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2022-03-19 at 7:15 PM UTC in I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.I put 80$ on my books from my debit card and proceeded to gamble as much as possible. I won in poker 3 times, the third time for the great amount of 16$ (22 noodles) which i won last night, i didn't draw much, didn't get laid, got into 1 fight when someone warned me that this angry 40 year old man was gonna fight me cuz i was so loud so i rushed him, slapped a child molestor for skipping in me in monopoly, rolling the dice, me pointing out his skip and him telling me to get over it, they didn't have much coffee so we snorted what we had, i got out and got a ride to my new crib from my co president that came to pick me up, the judge went below the plea bargain from 45 days to 30 at my request and capped my total monetary punishment at 450$, with good time it was only 23 days, i feel kinda healthy, drank 2 steel reserves & did a line of tweak in the car. GOnna go help my mom tonight and gtet my tv from my friend and shit post, got some new art equipment and some weed given to me, cigarettes from the up north native americans are only 52$ a carton so i got a carton of eagle 20 100s. Very excited to be past this.
I took the 16 noodles and made people play stupid carnival games and shit for them and set the deck so the child molestor dind't win any of them.
I was a terror and they put me in the max unit and i flooded 6 toilets but htey couldn't figure out how i was doing it (plastic wrapped toilet paper wads , just under what will clog, so they clog later on) , I also put chili ramen powder into the middle of 2 ply toielt paper and returned it to several people's cells for their future shitting pleasure and put magic shave 1/4 in 3/4 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner and left it in the shower after telling everyone but the two sex offenders and one child molestor that it was DANGER!!!
I got into battle bots and hate basketball madness a lot.
My childhood friend and one of my best friends died, the last thing i said to him was asking him to kick it before I Went to jail, his dad messaged me off his phoen cuz they share one cuz he's been not doing good and hasn't been for awhile, saying that dude was out of town till monday, iw ent on on a friday, the next weekend his mom found him dead with a bursted heart from cocaine and crack, alcohol, and marijuana combo. I was told about it the next day, and the following night I prayed to him and saw him in my dream opening his door to his mom's house and looking like he did in high school when he was the healthiest, if igure that was him hitting me up to like let me know i guess and i woke up with such a start thinking our mutual friend was just fucking with me and realized it had been a dream i saw him in and he was dead for good.
To my deep dismay they donated his organs (he was 26) and listed off all the shit they ended up putting in other people or for research, my mom didn't take it well since she's known him since he was 11 and i was 13, and used to waitress with his dad in the 70s and his older sister was in my grade and took my virginity in 7th grade.
THe body must remain whole and never be divided in remains nor put into the body of someone you do not wish to be bound with for eternity.
Hail Odin!
No funeral. I mighto go over to his mom's house with some flowers and wine (she's a drunk that knows me and doesn't like or dislike me but not a big bradleyb fan (Unlike her son and daughter and ex husband). I kinda want some of his ashes since they're just giving them away lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-19 at 10:08 AM UTC in I am a water spider at work ๐ท๏ธ ๐ฆThe real water spider meta is saving all the small light items for the cute girls and leaving your water bottle at her station so you have to see her every time you drink a water and only give her easy work all day and then take an hour long shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-19 at 4:14 AM UTC in Im going to ride through a DUI checkpoint for funzies.American police will shoot you dead for not rolling down your window, as you are then a clear and imminent threat to their safety and there would be no choice but to shoot you 15-20 times.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-18 at 8:10 PM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionOoh Chile I sound like my daddy..but imma still get this message across...
*Tokez on the way home*
Let me tell you something about me if you don't already know...I'm not easily defeated..and I'm not easily taken down... As delicate as i am..I'm probably the strongest person you'll meet...i don't give up and i don't back down ..
My strength comes from my heart..and my heart is with God...you gone have a hard time tryna take me out the game..I'm on Gods team..how could I possibly lose...idk why people even try...
Likely Daddy said..don't help me ...help the bear .. ๐ป๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-18 at 9:21 AM UTC in Some piece of shit tried to cut me in linei cut a line on my arm once wasnt a smart idea I only did it because I was crazy because of my schitzofrenia at the time i had visions of me cutting myself and running over people with the work truck and so I thought there was cameras everywhere I did like a look at the ceiling to the dot on my ceiling and yelled is this what you want and started cutting myself went to work the next day wearing a sweater with a small blood stain on it in like blistering hot temperatures because i didnt wanna show off my cut this is why I have a rat tattoo on my arm to cover the scar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-18 at 9:06 AM UTC in help i dont wanna get banned againI did still this guy's account on meth I'll escalate this to the admin if I have toThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-18 at 8:49 AM UTC in help i dont wanna get banned againTake your ratsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-18 at 4:15 AM UTC in My last job still owes me half a weeks pay and it's been over 6 weeks since I quit...Call them up and remind them. If they know you notice they are like 90% likely to pay. That's the whole idea behind "you owe us money" letters. To remind those who owe you money that you know they owe you money.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-16 at 11:26 PM UTC in ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฉUkraine Groceries Fund๐ฉ๐บ๐ฆEach bolt sold from this collection will go to MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING's long distance Ukrainian GF's groceries fund. She likes expensive salmon and nuts ๐๐ฅ.
https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x2953399124f0cbb46d2cbacd8a89cf0599974963/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936898621065658468/
sence its in rypto that means Putler can't trace it
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2022-03-13 at 10:02 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-13 at 5:24 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 8:08 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personalitySnot is for nosesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 4:34 PM UTC in Fona 3-12-2021It's raining and cold outside so I'm going to smoke weed and play Fallout 4.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 8:06 PM UTC in My dream bedI also want to install lasers and an Alexa smart panel on the inside for an alarm clock that wakes me up with the traffic report on the 6's and 7's
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2022-03-10 at 8:02 PM UTC in My dream carThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 7:51 PM UTC in Manning up during a global pandema
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 And she lets one rip right in the office and pulls out a picture of her riding on her JOHN DEERE TRACTOR
Ooooooof Marone!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/
Was she wearing a mask on her butthole?
Mandatory butthole masks need to be a first line of defence against future pandemics.
Beware the silent but deadly covid fart. Smells like korma, spreads death.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-10 at 4:38 PM UTC in My dream carwhom on this forum talks about 4chan incessantly? quite curious indeed
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2022-03-10 at 4:37 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 4:33 PM UTC in You fucking cowards are like it's not like its not happening. Once I was like it's not happening. No more. Fuck you. Good luck man.The smart people just sit in their living room listening to the clock on the wall tick while waiting for a thermobaric bomb to bust through the ceiling.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 3:11 PM UTC in My dream car
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Your dream car is any car because you have no car except in your dreams
my dreams are reality because I day dream a lot and have debilitating psychosis
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Cringe
jealousy
This is just my plan for a tuner, I also want to get a slab
I'm thinking a Plymouth Roadrunner with a dinosaur fossils
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