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Posts That Were Thanked by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle



    What is wrong with you?
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  2. Bradley Florida Man


    yall ever heard low liek rap music (or your favorite or another type of music) like uc can just barely hear it a little and maybe make out words

    like making shapes in clouds or finding position in waves.

    I know it's coming from R&B played by the abused woman with 4 kids who husband beats them all. He goes tow ork, she sits on her as while these kids cream (I've never seen her except once when someone left their vehicle running and i told all 6 units, fat, unkempt, hair uncombed, kids toys and plates adn shit everywhere, i can see why he comes home from working all day and beats her ass and she's not even drunk.

    Retarded white lady that's out of shape, lazy, and doesn't take care of her already existing 4 children and mastrubates to nigger voices i have to mistranslate as me developing Kr0zicism (Where fictional nigger voices (Or maybe they were soul singers, get it lol) or Skitzo Affective.

    Or maybe im just really really high.

    Good thoughts. If i ever die, remember it was quick mix ready = killed bradleyb for living out his dream of meeting Trayvon Martin/Red/Barbara Sue (His real name according to his female, Canadian ID, I noticed when he showed brothel staff after they accused of us of not paying the senior citizen premium. I said hey fuck off my friend is not elderly and neither am I.

    I wish I had a fake ID or like a fake name I could go by, that i could make everyone forget my real identity with as I wear them out one last time.

    Just kidding i've never had sex with Kr0z but i want all of you to know, i was going to and I am at some point going to live out his retarded fantasies when i tell drug addicted women they call me Kr0z cuz of my Kr0zD0g and then attempt to do the hickish laugh that worked out so well for him.

    I kinda giggle and that's not by choice, being a gangster

    also not really by choice.

    Still doing both of em, definitely a sign of my high socialsocioeconomic status i am descended from, repulsed by, and largely copying myself like a cycle of addiction.

    my mom actually says "I can't believe you didn't break your addicition" and im like "ya idk how i even got exposed to pedophiles, alcoholism, child abuse, lying to protect my loved onces even at detriment to myself, and my position as the child of an alcoholic

    Don't Talk
    Don't Act
    Don't Think
    Don't Feel

    If you grew up with a single parent household or wish you did because both were such shit people and it be easier with just one (I was blessed with a father who didn't molest me or want anything to do with me or my mom) truthfully. if I was a deadbeat dad that left me alone with that mean dumb drunk, I'd be honest with him. He had to save himself.

    Moving in a couple months. My roommate wants me to break my lease agreement with her (not mangement) from when I moved in, because "I mentioned when i first moved in, that i may leave around June or July. FOlks for over 9 months she has planned on finally finding a man to accept free housing from her, accept her low physical appearance and lower acitivity level and the fact that she doesn't like anal sex or cum (sorry, that's the only reason i want to do this with ugly people when I finish power lifting at the gym and can't find anyone better before i shower :P

    So i'mma tell them "I have an apartment for August 1st like when our lease ends, i can ask them to move it up and let you know what they say."

    then imma tell more lies and not pay any pills and if her new friend comes over I told three of my boys each one of them can have a couch but one of them has to sleep on a blow up mattress.

    I have mail from the bank, clerk of courts, my stimulus and a letter from the landlord in fall asking her if the bonsai treees outside are mine, as they want everything off the patio/yard before it snows.

    Figured all she can say is "He said when he moved in and was taking the apartment half over with me, that he mentioned right at first that he may want to move out before the least is over in August, like july or june. No this wasn't included in our 1 year written informal lease agreement i signed, or mentioned until I really didn't want to be just me and my cat living at my mom's house for the rest of my life while i work at a garbage recycling center everyone says is just a dump

    it's not!

    Her house was a fucking hoarders episode when i moved in here, ammonia from her never doing anything with the cats, one of them had worms, fucking just straight up nasty bitch, but she lives in her 1 room except to make trash piles and a dirty kitchen, so I snap on her and tell her to do the fucking dishes with the dishwasher and ask her how she sanitizes anything at her job with this attitude (But only when i am drunk and she will not clean the kitchen)

    folks she liked me when i got here and i was tarving and this fat bitch din't even think to offer me some food once or twice, i have fed her probably 15 times when people are over, she straight up orders 2 mcdonalds bags (while we're drinking one day), puts on in the fridge for later, and goes into her room to each the other while her cat and i (cats don't want fries and grease and mixers at all).

    Do I eat mcdonalds? She's never seen me. But I bought her taco bell when i was fixing her/our vacuum that's probably gonna break before i leave.


    folks i want all to know, I am a great friend to my people and I really shit i can't even desribe it. I try to have empathy and when people like really get to me, I just wanna see them struggle and if I can make it happen without blame or fuck it go blame me and find out what 8 of me feels like that you don't know how to tell on

    mas niggas amore they BradleyB

    And if they don't, they sure as fuck adore the fact that when it's they in a situation.

