I can just imagine Juicebox's inbox filling up with date requests!
With the wimminfolk all up in arms these days about men and dating, I thought up a new game that might help clear any legal obstacles as well as be a lot of fun. You would each get a packet of cards with statements such as "I allow ________ to hold/touch my hand." followed by a line for a signature and date. This would progress through kissing, back rubs, neck nibbling, breast/chest fondling through clothes, unbuttoning shirt, removing bra, fondling bare breast, sucking and kissing bare breast, massaging crotch through clothing, unbuttoning/unzipping and removal of pants, removal of panties/boxers/tighty whities, fondling/manipulation of sexual organs externally/internally, oral stimulation of sexual organs, penetration of/by sexual organs, anal play, toy play, etc., etc. There would also be blank forms with activities to be filled out by the participants for even more daring activities. The game would also come with envelopes for each participant to keep and save the forms signed by their partner for future reference, if ever needed. No more "He said, she said."
The purpose of the game would be to have both parties agree beforehand to any sexual activity so that there could be no disagreement at a later date over consent.
Would you play this game? Would it really cramp your style or do you think that it just might be a fun way to extend foreplay and sexual satisfaction? You could not be forced to going to the next step until you were thoroughly satisfied with the previous step. Would the women sometimes surprise the men with their requests/consents?
Who would like this game more, men or women?
Does anyone have other suggestions for cards?
Are women overreacting in a lot of their sexual harassment claims? Isn't a lot that they are complaining about just the nature of men? Men make sexual passes at women. If men had to wait for most women to make the first move, the planet would be devoid of human life. Yes, a lot of men's actions are awkward and clumsy and may offend. Is it worth hanging them up by their nuts or destroying their lives just because they are crude or unsophisticated?
Now, I'm not defending a rapist or a crotch grabber or someone who can't take no for an answer, but rather the poor guy just trying to get his horn scraped. A lot of men no longer know how to proceed.
Ladies, how would you like a guy to "put the moves" on you?
I'm holding out for "A River Runs Through It: The Sequel" starring the ghost of Brad Pitt.
Send nekkid pictures, please.
Thank you!
Another adult actually allows you near their child?
Time to call in Family and Children's Services.
With my luck, you'd probably insist on bringing the kiddies!
You don't know what you're missing!
I'm sure you would enjoy the teasing the little bastards at feeding time when you act like you're going to feed them but then keep pulling the spoon away from their mouth.
More fun than pulling the wings off of flies!
LJ, I would insist on sitting in the very back row for a little "privacy".
Impossible.
I've only got the one.
At least for another couple of months.
How proud are your grandchildren of you?
All of these sequels are like boobies...
you see one and, surprise, surprise, the other one looks the same!
Oh, and LJ, I'd gladly take you and buy the big tub of popcorn and the giant soda.
What are you, some kind of smart-ass?
She would definitely fail the "pencil test".
