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2021-05-02 at 6:23 AM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 5:25 AM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: April EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 3:31 AM UTC in Bill Krozby, Dead or Alive, a Good Friend.all of my friends are ghosts
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2021-04-29 at 3:57 PM UTC in Bought a laptopWARNING: Nerd Pissing ContestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-28 at 2:53 PM UTC in I bet I could make my life a lot better if I just did some stuff.Ahh yes... that lie humans tell themselves. The seed from whence spouts every fruitless, Sisyphean human endeavor. No. "Doing" "stuff" is not the key to happiness or a "better life". Doing stuff is a requirement for sustaining life. There's no guarantee that any amount of stuff you do will ever make you feel like your life is better. How many more stories must be written about bitter, miserable people who have done all the stuff and still never found happiness before you understand? How many more tales of dissatisfied kings? Of miserable, lonely businessmen whose preoccupation with accomplishment drove a wedge between them and their family? How many tales of rock star suicides and actor ODs will it take before you realize that "happiness" is to "doing stuff" what "time" is to the 3 spatial dimensions - somewhere between loosely connected (at best), to being little more than a figment of one's perception? No. We have all thought this lie in our time. Some of us have even believed it, done things, and therefore been happy. But therein lies the rub - it's belief. You don't need to do things to have a happier, better life unless you believe the lie that you must do things to have a happier, better life.
You can be happy with pushing the boulder, but you'll never be happy because you're pushing the boulder.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-28 at 2:25 PM UTC in Imagine living this sort of lifeprison culture is huge fuys!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-25 at 11:11 PM UTC in Stealing TakeoutMost of these places just have a table full of orders and once you find yours, you just grab it.
Even if they ask for your name, you could find a way to read the names on the tickets and give them that name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-25 at 10:06 PM UTC in someone pay faggot lanny 20 bucks to delete my profile1500,, itl hold a lot of snakesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-24 at 11:24 PM UTC in Driving is for boomersI simply ride boomers everywhere maybe once a week. #rideaboomerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-23 at 3:53 PM UTC in Krolo, have you ever considered a live streaming show?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-23 at 12:44 PM UTC in Flame warThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-23 at 12:03 PM UTC in just got out of the emergency roomWe should call in Perry Mason. He'll figure this out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-22 at 12:34 PM UTC in She was killed for thisif I was a police officer when I arrived on scene I would shout "PEPPER! PEPPER!" and spray everyones shins with an assault rifle so they drop to the floor and then zip tie them all together in a giant bundle and throw a flash bang and get some distance and cover and call for EMS.
I would periodically fire volleys of rubber bullets at the bleeding and restrained pile of suspects and then probably forget what the original call was and get the fuck out of there actually it kinda sounds like a messy situation but now it's safe because they can't fuck around.
I would be a good national guard troop
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2021-04-18 at 6:14 PM UTC in Why is my water bill $223???My sink is still leaking so I switched the bill to your name by using a false ID. You will be getting an internet bill in the mail soon tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-17 at 11:22 PM UTC in Penis Inspection Day is Now Real
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2021-04-16 at 5:26 AM UTC in Covid 8x more likely to cause blood clots than the vaccine
Originally posted by aldra LOL
why would the vaccine even cause brain blood clots in the first place
if the plan is to get everyone vaccinated, that statistically lower chance turns into a statistically massive number
I think I know why. The covid is causing bloodclots. so even though the virus is dead it might release chemicals that do the opposite of what leeches do. they clot the blood up. and it was happeing in the so called "Covid Toes" and weird bruising on arms (which contusions are a form of blood clot but under the skin and not major artery)
This is why they thought it was lab made but it has the chararistics of a natural mutation though zoonotics. and before they were splicing cells from the 1960s or whatever the year was, they used monkies (and still do) and pigs and rats to try out cross over viruses. so it might have been a compartment of the Bio Weapons research that was creating mutations the old way. probably a bat. and some fucker saw it was dead and said ""If I cook it up, Ill kill anything in it" and got sick and started shitting in the streets and someone slipped on that poopoo caca squishy and then it spread all over the fucking place. even found in dogs. probably licking poop off the sidewalk.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-15 at 5:57 AM UTC in Is it possible to live your whole life without having a car accident?only bad one I ever had was when I thought it was a good idea to drive to work on scopolomine and kept getting mad at my backpack in the passenger seat because I thought it was my girlfriend and she was giving me the silent treatmentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-14 at 8:49 PM UTC in Are you vaccinated?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby pedophile detected.. you should try dancing with women not girls you loser.
anyways no I don't believe in getting a vaccine and standing in line with a bunch of losers to get one , seems like a waste of time to me. everyone i know thats got the vaccine said it was a pain in the ass!
Us losers are gonna help make concerts and mass gatherings open up sooner rather than later, so YOU'RE WELCOME in advance.
My shot took about 10 minutes total. I didnt even wait around like they want you to to see if you have an allergic reaction because YOLO. Mine made me feel really good actually. I might lie and just keep getting my "first shot" over and over. I LOVE IT!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-14 at 8:21 PM UTC in Are you vaccinated?REAL men don't wear bandaids, the smear racoon shit on the wound.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-13 at 4:57 PM UTC in UPDATE: FRALALA IS JEFF HUNTER'S NIECE "FRANNY"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
