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2022-03-10 at 3:04 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Thinkpads have nice keyboards with a trackpoint that is lifechanging if you do a lot of typing.
Is that the weird ball on the keyboard? I was never able to figure out what the fuck that thing was..
Originally posted by Donald Trump
I wish Groceries Girl was a Nazi.
I heard those sexy pictures are nothing but the work of a modeling agency trying to drum up god knows what and honestly in that part of the world I would be surprised of a beautiful young woman like that doing this all herself without some sleazeball named Yuri behind the scenesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-08 at 9:20 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksMaybe Putin should get his army a sponsor, like Raid: Shadow Legends®?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-07 at 9:14 PM UTC in Anyone else get bad anxiety on mondays?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-06 at 2:47 AM UTC in MY Dick don't work like used to :(See something nice and it was all boinggg.
Now I'm not happy.
I think its the blood pressure meds fucking with my shit.
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2022-03-05 at 9:22 PM UTC in Growing out my facial hair.
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2022-03-05 at 8:47 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?I was waiting in line at the supermarket the other day and the woman ahead of me was purchasing a single zucchini. We locked eyes for a moment, and then she quickly looked down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-05 at 5:01 PM UTC in Poledaddy's fatherly wisdom thread
Originally posted by POLECAT I have a tree 95 feet tall right next to my bedroom its so big itl squish the whole place if it falls.
its my only looming Danger.
I have spent hrs planning ways to cut it down, The top is going to land on the neighbors yard across the road.
I used to do tree cutting. Do you have the spurs and chaps? Do u prefer huskies or stihl? Best thing would be to climb up and tie to the top and drop down to where I wanna Chop it at. Then get your Rick to pull on it as you cut (make sure you're not cutting a branch you're supported by like wile e coyote VERY IMPORTANT) and it will fall in thr direction you want it to. Shimmy down and get Rick the throw the rope back up and repeat. For big stump removal I find it's best to cut in two to make main stump smaller than chop the smaller roots away
But me personally I wouldn't chop down a huge old tree. It's been there longer than you and should remain there. The huge trees around me are home to ravens and Maybe a bald eagle will perch in that tree. You can't really call yourself a PATRIOT if you are chppping down an eagles home for your own convenience. You could chop 30 feet off and leave the roots and it would keep growing and you'll feel safer. Don't do it, it's not worf itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-05 at 12:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sudo Will Never Make A TRT EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-05 at 9:58 AM UTC in Hey WariatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-05 at 7:46 AM UTC in Growing out my facial hair.Yes, it would suit you with a turd on your upper lip.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-04 at 6:02 PM UTC in When i stand too close to my fireplace during a roaring fire, i receive electromagnetic radiation burns on my inner thighs...I remember reading about a Fred West (An English serial killer who buried the bodies in his house under concrete slabs or in the garden etc).
When they were demolishing the house a couple of workmen found the body of a woman behind the fireplace...1st one said "I wonder who she was", the other said "probably an old flame"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-02 at 4:42 PM UTC in The Hidden Psychology Of Ordering Food OnlineYou should do it Soy. Fight for groceries girl’s honor!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-28 at 1:07 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksCalled my friend from college today. He's Lithuanian, but very slavic, has a baby and baby momma in the ukrainian carpathians. He was pissed off at the whole thing, and basically said that it's all down to NATO starting constant shit and laughing at Russia and not taking Putin seriously. He didn't back what is happening, but he did point out the hypocrisy of NATO opposing it, as well as all the shit NATO has pulled. He was trying to get drunk, but wasn't drinking enough so was sobering up faster than he was getting drunk. He was very angry and threw up twice in our call (he hung up each time). Told me I was just a sex tourist being taken advantage of by a slut who probably has a boyfiend. One thing groceries isn't is a slut, she's a complete dry cunt. But it was good talking to him, and listening to some honest talk for a change, he's a for real sort of guy. Not like all these marvel comic meme posting MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs in the west.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-24 at 8:46 PM UTC in I've not cried for like 2 days.. which is good, but..Don't cry in Public. Do it in the little ladies bathrooom or in the back of a pickup with a shell.
curl up in a fetal position and stay that was for 3-4 days while pissing in Gatorade bottles. remember to bring a bunch of a bananas with you so you don't cry all the salt out and get leg cramps.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-24 at 7:43 PM UTC in I've not cried for like 2 days.. which is good, but..Yes, cry. And catch your tears in a glass bottle. Fill er up to the BRIM. Carry it with you wherever you go, as a reminder of the pain and sacrifice of which you have given. Let the tears ferment and become TOXIC. Then, when the time is right, splash them all in her eyes in ONE FELL SWOOP, bringing your pain full circle to the source upon which it was founded, and then, you shall be free.
Free as a bird in the night sky.
FreeeeeeeeeeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 11:17 PM UTC in Spacecat Cocaine Club Membership Pass to a REAL LIFE Cocaine Space Station⛄🪐folx?
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The Problem
Luxury is a result of a stagnant modern society that does not strive towards the future. The combination of social media along with a growing market economy has increased the average person's desire for a luxury based lifestyle instead of a science space based one. As a result many have wasted their lives pursuing goals that do not advance the human race into being able to live in space. We need a new goal of conquering the stars and beyond.
The Solution
Doing cocaine, smoking weed and drinking beer in space is clearly the answer.
Vision
Spacecat Cocaine Club's idea is simple yet powerful - create a new business model that farms cocaine on a giant space farm and launches it down to earth on pods out of the reach of the pesky goberments and using rockchain rypto tech to avoid the space alien energy bankers.
Roadmap
Once enough money is raised (est. several hundred billion USD) A space station will be built using the talent of the scientific and industrial communities and decentralized finance. Space X will be hired to launch the station into low earth orbit and assemble it. It will be complete with a full hydroponics lab capable of producing enough cocaine to compete with the entire supply grown on earth right now.
All the harvesting of coca leaf done on the station will be automated by robots and a cocaine AI but there will be a bar and lounge built so that Spacecat Cocaine Club members can come and drink in the bar and try the product for free and watch the robots work.
Once the market is cornered on exotic space cocaine the rocket fuel and maintenance will pay for itself
Free cocaine and weed will be launched to earth for all holders of the Spacecat Cocaine Club Member Card
There will be different tiers of the card for different membership levels. The basic level covers all of the above but other perks can be added on later or changed with different memberships.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 8:42 PM UTC in Hello everyone! I am back.you guys are fuckin dumb I'm not proots lmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-21 at 5:50 AM UTC in I'm Angry. I'm gonna kill as many people as I can tonightCRIMECRAFTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-16 at 4:02 PM UTC in Extreme suffering in Elon Musk's "neuralink" primatesThe only chip i want inside my brain is potatoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
