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  1. That would be trillions of gigabytes, so, no.
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley nigga imma ssmoke all of this TODAY

    This is my pursy

    dang I have athsma so I nearly die every time I hit the bong





    Originally posted by Bradley You won't puke out crackers. SpectraL- is an old man.

    also 7up/sprite/gingerale

    Even if you puke out white soda it doesn't hurt.

    nah man fuck your human trash particles. I am the liquor I don't need kilojoule matter crumbs spewing out of my asshole and GARBAGE WATER. Wtf is water? I have never heard of that. That PUKE JUICE that comes out of the taps is fucking garbage, I am not drinking it, I refuse to drink it and I am not even gonna make ice for my G&T anymore because I don't want to drink FROZEN PUKE JUICE

    That's all this garbage trash you put in your mouths is. Puke juice and garbage particles. That's all humans do is eat garbage, shit garbage, piss puke and then drink it all to piss and shit it back up.

    I am dry, starving and only puked up GARBAGE WATER because I made the mistake of drinking "water" 5 hours ago. I will never drink that trash ever again as long as I live because clearly it's made from poison. Alcohol was woke me up to reality.

    When i'm on meth all I want to do is drink water, meth is illegal and morally wrong so clearly water is too. Alcohol is the bringer of life. Ice in a cocktail is a sin
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Better do a rape fam
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yes
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  5. Nile bump
    I just h8 this space debris SO MUCH.
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  6. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Jiggle Booty could have gotten you one at Value Village for $5.
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  7. im a teal
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  8. Nile bump
    Like minority report but with more Doritos
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  9. Nile bump
    I spoke to the judge and put it bluntly. Said I was drunk, hungry and it was inexcusable.

    I was ordered to give circle K 4o dollars and 50 cents and to send the receipt to him.
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  10. Originally posted by A College Professor i cant remember if it was deetached but it repaired itself eventually and went back to regular.

    i hurt it again here it is today, hopefully someone is repulsed

    broother u got a heckin case o salamander toe
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  11. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    God I can smell it from here
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  12. Lol. I may have burst into laughter imagining Krôz farting in his casket.
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  13. Well I won’t have anyone to call me cheez-tits anymore but maybe he can finally tell us what Lanny’s Dad’s face feels like.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby How did it feel to touch your father while his face was cold and and burping and farting at you in his casket?
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  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hell ya…airfix Harriers and Action man at the ready to recreate the battle for Goose Green.

    thats gonna be Grylls next Lego kit. Harrier with Prince Andrew flying to his friends pedo island then flying home in full denial of it all.
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    I feel bad for well hung the most, he clearly had a crush and wanted to eat a bill bill Bill Krozbybyby dog. And I don't mean the famous culinary one.


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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Bill Krozby is the only reason I became a part of this community. I only cared about posting drug chemistry stuff, not socializing with weirdos on the internet but he added me on kik and seemed cool and invited me to TC and everything.

    My life would be a lot different if he never talked to me, I don't even know why he did, I don't remember what I posted but he was nice to me for some reason. Because of that I ended up meeting other people, who also died.

    It's fucked up to think about like I wouldn't be sad about these people dying if he never talked to me and I just forgot about the place and moved on many years ago but i'm glad I got to be his friend, his existence had a profound effect on many peoples lives.
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Not anymore

    that was never funny, never made any sense. Fucking low IQ retard talking about paper plates and repeating yourself every day for months thinking your breaking new ground in the field of comedy.

    I don't even know what the hell you are talking about. How is "paper plates" funny ? you must have brain damage
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  19. This is why Catholicism is such a bad idea. If you had any sense you’d just bottle up all your issues like a good southern Baptist and drink yourself into a stupor.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Ghost her husband was black?

    He was black until he got that corrective surgery

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