    Friends, i have had a history or reputation or i guess like tic, where when conflict starts (especially when it's for one of my people) i have a habit of taking things "Way Too Far"

    Similiarly this is how both men and women describe one night stands after I tell them "I"m not big or anything but i'm a white guy" and refuse to send them a photo just to shlap them in the fact with the monster that created this thread.

    Thank you for dealing iwth my rambling, excited speech, and hitting on that black lady with the pink nails that made us a burrito and had the broken nail u asked her if u could kiss (I think that's what you said) she can take her glove off in the middle, I might too with mine

    I have never loved more people than make up this community and I want you all to know, much like bricks in a wall, none of you are important and like Liver cells that also feel emotions, none of us are as important as all of us in the Tample of the Screaming Erection, NiggerZoklet & Nigrumsin.space

    I have confirmed, blacks everywhere are more confused than offended by the term Nigrums

    They seem to think it connotates to Negros.

    I think I might take that pill that prevents you from getting aids, so that I can have sex with black women without fear of geting it from them, i figured whatever else some kind mulatto girl can give me else can be treated like her by me BradleyB

    i have the same disease as Quick Mix Ready, but it's fuckin worse cuz i got no addies, and I love to walk
    just a disease to plesee me, as I go out on my blockin, lookin at your momma and tuggin on my cock
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  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    But I would hate to see how he would hold a baby.

    God damn it Doug. I am trying to think of what to write on your memories and condolences page. I don't know of any wording to describe how awesome you were. I miss you bud.
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  4. Ghost Black Hole
    yeah bradley was in the southern ryders

    Originally posted by Ghost when you drop the soap in a nothern rider pod



    when you drop the soap in a southern ryder pod

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  5. Ghost Black Hole
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    skunk water is stored in the balls
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    warriat ur such a bitch as polish as they come dumb from the slum where your daddy made a mistake

    what di ur dad think when u got cught trying to fuck a 12 year old at seal world cuz u matched the description of "a dumbfuck from poland" you told them to look. lol
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  8. Imma show up while your sleeping n kiss ur greasy lil forehead
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  9. Oh nice. We will have to meet and raise a glass of chardonayy to our falling comrate
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    SHITTING? farting/queefing I understand but SHITTING?

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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    You have some guilt op as you should ..but lying on me won’t clear your conscious ..seek Jesus.. atheist
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kr0z had a dynamic and endearing posting style and was a friend to many in the community.

    I'm not trying to contrast §m£ÂgØLs floridian buttfucking ways but I don't think anyone here can honestly say they like §m£ÂgØL more than krolo unless they're a contrarian cuck. Kr0z was an original with alot to love about him. §m£ÂgØL just shitposts as star trek characters from his parents basement. Super boring and has likely never made anyone laugh on purpose. Nobody has ever fallen in love with him and he has yet to contribute anything to the world beyond his hitchhiking story, which was the point at which his life peaked.

    So yea, I'd be salty too if I were you. Kr0z was a lot of things that you don't seem to be. Honest, hilarious, original, had a unique perspective based on life experience, interesting, engaging, warm and charismatic among many others.

    Stay there in your sad lil salty pile of immature jealously while a dead man has already left more of an impact than you ever will.
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    I would just let the trolley go whatever path it was going down originally and then I would pull the lever as it crushes people/person, wait until it stops and go back in reverse and finish off anyone left
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  14. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Oh right, you're the cuck with the gun fetish.

    Do you want to creep around behind the wall of my (shooting) booth while my gun takes a shit? It would be totally erotic; you could probably hear the gun pinching off each piece of brass, as well as the brass falling from that tight ejection port and hitting the ground. I could make it even hotter for you by having the brass fall into a bucket full of ultrasonic cleaning liquid so that if gives off that turd-hitting-the-water sound that you lust after.

    You can stick your tongue into the actions tight, dirty hole, too, if youd like. Just be sure not to get too excited and accidentally hit the bolt release, unless you're into pain games as well.
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would be SHOCKED if Lanny's shoes were over 10. I bet he wears chucks and loafers and invented his own type of half chuck taylor half loafer called a Choafer that has a special way of tying that people outside of California don't know Bout yet. He displays these PROUDLY
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    holy shit i thought it was a real photograph for a second

    Imagine spending years of your life thinking about being locked in a cage with men fuys imagine just imagine star peck

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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol some ppls kids :/
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    On this holiday day we smoke cracked freebase cocaine and sing the praises of St. Ashy Larry who helped free the chicken heads on the east side in the 80s

    Everyone sleeping on ashy larry.

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  20. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You need a refund on that Mint Mobile. It’s not working for you.
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