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I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.
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2022-03-06 at 7:03 PM UTC
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2022-03-19 at 7:15 PM UTCI put 80$ on my books from my debit card and proceeded to gamble as much as possible. I won in poker 3 times, the third time for the great amount of 16$ (22 noodles) which i won last night, i didn't draw much, didn't get laid, got into 1 fight when someone warned me that this angry 40 year old man was gonna fight me cuz i was so loud so i rushed him, slapped a child molestor for skipping in me in monopoly, rolling the dice, me pointing out his skip and him telling me to get over it, they didn't have much coffee so we snorted what we had, i got out and got a ride to my new crib from my co president that came to pick me up, the judge went below the plea bargain from 45 days to 30 at my request and capped my total monetary punishment at 450$, with good time it was only 23 days, i feel kinda healthy, drank 2 steel reserves & did a line of tweak in the car. GOnna go help my mom tonight and gtet my tv from my friend and shit post, got some new art equipment and some weed given to me, cigarettes from the up north native americans are only 52$ a carton so i got a carton of eagle 20 100s. Very excited to be past this.
I took the 16 noodles and made people play stupid carnival games and shit for them and set the deck so the child molestor dind't win any of them.
I was a terror and they put me in the max unit and i flooded 6 toilets but htey couldn't figure out how i was doing it (plastic wrapped toilet paper wads , just under what will clog, so they clog later on) , I also put chili ramen powder into the middle of 2 ply toielt paper and returned it to several people's cells for their future shitting pleasure and put magic shave 1/4 in 3/4 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner and left it in the shower after telling everyone but the two sex offenders and one child molestor that it was DANGER!!!
I got into battle bots and hate basketball madness a lot.
My childhood friend and one of my best friends died, the last thing i said to him was asking him to kick it before I Went to jail, his dad messaged me off his phoen cuz they share one cuz he's been not doing good and hasn't been for awhile, saying that dude was out of town till monday, iw ent on on a friday, the next weekend his mom found him dead with a bursted heart from cocaine and crack, alcohol, and marijuana combo. I was told about it the next day, and the following night I prayed to him and saw him in my dream opening his door to his mom's house and looking like he did in high school when he was the healthiest, if igure that was him hitting me up to like let me know i guess and i woke up with such a start thinking our mutual friend was just fucking with me and realized it had been a dream i saw him in and he was dead for good.
To my deep dismay they donated his organs (he was 26) and listed off all the shit they ended up putting in other people or for research, my mom didn't take it well since she's known him since he was 11 and i was 13, and used to waitress with his dad in the 70s and his older sister was in my grade and took my virginity in 7th grade.
THe body must remain whole and never be divided in remains nor put into the body of someone you do not wish to be bound with for eternity.
Hail Odin!
No funeral. I mighto go over to his mom's house with some flowers and wine (she's a drunk that knows me and doesn't like or dislike me but not a big bradleyb fan (Unlike her son and daughter and ex husband). I kinda want some of his ashes since they're just giving them away lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-19 at 7:15 PM UTCIll upload my mugshot in a little bit.
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2022-03-20 at 6:43 AM UTC
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2022-03-20 at 12:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I put 80$ on my books from my debit card and proceeded to gamble as much as possible. I won in poker 3 times, the third time for the great amount of 16$ (22 noodles) which i won last night, i didn't draw much, didn't get laid, got into 1 fight when someone warned me that this angry 40 year old man was gonna fight me cuz i was so loud so i rushed him, slapped a child molestor for skipping in me in monopoly, rolling the dice, me pointing out his skip and him telling me to get over it, they didn't have much coffee so we snorted what we had, i got out and got a ride to my new crib from my co president that came to pick me up, the judge went below the plea bargain from 45 days to 30 at my request and capped my total monetary punishment at 450$, with good time it was only 23 days, i feel kinda healthy, drank 2 steel reserves & did a line of tweak in the car. GOnna go help my mom tonight and gtet my tv from my friend and shit post, got some new art equipment and some weed given to me, cigarettes from the up north native americans are only 52$ a carton so i got a carton of eagle 20 100s. Very excited to be past this.
I took the 16 noodles and made people play stupid carnival games and shit for them and set the deck so the child molestor dind't win any of them.
I was a terror and they put me in the max unit and i flooded 6 toilets but htey couldn't figure out how i was doing it (plastic wrapped toilet paper wads , just under what will clog, so they clog later on) , I also put chili ramen powder into the middle of 2 ply toielt paper and returned it to several people's cells for their future shitting pleasure and put magic shave 1/4 in 3/4 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner and left it in the shower after telling everyone but the two sex offenders and one child molestor that it was DANGER!!!
I got into battle bots and hate basketball madness a lot.
My childhood friend and one of my best friends died, the last thing i said to him was asking him to kick it before I Went to jail, his dad messaged me off his phoen cuz they share one cuz he's been not doing good and hasn't been for awhile, saying that dude was out of town till monday, iw ent on on a friday, the next weekend his mom found him dead with a bursted heart from cocaine and crack, alcohol, and marijuana combo. I was told about it the next day, and the following night I prayed to him and saw him in my dream opening his door to his mom's house and looking like he did in high school when he was the healthiest, if igure that was him hitting me up to like let me know i guess and i woke up with such a start thinking our mutual friend was just fucking with me and realized it had been a dream i saw him in and he was dead for good.
To my deep dismay they donated his organs (he was 26) and listed off all the shit they ended up putting in other people or for research, my mom didn't take it well since she's known him since he was 11 and i was 13, and used to waitress with his dad in the 70s and his older sister was in my grade and took my virginity in 7th grade.
THe body must remain whole and never be divided in remains nor put into the body of someone you do not wish to be bound with for eternity.
Hail Odin!
No funeral. I mighto go over to his mom's house with some flowers and wine (she's a drunk that knows me and doesn't like or dislike me but not a big bradleyb fan (Unlike her son and daughter and ex husband). I kinda want some of his ashes since they're just giving them away lol.
Sounds like you made the best of it like we all knew you would. Sounds like you're in a good headspace too. Do you think donating organs is desecration? -
2022-03-20 at 6:23 PM UTCGlad ur back bradleyb.
Now drinking steel reserve and snorting tek the second u got out wasn't smart but whatever, glad ur ok. -
2022-03-20 at 7:21 PM UTC
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2022-03-23 at 7:27 PM UTCwheres the mug shot i wanna wank
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2022-03-23 at 9:21 PM UTCYeah Bradley post your mugshot ffs
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