when I was a kid I used to visit family every weekend, they're asians so naturally there were like 20 of them packed in to one housing commission house. one of my uncles who lived there always had a shitload of bootleg VCDs (basically really shit quality dvds) and used to let us put on the latest movies he'd gotten from friends flying to Vietnam.
until one day we tried to put on the lion king or something, only to find it was actually Sodomania 8 in the sleeve.
good times
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I think it's great she gives to toys for tots. i give every month as well. it feels good but you're not supposed to gloat on good deeds. you just do it and you feel good and move on.
that being said. I don't hate the world Jokenly or ever in a real sense. I hate how weve become. and I hate myself the most.
a voice said to leave this place long ago (not NIS) and i kept following the rabbit down that hole. that was totse. and a few other boards. now this one. if this one goes, it's over.
as a matter of fact, I'm guessing the new way to do social media will be some very advanced shit. were all truly in this matrix now. were wired in. they don't even need identifier chips embedded in us. they have facial recognition everywhere. and even if its band for the Government to use on us, the public or private sector is using it already. and bio feedback. breath, stress, arousal all that shit.. pushing products at us.
Dont go to a store and buy beer and drink it in the car. it will google text a cop or show up on a panel because of some weird algorythm and bio feed will find a loophole for cops to see a "high probability that your exact area of where you're located has a DWI/DUI or Open Container.
it wont be such a pin point and bust but rather a reason to get pulled over and once the cop waks up.. he or she smell alcohol. suspision of probable cause.
shit like that. thats just one thing.
i have lost a lot. I am not enjoying life. im not crying for help. I just don't have good vibes much. you guys are retarded trolls. I'm surprize candy puts up with that racist shit. some of you might even be hardcore nazi types hoping to meet her. thats spooky.
candy can come off as conceeded at times. but she's a female. and Females and Males are not the same. I'm an old school piece of shit sexist mother fucker and I dont care
Fucking bitches, what can you do. they give you great wild sex and take all the pain away for a time and then the same ol same ol shit starts up and you might as well give them half of what you own. she will spin the story.
Candy if that photo was really you, you're a cutie. I hope the man you found is the best thing you ever found and stays that way. or just do him a favor and take half his shit right now.
tl:dr take half his shit so you don't have to put him out of his miseries later in life.
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One day while Hitler was masturbating, Eva Braun got wood. She could no longer help herself! She watched as Hitler stroked his juicy kawaii cock. She approached Hitler which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Eva too. Being drenched in his urine made her harder than ever! Eva: "Hitler Senpai! I'm a pure aryan and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Hitler: "Oh Eva Chan! I always knew you were aryan! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Eva grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over her head Eva: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Eva then stuffed her head up into Hitler's tight ass! The other generals around the bunker watched intently as Eva shoved her head back and forth into Hitler's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other generals also became aroused and they all gathered around Eva and Hitler and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Hitler: "Oh my goodness, Eva Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your cock nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other generals became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Eva completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Hitlers's nice round ass. Hitler: "Nein! wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the generals went inside of poor squirming Hitler and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The Allies came inside and found Hitler, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of nazis.
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Originally posted by Jesus is king
CONSOOM CONSOOM CONSOOM
Yeah one $20 game i've been playing for 10 years i'm totally a consoomer.
Says the person with a bunch of old useless junk, cds of shitty bands, old bargain bin Ps2 games and wires all over the floor lol
look at all this garbage.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yes, there are menchildren in the world…you know that…doesn't mean the game isn't primarily aimed at 7yr olds. It's like grown adults watching cartoons too…
Plenty of adults watch cartoons. If you think it's weird than you are retarded. It's called nerd culture, you weren't born in the modern generations so you don't get it.
Like the early episodes of spongebob had jokes for adults and children, not like you would ever understand that because HURRRR ITS A KIDS SHOW
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Warm outside. a bit hazy. but 68 degrees (warm for Novemeber in this area of the bay-we have micro climates.. For city of Oakland this is just normal year round)
We will have the warmest day on Thanksgiving (is believed) but it might rain later tonight and tomorrow and maybe tuesday but just drizzles off an on and warm.
I might go walk in Berkeley today but the homeless are becoming more aggressive in walking up to you without masks and sometimes coughing and I have never put my hand up to signal 'get away please' until these past months.
for the first time I feel no guilt in telling homeless people or druggies I don't want you near me. and im about to do it in stores too when some people are pushing right up into me (usually old asian people) because I found out some of these innocent looking older people are scammers, trying to scan your wallet's credit cards and chips with a special wand for CC numbers.
I thought "Oh in China they do this because it's so fucking crowded" but some asian student at cal said No, he's probably scanning your wallet for credit card info. and I said He was asian, no offense but I thought maybe its because its crowded in whatever asian country he was from and she didn't even take offense to it and understood that the dude was scanning me and if he did that in Asia where it's crowded he would probably get the person in front of him yelling hard up in his face.
so don't feel bad for anyone outside the country because "oh it's culture" often its not.
js.. this goes with weirdo Europeans like polish or russians
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tee hee hee
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
One of my old girlfriends was raped 3 times (separate occasions)…once by her uncle, once at a party and some other time I don't remember.
It used to really annoy her when I'd ask "how the fuck to you get raped at a party with 40 other people there"….she never did have a good answer.
Seems if you are getting raped that many times you're kind of asking for it…amirite?
Akshually, i was just watching Law and Order: Suv the other day and detective Benson said thats once you are victimized its not uncommon for it to happen again.
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Originally posted by Jesus is king
The guy is a manic homosexual who follows me around everywhere and saves pictures of me being half naked. He has posted a photo of a naked man with a dildo up his ass on this forum like a hundred times.
The guy is mentally ill and gayer than HTS
Why are you posting pictures of yourself half naked on a forum occupied primarily by other men....
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But anyways, I used to rent a room years ago at the mexican consolates house and it was probably the nicest house I've ever lived in a total democrat and creepy like podesta creepy. And I lived there with all these other younger people from all around the world and I had probably bronchitis or something at the time and I spit and blew my nose in the shower like crazy a few times and I guess some of it didn't wash down and the guy up stairs I shared that bathroom with "Dobry" a guys several years older than me from hungary brought it up with me and I apologized and told him I've been really sick (I was I have a problem with infalamation every since I was a baby)
But then this asshole who I thought was my bromo started getting wildly drunk on 6th street a total wariorat kinda euro thrash kinda guy to be honest and would puke on the toilet seat and not even bother to wipe it up, so we ent up going at it to the point where we were raising our voices at each other. He called me a freak because I watched american psycho a couple of times at night after work in the living room. I just bought it and it was the only dvd I owned at the time besides "scanners" kinda of a prick to be honest. And that landlord the mexican consolate was one shady piece of shit, just goes to show how some of these poloticians are worthless
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