2019-03-04 at 5:41 PM UTC
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Do any of you people work?
Does that come packaged with a tube of Astro-Glide?
My preference is for nekkid wimmins.
2019-03-04 at 5:09 PM UTC
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Do any of you people work?
No, I don't...and, my first social security check is supposed to be direct deposited in a week and a half. Those will be nice.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boo is full of poo
Mikey too
2019-03-04 at 4:38 PM UTC
in
Smack A Bitch
They don't put their left foot in and shake it all about?
2019-03-03 at 11:22 PM UTC
in
Pickup lines
"Wanna take me home?" at closing time.
I only used it once, but it worked!
2019-03-03 at 9:14 PM UTC
in
NiGGeR rAp THreAd
Why don't you just stick a sock in it!
2019-03-03 at 9:03 PM UTC
in
NiGGeR rAp THreAd
How about some Sesame Street?
2019-03-03 at 7:48 PM UTC
in
Smack A Bitch
Rap is crap.
Do people do the hokey-pokey when you play that at weddings?
2019-03-03 at 7:44 PM UTC
in
War until weed
OK.
I'm glad you made that perfectly clear.
The moment I see his name I start to scroll past his shit as quickly as possible. So infantile and BORING ! ! !
How long has it been for you, LJ?
You still screwing the bear?
If LJ is an example of god hating Florida...I'm going straight to hell.
2019-03-02 at 9:02 PM UTC
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I got molested by the CIA
Was there any anal probing?
