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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hold on I'll see if I can find it



    lulz
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  2. blaster master victim of incest
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  3. blaster master victim of incest
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  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    HEARD!

    *assumes position *
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  5. 1.5 inches
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai "falun gong propaganda"

    i know you're part chink but you can take xi's dick out of your mouth now that you live on another continent

    prepare your nipples
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  7. blaster master victim of incest
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  8. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    G4P

    Glow profiteer

    .."sell me a ghost Javelin to open a brinx car" said SWIM in Minecraft WUO release 2.
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  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fonaplats How do ye feel about Joe Biden stomping women's rights into the dirt?
    Ready for rape babies?

    Are you really this fucking dumb? Do you know nothing about the Supreme Court?

    See, it’s idiots like you that are helping ruin our democracy. You don’t know you’re doing it, but ya are. You bitch about prices, but don’t look into what causes them. It must be Joe Biden because he is president 🥴. Der Der. My car won’t start, it’s Joe Biden’s fault🥴

    You are a complete idiot. Are you voting in the primary today? If not SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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  10. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Every schizophrenic person I know is somehow just a really bad person, right through to their core, without fail. It's crazy huh?

    I'll wrap your dead corpse in mylar and fill you up with floating gas and release you on a rainy day with lots of lightening, the mylar will attract lighting and zap your heart back to life while you float away with floaty gas
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  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blaster master Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.

    Alright, simp story time boys.

    So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.

    And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.

    And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.

    The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.

    The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.

    I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."

    He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.

    Literally 1984
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  12. blaster master victim of incest
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    if for real we should send him a care package of toiletries, whiskey, gum and chocolates
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    In my dream I remember mass starvation. People were fighting with cats for food but that cats had a system you see they worked with the dogs

    against the rats

    the rats were BIG AND FAT and could kick the shit out of a cat and group up on them so the cats had to mainly live off of bugs because of how hungry and angry the rats are but they teamed up with the dogs so the dog would come in there and tear the rats apart and for their trouble they got to carry home one fat rat each and the cats seemed to be in charge of the whole operation

    I don't know why the dogs just didn't eat the cats and the rats but maybe the cats could beat them up or something
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein You don't even know how to upload images …..the most simple thing to do….


    Why lol

    because he's black

    but not the kind that learned how to use technology he is an old black that has trouble with a smart phone like george floyd NAH I AINT FUCK WIT DAT COMPUTER SHIT DAWG
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  16. Women's bathrooms actually smell like dirty diapers.
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  17. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ? Where is the mustache young man??
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    ur woman said its not allowed, go shave
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Mr big shot over here with sheets on his mattress
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  20. Got my tickets to Ukraine next week. I'm going to have to fly to Poland, then take a train in. It's the same way all the foreign politicians who are flooding to Kyiv for photoshoots get in.
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