The first person I saw die right before me, He was breathing strenuously & we couldn't find a pulse so we started compressions, w me bagging & it was my first time & I was counting to 15 for push oxygen bag. And all I could think was holy shit, I'm doing this wrong. I'm pressing too hard!! Emt shows up & I'm full on crying & these cats leave me bagging & ask if this is my first time. I ball YaeS!! This dude literally tries to educate me on bagging & counts on an actual person. Shit was crazy, life is crazy.
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Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Who wants dangleberries hanging from their ass crack. Ofcourse I shave it, weirdo.
gross fags obviously that like the shit. I actually pull most of them out in the shower, I also pluck my nose hairs because I like the feel and it retards the hair follicles so they eventually don't grow back, I used to pluck my uni-brow for years and now they don't grow back because I retarded the follicles.
I went to the gentlemans spa once and they waxed my nostrils and It felt good and then we were all just in the sauna smoking a corn cob pipe with real Tabaco like gentleman, like the founding fathers used to do, real men.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Then you go to the next neighborhood…duh.
I spent a month walking around the worst neighborhoods all over the city chasing girls around. They started a hooker protection gang called the lesbian mafia, found me in an alley, told me to stop harassing girls, beat me up and took my alcohol.
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
3 lesbians armed with knives tried to pull a fast one on me but I was prepared with my bag of tricks. I pulled out q box of Bundy and proceeded to chug the entire thing right there and threw the packaging at them. So I went home and trolled their facebooks with meth pics saying "where u at? ?Missing the party" It was that girl that kept running from me before and always asks "WHERES MY CRACK AT?!" I always say 'Same place as always its between ur ass.'
Every time I try to hang out With this girl & give her free dope she chimps out and I stay up all night getting high alone.
Fucking heads
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Originally posted by livingelegy
I was driving the wrong way down the highway for the hell of it and swerving at the last minute and I made it past 6 or 7 cars but I ended up hitting a van in a head on collision. My truck is pretty fucked up I guess. I didn't stop I just kept driving and I shredded my front left side tire, there's other cosmetic damage as well but the motor is just fine.
did you really hit someone or you just trying be funny, cause nigga you could go to jail over that. I've had some close calls with my reckless drinking and driving past, but luckily besides one dwi years ago I've managed to get out of the situation and really suck if you killed someone.
Last time I was in jail this dude was smoking pcp with his bromo ent up killing his bromo in an accident ent up going to prison over it. I know this other guy that was smoking speed his bromo ent up killing his bromo also and went to prison.
Several years back I slammed into the back of this lady drunk as fuck was able to drive the away but eventually it couldn't drive anymore so I called my friend and ly turned out onto the avenue right where I live and someone slammed into the back of me so technically in texas its your fault no matter what if you slam in the back of someone, but I didn't want to the cops while shit faced they construe as I actually caused it so I drove the car to a different he picked me up and we drove back to see if she was alright and she was but damn I was scared, luckily we got a tow guy to take it so my mechanics where he prounounced my car dead and they crushed it. I loved that car
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yeah spectral died thats why he wasn't there to stand up for me when I was banned. Actually before I got banned he told me he is sick and to carry the totse torch and to spam the forum and bring down the new cabal of kidiots, the unfun bunch.
Join me in the new free totse army jihad against these kidiot spammers. It's what spectral would have wanted, I am going to carry his legacy
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The unfun bunch
cock nose grills vinny mexicans are the master race fatt chew pyramid jaw
all of you should be banned for constant off topic posting and not understand what a topical thread is because if Bill Krozby posted some shit in oral indulgencies which should be an enforced board btw about cooking up Bill Krozby dawgs you faggots would all come in like URRR DURRRR U RAPED ALAND WHALE XDDD PAPER PLATES
shut the fuck up and kill yourselves you aren't funny to anyone except yourselves, bunch of low IQ retards
You people should really post on bastard factory it seems more your speed. come on I will go there with you it will be fun
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I just got back my friend jeffs place I've known him for about a month and he's really chill, he's a huge hippy but he looks like he could kill someone, he's really big but he's always been really chill with me and shares his pills with me. He called me asking if I wanted to hang with him and his gf and there was a part of me that felt like he's too wasted but I went over because he refilled his scripts for vicodin, gabapentin, and adderall so I brought some brews over for them because he was hooking me up and letting me smoke his bud.
We were trying to have a conversation and listen to music and I was looking at his lyrics because we're into the same kind of music but he's kind of a cuck, this girl he's letting live with him is attractive but totally ghetto and has a shitty personality and she was hitting him and calling him a pussy and he was just taking it and butting into our conversation and she pulled out a knife waving it around at us threatening to stab him saying he's a loser and his place is boring, just wavving a knife around and stabbing the floor lol. I was a fly on the wall and I was dude why are you letting her do that to you? and he's like "she's hott man I love her but she's crazy and I don't hit women" I was like yeah man whatever I guess different people like different things
he went to go get cigs from the store before they closed and he was like "are you gonna be alright with her?" and I was like yeah I'll be fine she's just doing it to you, when she went the bathroom I took away her knife and brass knuckles and she came out bitching about where they are so I tapped her pretty hard on the head with the brass knuckles and she started crying lol. He came back and she totally changed her tune and he was like wtf happened? And I told him I hit his girlfriend because she was acting crazy. Someone had to do it we smoked and I bounced but at least got a lot of drugs. I text him telling him to be safe because I feel like something bad is going to happen to him. Brass knuckles are cool though you can easily fuck someone up. I'm fucking high as fuck right now.
I feel bad for the guy though because he's being abused but he lets it happen
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