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  1. Bribery has always worked very well in the past. Just pretend to drop a few hundred dollar bills, then ask them if they'll take good care of you, and wink while saying it.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Over the last few years I've gradually put less and less effort into posting and replying on this site. Talking to people like issue 313 or whatever his OG name was, just doesn't feel worthwhile to me anymore. But I still like seeing you do it.

    I want to titty fuck your aas
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  3. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Her mom was in the process of having her legally evicted.
    Then her plan B (dad) passed away.
    She lived with "boyfriends" for a while but they all got tired of her shit too.
    I did receive a message from her late 2019 in which she pathetically asked me for money.
    Apparently her mom kept her 2 dogs when she got kicked out. Not actually wanting to give Kinkou a reason to ever try and stop by, her mom was trying to put them in the car to abandon them at the animal shelter when one of them ran off. Kinkou's mom didn't even try and catch the dog but instead abandoned the remaining one and went home. Kinkou didn't know any of this and tried to go back to see her doggies when along the way she found the one that had escaped laying dead in the road in a mangled and rotting heap. Kinkou was tripping balls and went to her mom's house with a dead dog in her car and when she got there she flipping out that her other dog wasn't there either. Long story short Kinkou got arrested for domestic violence, trespassing, simple assault, failure to comply, assault on a police officer, possession of drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia, and bribery of a police officer. In jail she found out she was pregnant so during sentencing the judge tried cutting her a break and sentenced her to some intensive state sponsored rehab with 15 months at a Women's Correctional Center if she fucked up. Well she did fuck it up and she ended up going to prison, catching covid and having a miscarriage.
    That's just what she told me though.

    Sounds pretty standard for a mill-enial
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  4. pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
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  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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  7. Originally posted by Ghost Yeah I knew a dude who based his entire life around washing windows

    Window cleaners are pretty common in the UK...said window cleaner goes from street to street washing the windows of his regular customers on a bi-weekly/monthly bases. A bit like the milk man of old days (again a UK thing). Back when I lived in blighty I think I paid like 5 GBP (too lazy to find the character code for the British pound symbol) every couple of weeks...so a gont could make quite a living if he had a couple of hundred customers (5 quid was 24yrs ago).

    Also a friend of mine was a window cleaner and rode around on his bicycle with his bucket and ladder on his shoulder...when we were at the pub on "the pull" if a girl asked him what he did for a living he'd say he was a "Vision Technician"
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Oh I will warm them up alright here just get into this boiling pot of salted water little guy
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    May I shheit on ur street with spicy Curry my frrend?!
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  11. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A person on fire could beat that easily.

    OH GOD bundy SHOWS UP??? IM FUCKED. BUT THE SUBOXONE DOCTOR NEVER SAOD NUFFIN AM IS IT A CUSTOM GAS CHROMATOGRAPH MASS SPECTROMETER PANEL OR IS THAT IN ALL?

    I KNOW PROPYLHEXEDRINE DONT SHOW UP BUT SHIT

    THEY GONNA BE LIKE WTF WHEN THEY SEE 1000X THEREPEUTIC LEVEL OF BENADRYL
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  12. That was awesome. Whew.

    I just hope her other boyfriend doesn't find out.
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  14. Imagine larping as zionist pedos. I have mentally destroyed these little people.
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  15. Stop letting women run your life. And weed is harmless. You're not a real man if you let stupid and hysterical and senseless women run your life. You do what you think is right and logical, and fuck them all. That's what a real man does.
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  16. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    new movies are gay

    matrix 4 will probably be filled with virtue signaling about being nice to black people and experimenting with homo sex
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  17. Bugz Space Nigga
    When you got to get your groove on.

    JUST COFFEE


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  18. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood americans are just stupid.

    No Moron.

    You don't spend a billion dollars wrapping pipes and winterizing shit in an area that doesn't see a day like this for 140 fucking years.

    they have seen snow before but this is like the Mountains of California or Colorado in the winter. I mean I have a ski jacket and I don't ski but I have it just in case I want to go up to Reno in the winter and get stuck waiting for roads to open. not sure if most texans do this.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Something can be a free speech issue without being a first amendment issue.

    Just saying, freedom of speech is a principle and an ideal. The first amendment's defense of that freedom from the government is not the all encompassing definition of "freedom of speech". Your freedom of speech can be infringed upon by organizations other than congress. The extent to which corporations - especially those in the communications industry - should be expected to value freedom of speech as a principle is an important conversation.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Snow is water. Melt it and boil it for steam to turn a turbine THINK AMERICA, THINK!
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