but anyways i dont see whats wrong with slampigs i love them, i've fucked all kinds of girls and dated all kinds so don't get it twisted but theres something carnal about a slampig, when i laid in the dark for two days the only thing that kept me together was fantasizing about riding past slampigs and doing whatever I wanted to them. there was this one slampig that really liked me but I didn't like her I just acted nice to her, she asked me if i'd get her some weed and I did and she jsut kept it at her place to smoke me out it was kinda weird but whatever, ent up fucking her up the ass but she made me use a condom which i hate and I couldn't cum so i power fucked her until she bled lol but she took it like a real pro. she went and washed up and came back with a smile on her face and she was like "now I want you do something for me.. i want you to eat me" and i was like "haha no i don't do that with girls I don't know" and she got really pissed and called her gay roomie to come home and drive me home, never spoke to her again.
But not all girls are slampigs to me, my ex gf erica murica yeah she was younger than six years younger she was chubby but really beautiful she had perfect skin and was very feminine and sweet to me but was also a wild fuck beast, the second time we hung she spent the night after I used her ass mouth and pussy and she fell asleep next to me i was spooning her rubbing her theighs while she fell asleep and I was so taken enamored by her beauty she was literally taking my breath away I was having trouble trying to not let her realize i was hyperventilating, thats how In love I was with her.
We dated for a year, but I ent up fucking it up because of my alcohol use and I acted like a really big dick at a super bowl party because i stayed up the night prior doing heroin but she didn't know she's not like that. But what really hurt was one of the last things she said to me when I told her to not go that I love her, she said "you don't know what love is" and that moments has stuck with me for ever.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Where I work we also have an occupational medicine side. I’m certified to do urine drug screens, hair drug screens, and breath alcohol tests. If a person is observed, the must pull their pants down to above their knees, and pull their shirt up above their waist, then rotate one time. The observer has to see the urine leave the body.
Define "rotate", please.
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Ive been without power for iver two days so last night i was fed up sitting in the dark and i ask "davie" the idiot that punched me on Superbowl Sunday if i could borrow his trucj he doesn't drive so I could go to round rock to ricks place to hang for the night. Ent up going thru an intersection with no lights since the grid is down and hit into this lady in a BMW and she was pissed and git out of her car and I was trying to take off but the ice was hokding me back. I was able to leave but she was stuck.
His trucknis even more fucked up then now so i parked it at a random apartment complex and ran back home.
I called davie and told him whats up and i left the keys under the seat. He was getting reall frothy with me saying he's going to kill me and i ssid cool it or I'll sue because you're the one thsts liable not me the truck is in your name and you dont havr insurance and the cops never saw me in the car.
He blew up my phone after i hung up on him demanding i comeover to his place and i just put him on block.
If i have any injuries from this thats on him and its on him to fix that ladies car.
We could be f figured this out like rational adults but he was pissed and wouldn't shut up and listen to me
It was piece of shit mazda anyway
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
He thinks Bill Krozby is bragging or trying to sound cool but like who the fuck would brag about working at AMD lmao. It's funny how he refuses to believe it. It's a big company with lots of employees, it's not like he's saying his dad works for nintendo and helped invent mario.
It just says a lot about a persons life experience when they think the most benign things are a HUGE LIE NO WAY THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!… like uh yeah its not that big of a deal.
lol pretty much and the whole thing about my mom being fat like when she was young she skinny like me but she did get a lil chubby when I was a kid because she had two kids but she's thin now and she's really pretty for age.
and the thing about my dad being a pedophile.. he's such a fuddy duddy all he does is go to church with my mom and go out to eat after and then he just watches the fox news and drinks wine with my mom and tells me to get the vaccine and work on their pepper ranch lol
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
What if your going towards a big hill then your too slow to get up it then you overcompensate spin out and fall off the road because you went too slow
when i become prezident i'll give you a job as secertary of transportation
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they should add brown villages who trade you 1000 emeralds for 1 watermelon. instead of raids they just shoot each other and kill themselves. if you sleep in their bed you will get AIDS and die.
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