He's taking turns shining up a dildo with cocktavian (the guy with one of the site's more manly jawlines)
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2021-08-04 at 12:46 AM UTC
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New GTA DLC
GTA4 online was my favorite, I loved being able to jump into a game and everyone's on a pretty even playing field where all the weapons/vehicles were available on the map.
5 didn't have anything like that when I played it, they took the online play a different direction and made it an RPG so they could sell tokens. Still really fun but totally different than 4 and I never got into it like I did with 4.
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2021-12-29 at 8:03 PM UTC
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Im very sick.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Is that how they gave em the 2G microchip?
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My exirgen temporal scanner it's a covid detecting lazar beam I shine at ppl if they get too close
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2021-11-21 at 12:31 PM UTC
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Bong I made
HIS POWERS ARE GROWING. Plz be careful wit old metal-cased tools, can lectrocute you if it fails.
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2021-11-12 at 3:28 PM UTC
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Newcomb's Paradox Thread
I've been thinking about it 🤔 and it seems it I take box B then box A is gone FOREVER, I deprive anyone els from being able to choose it so so I like the idea of that ( especially knowing what I know now, that doing so will make anyone who plays after me a Millionair e. But it's a little bit unclear how much of this info we would get upfront honestly
Cause this could be one of those things where you're like kr0zes dad saying "Doug... You're trying to outsmart the game and pick an option that doesn't exist, just play the game by the rules.. "
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Brandon caused fuel shortages , The Don would have never allowed it
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2021-06-21 at 2:28 PM UTC
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i'm addicted to Viagra
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Generic Viagra isn't stamped "Viagra"…so I heard.
Trade marked etc.
Yeah we out here stamping our own viagaras we make em out of fentynal and female hormones with a splash of tweak, ppl luv em
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Back when I built my first 486..an SX 25mhz and I wasn't too au fait with PCs at the time as I was an Amiga user primarily with a 386SX 16 that I barely messed with, my stupid brother "Insisted" is buy an Adaptec Scsi card rather than using the IDE that was on my serial/parallel/IDE card…140 BRRRRRitish pounds I paid for that fucking thing (A fortune to me at the time)..just for the card..had to buy a scsi HD to go with it.
He claimed the IDE was no good and that scsi was the way to go…as if that slight increase in HD speed fucking mattered to me when I was on a tight budget, the twat…making me spend money on shit I didn't need.
Folks , he hasn't spoken to his brother since this incident. The way he sees it , his brother owes him 140 pound and interest
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Originally posted by aldra
and at what point do you let the dog in
"Is that a Chihuahua in you're pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Sorry jig but you're story isn't exactly adding up. Everyone's yearly consumption is zero if they play mental games of gymnastics like that
At the very least your story is disingenuous and I'd figure you should give an apology for trying to rig the game
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Jigaboo got debunked about his drinking
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I just sent them my resume
Omg! I got to get my resume ready it's not ready but I'll try to get it ready and send in that will be so cool if they put us in the same cadet School class I'm going to teach us judo and MMA and we can both slam on fools kick their ass top of the class which means the top of the class always gets the exotic police cars so we will both be top cop Hot shots in our brand new Dodge challengers
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2021-06-04 at 10:45 PM UTC
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Blocking license plate readers
Sovereign citizens don't need plates
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My friend gets pulled over by the chips all the time they are th nicest cops they always give my friend free ice cream and said " hey you were the only driver brave enough to pass me and I commend you for you're bravery. I have just bought this tub of ice cream before the end of my shift when my captain told me I have to work late so I have to get rid of this ice cream so it don't melt so I would like to give it to you brave citizen". Just the nicest bunch of cops. But it's getting ridiculous my friend is diabetes and he's fat and lactose retarded and he's getting a bit of ice cream overload but then again he's too nice to turn down free dessert plus he doesn't want to offend the chips.
Did you know if you go to Asia and you're eating at someone's house your supposed to leave some on the plate when ur done so I show that you had your fill that way the man of the house knows he did you a solid and macho-ly fed you all you could eat it's like that
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
but feminists hate trannies
Yep, nothing pisses a hardened feminist off like seeing a transgender getting attention from da boys
But at the same time , I'm a male feminist and I've found it to be quite the panty drooper
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2021-09-14 at 9:13 PM UTC
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RIP Norm McDonald
Omg noo! All McDonald's are at half flag because of this. Support you're local big Mac!
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2021-09-12 at 8:51 PM UTC
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Unban Jiggaboo_Johnson
Originally posted by Donald Trump
This is the first step towards banning all English people from the site
Yep, they are claiming Jig wasn't "Woke" enough but in reality it's just like his mum used to say when he was a young fella him lad
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Folks , CandyRain considers SmellHung to be her sock-pupper-wigger-whore and treats him as such 🌹
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2021-09-07 at 6:06 PM UTC
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Day Labors Need Vaccines
Yep sum1 needs ta Hold down all those burrito benders and rip there diapers off
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