
I met carrot top outside a phone booth and he signed my 10-10-2-20 calling card
I met Audrey plaza in a inflatable jump house and she just wouldnt jump and would only sit and get launched, and she gave me her autism
I met Elon musk and smoked his entire weed blunt and didn't pass it and he got pissed and tried to punch me but he punched crooked and lost his balance
I met the guy who wrote kill bill and actually gave him some ideas which he used as the basis for the character Daisy Domergue and also the line 'TWO nails in the door!'
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2023-10-11 at 4:51 PM UTC
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Sean.
Y'all run around talking Bout blane like I ain't got none, wut u fink I sold em all?
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2023-10-09 at 11:16 PM UTC
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Blocked Toilet
Originally posted by Kawkasian
Back in the old days before everyone went woke it was rare to block a toilet because they built 'em for REAL men…now they are building them for faggots and the woke folk who only ever have soi/vegan shits they just don't hold up to a good 3lber.
I dunno man I grew up on a 5 gallon tolet, it wasn't hard to plug as an amateur. The new toilet technology is simply amazing fuys, I recommend a Gerber Avalanche ( one-piece, with elongated bowl obviously). Toto has some good ones, Kohler too but like most Kohler shit they tend to not take generic parts so you end up ordering $$$ parts and waiting.
You probably have a POS 100$ lumberyard toilet, oversized colon, or don't know when to double-flush mucker
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Shit up and take my koney
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2023-10-01 at 9:35 PM UTC
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Save yourselves from Lanny
The great artist Scrawnaldo summed this up in one of his arts very well. OMG EVERYONES A ALTOX FAGGOT REeeeEeeEEEE
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Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”
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