2019-03-02 at 7:19 PM UTC
~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
Watching movies and golfers pass by. Beautiful day outside. ☀️🏌️
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2019-03-02 at 7:33 PM UTC
Whacking off to LJ in all of her Irish splendor.
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by CandyRein
What’s your rebuttal, Kr0z?
he just wants to put it ur pooper and call you Carl
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2019-03-02 at 8:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by ~L J~
Happy Saturday to ya, stl 😝🙋🏼♀️😘
Back at ya, little leprechaun.
Send nekkid pictures of you and your pot o' gold.
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2019-03-03 at 2:29 AM UTC
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2019-03-03 at 2:29 AM UTC
POASFJNF IN IN A BAYBAY THREASDD
2019-03-03 at 2:22 PM UTC
About to brush my tooths and eat some cereal(Cap’n Crunch). Probably watch some Tom and jerry.
2019-03-03 at 5:01 PM UTC
Wondering if Deroll enjoyed his birthday
2019-03-03 at 11:55 PM UTC
Sure didn’t, Paige didn’t show up. She texted me late that night saying, “I was going to show up, but one of my wrists were still handcuffed to side of the headboard of my bed wearing nothing but leftover whipped cream scattered all over my body after being dipped by whats-his-face. He said he ran out of whipped cream, and he’ll be back shortly...it’s been 2 fucking hours, I gotta pee-he better have a fucking years worth of whipped cream when he gets back, or that tongue ain’t going be dipping no where else because my katana sword will be of use. Well, maybe...he better have a good explanation.”
-Whoa, I said. Sounds like someone’s insecurities intensified. She sent out another text, I was severely intoxicated, but I think it said, “bitch i fuck you up! Who you think-
That’s how far I read before my phone died. I was talking about him. Good grief. Like woosah girlfriend. Geez.
2019-03-03 at 11:57 PM UTC
Got damn! Drama has a home.
Darrius, you should create your own comic book.
2019-03-04 at 12:18 AM UTC
I would layquanza, but I need more, “INSPIRATION”.
2019-03-04 at 12:41 AM UTC
Eating a big jar of cinnamon applesauce for an early midnight snack with a big silver spoon whilst clipping my toenails.
2019-03-04 at 5:34 AM UTC
Having a little toke, then going back to sleep 😴😋
2019-03-04 at 5:52 AM UTC
Ohh shoot 😋😂
I’m off the clock , dang.. but I’ll see if I can get someone to help, Vinny 👅
