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2020-12-16 at 3:55 PM UTC in Microsoft ruins Minecraft with community standardsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-16 at 3:04 PM UTC in Hello everyone I've come back!
Originally posted by Nil Look i'm sorry but you're a godless heathen aka an american and I don't expect you to understand our special bond to the crown.
I wake
Bow to my flag
My heart pumps harder, faster
I weep
Thank you God
The stars and stripes make me whole
I bleed red white and blue
I look to the sky
I am an American
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2020-12-14 at 9:34 PM UTC in Everyone must add a Christmas Hat to Avatari'd be down to smoke some heroin on foil. If we hang out it's non optional. I will even hold it and light it for you all you gotta do is inhale the fumes esseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-14 at 5:36 PM UTC in infiltrating a shitty rival shit forumI think what Lanny is saying is that he demands retributionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-14 at 1:18 AM UTC in Crazy detox dreamsweird I had a tornado dream last night. but it went back up and I was in some shitty old country town taking a piss and couldn't stop and woke up and realized I had to go pee really bad. went to the toilet and crawled back into bed and farted really long and loud. got up and wiped my butthole and went back to bed.
probably because of the funnel clouds I photographed the other dayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-12 at 3:49 PM UTC in 7am'ish as usualI use to live on main street in a really shitty part of town.
Wrecks happened almost every week right outside my door.
Sometimes minor wrecks but sometimes really bad wrecks.
Once an ambulance was speeding through a red light with no siren on and t-boned a car that was going through a green light.
I use to hear gun shots all the time and had the joy of living under a heavily visited drug dealer.
I remember several times going out to my car in the morning and stepping in hooker shit or walking through a huge swarm of flies that were eating it.
I'd have people knocking on my door at 2am that were cracked out trying to sell me a soaking wet rug they just carried through the rain in hopes of coming up with drug money.
I watched 1,000 men pick up an HIV + prostitute that worked right out front.
Rap music penetrating my ears uninvited from the street.
It absolutely sucked and there is not sugar coating it.
Now I live in a much quieter part of town on the top floor of an apartment building where I never have to hear footsteps over head or deal with any of the above.
Have you though about moving?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-11 at 10:04 PM UTC in I just bought some super kewl lego for myself
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2020-12-11 at 9:59 PM UTC in I just bought some super kewl lego for myself
*beats op mom into the mattress while he cries and plays with LEGO’s*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-11 at 8:50 AM UTC in tx work force comissionI've messaged both my boss telling him im suing him and contacted the tx work force commission and my attorney and I'm meeting with him tommorow because the numbers don't ad up right, these jedis (owner is a literal jedi) think they get away this stuff.. haaah yeah fuck that shit, I have a number cruncher that says he's in the wrong and I have a lot of evidence and if they don't just give me the money I will take them down in ways that they won't like, I will get what I deserve and they will tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-09 at 2:54 PM UTC in The Mario PartyJoin the mario party so we can legalize the use of mushrooms for productivity and all economic decisions will be made by dice rolls
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2020-12-09 at 6:29 AM UTC in Fighting back against the coronahoax
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Any ideas? We've been threatening to murder fauci and his family, but there's other stuff we can do as American Patriots or just sovereign citizens of this planet that are smart enough to know this whole coronahoax is both a crime against humanity and a psyop that's really meant to be an exercise in obedience for the poor globally. Just so they can laugh as they inconvenience us poor folks and measure how well we obey.
I propose vandalizing any business that forces people to wear a mask. Harass/stalk the CEOs, managers and regional managers. This can be direct or indirect, although if you cover your tracks indirect is less likely to result in legal trouble but naturally some will take one for the team.
A syringe can be used to stealthily squirt piss or other liquids onto store merchandise. The ventilation systems can be attacked especially in hot climates, along with the vehicles of key employees.
Dead fish are a great choice and can be left in ceiling panels and such.
Just some ideas.
We must resist tyranny.
Edit; some big corporations have claimed they won't argue with people that go into businesses without a mask, but pressure must be applied. You can take your mask off after you get past certain checkpoints like store entrances and put it back on when you need to check out, then take it off right before you exit. If you want no confrontation and they tell you you need to wear the mask as you're walking out just reply 'im leaving' and smile, or say it broke as you were leaving
Wear your mask and slide it down everytime you speak and then back up really quickly before people can react. Wash, rinse, repeat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-08 at 4:30 AM UTC in Just had a girl at the grocery deli scoop my food with no gloves...recorded it as wellbruh fr?? damn...ya u def have full blown corona aids now...y didn't u shoot her on sight as soon as you noticed the no gloves trick her commie ass was doing in order to weaken the American state and moral of the people?
sucks cuz now u have corona aids..o wellThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-07 at 5:56 PM UTC in The funny thing about kro'z's daughterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-07 at 4:28 PM UTC in role play between users*drives right fist clean through Zanick's skull*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-04 at 3:56 PM UTC in NanoniggersMost nanorobotics are used for lame things like you eat it and it tells you how much food you ate yesterday, WOW!! but nanoniggers are programmed for a use, to automate picking cotton. But they actually have hidden secondary functions that allow them to be used for all kinds of things. Nanoniggers are the future, they can do things like fry a chicken without any oil by coating each molecule of chicken with some oil and frying it. your chicken will be perfectly crispy and 100% cooked to perfection with not a single drop of wasted cooking oil.
Just imagine the possibilities. This technology is so powerful the nanoniggers could also smuggle drugs across a border or rob a bank vault like fort knox and it would be impossible to stop them
Keep yourself safe there is now robotic devices nanoniggers that can rob you through your television computer and smartphone screens. Also telephone calls and texts. This is a nanonigger that is made to harvest cotton. They programmed 13% of them to be violent criminals.
Mix baking soda with water and gargle it in the back of your throat. Nanoniggers will come out your eyes. Also removes nanoniggers if you apply liquid onto your skin (because nanoniggers cant swim).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-03 at 4:23 AM UTC in NIS-VID De-Dustification didn't work. "Unless they're fucking with me"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-02 at 11:02 PM UTC in LivingElegyMaybe he should go to work with his mom.
Then they can both earn an honest days pay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-01 at 2:20 PM UTC in Bill Krozby pretended his daughter diedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-01 at 7:41 AM UTC in ink spot test #zz1 (wut do u see(Bidens Hair Leg that black kids at the pool would rub their hand up and down to see hairs stand up hard
his boner hairsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-11-30 at 10:52 PM UTC in I did something naughty last nightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
