It is painfully clear that not one person on this site has a sense of humor!
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no.' she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day.' the officer said.
The kid replied 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says 'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'
#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
Tech
29 and holding.
Very sexy.
Prefers dark meat.
Howdy, sweetie!
Boo J.
50
Not in a really, really long time.
Anything that says "Hi!" if could only remember how.
2018-06-01 at 12:59 PM UTC
in
RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
The Cia's new code name for Bin Laden would have been "Ben Dover".
2018-05-30 at 12:42 PM UTC
in
So World Travel not idea?
Boo, what is the quality of life like when you get on that big plane every year to visit your dear sweet mum in Nairobi?
I feel like a woman.
It must be that time of the month again.
