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if you get a job at the grocery store you get 10% off, so basically you could buy 1 item and shove 50-55 in your coworkers back pack. ask them for a ride to your mom's (I write this assuming you are living with a biological parent you won't seperate from the nipple of, & she doesn't let you use "the family" car), while theey're driving say you left something in their bag (????), if you work 2nd or 3rd shift it will be too dark for them to see what you are grabbing out of the bag, if you work 1st shift you must give them 1/50-55th of total merchandise stolen, this is referred to as "Shrinkage" in your business. And if you ever ever ever get caught, explain the oldest male employee there was molesting you and paying you in goods from the store that he paid for with his 10% off coupon and stuffing into other employees backpacks and using them as mules, PROFIT
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Originally posted by WellHung
Scron, Technologist and candyrein r your electronic allies.👍
I would get them fucked on meth and encourage them to kiss and touch eachothers hair
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2020-11-11 at 5:50 AM UTC
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Trumps exit plan?
Just shove a potato in the hole where the missile comes out
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She probably forces her belly in for posture and as the results of it, she farts a lot.
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2020-11-06 at 3:01 PM UTC
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People who can't spell
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
wat tha hek kneegrow,, don't be judgin my spellin,, I usta could spell tone of shit right that now I question cuz Ive spent years fucking with spellin nizi's and gramer punks.
that being said, I think you're a cunt for bein a cunt and trying to undermine two good people you do not agree with.
oh and I don't give a fuck anyways so suck my motherfuckin cock you lefty sak of shit,,, I take that back ,, you cant suck my cock cuz ur mom sucked at suckin my cock so you prolly would to and I aint got time to wast right now.
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2020-11-06 at 6:16 AM UTC
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Bought some new shoes
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Bugz
I'm gonna poop in his shoes
if you do that I will sue you in civil court and then put mustard up your nose when you're asleep and then trade out your viagra for drugs you've never taken before and then totally talk shit to you.
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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Yes. The problem with Trump. He's just a big leftie.
You're not going to believe what you are about to see. You are about to see the wildest thing you have ever witnessed. Trump is going to emerge victorious, and how it happens is going to be mind blowing.
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2020-11-03 at 4:35 AM UTC
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me in 1st grade
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2020-11-03 at 3:44 AM UTC
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how old are you?
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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Originally posted by Bugz
Wellhung stop obsessing
you're lust for her is clearly strong.
It's just like how MexicanMasterRace is madly in love with me. He thinks sex with me would make him less ladinyo. But I tell him what I always tell him - No way, José.
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kroz
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Originally posted by Number13
Because they can barely speak english and only half of the ones that can speak it well enough to understand
thats crazy, we don't have that problem here. foreigners here speak english pretty well at least the professional ones. the only foreigners I've ever had a problem understand were brits and irish people. "CAN I GET WAARTERS?!" im like do whut? CAN I GET SOME WARRTERS!" oooooh you mean quarters.. heard...
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I'll jam my entire arm up there with no lube lets see her ask for more then
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He views the cum before posting as well as has to look at multiple pics to choose from..
You kno all about being gay because you’ve been penetrated in your anus by a man
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I’m sorry y’all, I broke him..
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