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2021-04-12 at 2:31 PM UTC in It's funny when people who work in manual labor try to tell me they do 'hard work'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-12 at 3:54 AM UTC in Any girl that rejects me at the gym gets their car damaged...better her car damaged than her prideThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-11 at 4:18 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm's daughter gets to witness her mother stumble in the door, drunk, several times a week...I used to work on a conveyor belt all day and afterwards the entire world would spin around me for hours like I was drunk or tripping on shrooms because I was staring at a moving belt all day it fucked me up. I could see the belt when I closed my eyes at home or trying to sleep and I would dream of the belt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-11 at 7:36 AM UTC in SarahI think I've told this story before but I was just thinking about it for some reason. 2 years ago I used to work at torchies tacos as a cook and food runner and they hired me along with this 18 year old girl sarah, she was so sweet, she was a skinny lil thing and half and half like me, very pretty very cute and a positive attitude. She moved all the way from Beefa, TX by the border near brownesville because her dad broke her arm while he was drunk and she just left and moved in with these sorority girls by west campus near the original school shooting in austin. She wasn't in college but they let her live there. I had to go to work at 5 in the morning to unload the truck and work all day I worked more than anyone and I kind of bitched about it and she hugged me and said she will fuck me if it will make me feel better and I was kinda like "shehoyayaya.." And I was talking to her watching her wash windows and pamala some ny dyke in her late 40's told me to leave her alone but I wouldn't because I liked her a lot. She told me that the frat guys would come over and basically try to rape her and she'd never been drunk before but she liked it just she didn't want to have sex with those guys.
She ent up inviting me to a sorority party and I met her friend that wasn't the sorority either and I liked her too and she told me Sarah is out of control, she was wearing a sundress and gave me kisses but I just spoke to her friend for the most part and did some coke with her. Sarah ent up getting surrounded by these guys and she said "I've got a pussy and ass and a mouth and two hands and I know how to use them" and they took her to a backroom and I felt awful. I just hung out with her friend and finished the coke and walked home. Ent up quitting that job because I didn't like dealing with pamala at five in the morning. After leaving the job the cops contacted me and told me to never go to torchies again but I did to go get my check and saw her and she hugged me but I felt grossed out by her, but I still loved her. I heard later on that that sniff of jager sent her over the edge and after leaving the party she drove her car into barton springs mall at 3 in the morning and she got arrested and kicked out of sorority for being a total nitwit
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2021-04-10 at 6:56 PM UTC in Any girl that rejects me at the gym gets their car damaged...Stupid bitch. Too bad ur soul got manipulated, simple Simon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-06 at 3:11 PM UTC in I'm basically better than every other user hereAt being gay and stupid.
Fact confirmed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-05 at 12:31 PM UTC in Suing my parents because I was carried to term without my consent, despite abortion legalization.
Originally posted by Bradley u me and HTS could get the purple triangle Hitler gave the LGBTQ movemeent so we could identify each other.
it's not filled in and would be super fun, c'mon
hts hates faggots and trannies. So do I. I only like one tranny and i'm dating her, the rest of the LGBTQQIAAPP+=- need to be lined up and shot.
there are only 2 genders
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2021-04-05 at 9:11 AM UTC in What was the last straw for you
Originally posted by Donald Trump Bullshit. I bet you were jumping up and down and ripping clumps of your own hair out about that retard from Texas.
Remember the war on terror? Remember the invasion of Iraq?
How about Ronald Regan?
Bush was a buffoon. I have a video somewhere of him yelling at me at a campaign event. Even worse was McCain. Nelsen's Rule of Post-Mortem honor: The longer you lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda, the more deeply you betrayed your country. Craig's corrolary: the more reverential the cable news anchors are while covering your funeral, the more contemptible and corrupt and vile you were as a human being.
I went to a campaign event of his in Sourth Carolina, Darlington, I think, and when he finished his little speech next to the cardboard lifesize cutout of him as a fighter pilot, with Lindsey Graham --still a congressman--sitting in the front row, staring at it and rubbing himself through his slacks, he opened it up to questions and i shot my hand in the air almost forcing him to call on me so the lady with the microphone comes over and i say, Senator McCain, you support an immigration policy that is doubling US population within the lifetimes of the children in this room (it was in a big tent, actually) even though the majority of Americans think we have enough people in this country. Will you at least say where we will stop immigration? At one billion? Two billion? Three? Never? He pulled his head down into his neck until he looked venomous. You and I, sir, he hissed, obviously have differing opinions on immigration. But if there is one thing I know, it's this. There is no room in the Republican Party for racists, bigots, or xenophobes.
haha what a piece of shit
I was in a battle with him out in Phoenix a few years later and his spokeswoman told a reporter that I was "good at clever theatrics". Wow, I just rrealized I finally have something to put on my LinkedIn profile. GOOD AT CLEVER THEATRICS. I should put that on my business card too (if I ever get business cards) Craig Nelsen in bold and then underneath that in italics, "good at clever theatrics"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-03 at 4:40 PM UTC in Going to the Nasty "Natti.
Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell is in a hurry and I dont know why.
We rushed thru the flea market and are skipping micro center and the casino because she thinks we need 2 hours at Jungle Jims.
I told her she is taking me to best buy to buy an 8k vr headset on the way back to dayton.
OHHHH I Get it now. With her new State Job you are using her as a Sugar Momma
I got it now. You go Girl! Work that thangThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-03 at 3:07 PM UTC in My Life is Going To Hell in a BucketAll sex is criminal. If you’ve done it, turn yourself in. We don’t need people like you running around.
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2021-04-01 at 1:55 PM UTC in Flood of RTX 3080 for saleYo I just bought 5 of them gonna flip on ebay $$$$$$$$$ LO LIFE LO LIFEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-01 at 1:23 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-30 at 4:24 AM UTC in Amazon has their shipping fucked up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-30 at 4:08 AM UTC in Amazon has their shipping fucked up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-30 at 4:06 AM UTC in Amazon has their shipping fucked up.Hey Honey.. the rasberry fudgebars have arrived. hey, seems they leaked through the box.. oh wait.. is that ?? MENSTRUAL and POOP
Fuck it. I had to pee in a open parking lot and some dude who worked for UPS was laughing and taking video or photos of me from his smart phone.
I gave little fucksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-03-29 at 11:51 PM UTC in Is it easy to fix a ball faucet type sinkisn't it a bad idea to fuck with the pipes when the water is on
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2021-03-29 at 12:37 PM UTC in I might have made a woopsie at work.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-27 at 9:23 PM UTC in I bought 7 grams of grounded weed for $30My dad thinks this cannabis product is homosexual
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2021-03-27 at 5:28 PM UTC in I found a Graphics Card in stock!!I fought for my country in the drug warsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-27 at 12:51 PM UTC in They tried to arrest me for stealing.A drunk indivudal who looks like a Viking wearing a skin tight Dale Earnhardt jacket is exactly what I expect to see when I go to WalmartThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
