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2019-06-03 at 4:13 PM UTC in Dandelion Appreciation Thread
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2019-06-03 at 4:08 PM UTC in UpdatesThat sounds ruff, Jer.
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2019-06-03 at 4:07 PM UTC in Fona's Nigga Log 6/3/19A venereal disease?
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2019-06-03 at 4:06 PM UTC in Aldra likes to observe kangaroos in the wild, but only from a safe distance, because...Exactly what in the hell is that?
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2019-06-03 at 4:04 PM UTC in What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you gonts use for your hair?Mattchew uses Barbasol and Lady Gillette.
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2019-06-03 at 4:01 PM UTC in Be sure to flip your bagels!I predict someone will flip you the finger.
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2019-06-03 at 4 PM UTC in I'll paypal someone $50 if they can successfully Provide me the steps to uncorrupt my I pod nano 4th generation...It says "Mattchew, pay your damn hotel bill, you thieving bastard!"
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2019-06-03 at 3:56 PM UTC in Aldra likes to observe kangaroos in the wild, but only from a safe distance, because...
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2019-06-03 at 3:46 PM UTC in When I don't eat a sufficient amount of complex carbohydrates...
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2019-06-03 at 3:37 PM UTC in Jiggaboo Johnson feels that Ghost should not be ghosting any job interviews...What does your daddy know about work, anyway, Mattchew?
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2019-06-03 at 3:35 PM UTC in I busted the other side of my faceYOU'RE FIRED!!!
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2019-06-02 at 8:50 PM UTC in This band called "Train"
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2019-06-02 at 8:44 PM UTC in SquirtingTastes like chicken!
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2019-06-02 at 7 PM UTC in What is the best non-painful and quickest way to suicide?I tried giving him a joke to lighten his spirits.
Originally posted by stl1 Gertrude was despondent. She had buried her best, and last, friend last week. She was barely able to keep afloat financially and her Social Security and Medicare weren't able to keep up with her bills, especially with her mounting medical problems. Her husband had passed over ten years ago. Her children all lived out of town and she only heard from them on her birthday, Christmas and Mother's Day.
She was contemplating ending it all so she looked up "suicide" on the internet. After much research, she decided the surest and quickest way to end her anguish would be by shooting herself, especially since she still had her husband's pistol in his bedside table. Her computer search recommended that shooting herself in the heart would be the surest course. Gertrude looked up the anatomy of her heart and found that her heart could be located directly behind her left breast.
She sat in her kitchen chair, fumbling with her husband's pistol, getting used to the feel, weight and smell of the weapon. She took a deep breath, said a quick prayer asking God to forgive her and…pulled the trigger.
She was admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her left knee. -
2019-06-02 at 5:30 PM UTC in Typically , when I see an attractive woman at the gym...Typically , when I see an attractive woman at the gym...
they run away screaming PERVERT? -
2019-06-02 at 5:26 PM UTC in What is the best non-painful and quickest way to suicide?
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2019-06-02 at 3:52 PM UTC in What do Arabs bring to the plate?Dates.
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2019-06-02 at 3:46 PM UTC in What is the best non-painful and quickest way to suicide?Gertrude was despondent. She had buried her best, and last, friend last week. She was barely able to keep afloat financially and her Social Security and Medicare weren't able to keep up with her bills, especially with her mounting medical problems. Her husband had passed over ten years ago. Her children all lived out of town and she only heard from them on her birthday, Christmas and Mother's Day.
She was contemplating ending it all so she looked up "suicide" on the internet. After much research, she decided the surest and quickest way to end her anguish would be by shooting herself, especially since she still had her husband's pistol in his bedside table. Her computer search recommended that shooting herself in the heart would be the surest course. Gertrude looked up the anatomy of her heart and found that her heart could be located directly behind her left breast.
She sat in her kitchen chair, fumbling with her husband's pistol, getting used to the feel, weight and smell of the weapon. She took a deep breath, said a quick prayer asking God to forgive her and...pulled the trigger.
She was admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her left knee. -
2019-06-02 at 3:10 PM UTC in Is pussy juice a moisturizer?Mikey, it's nice to see you back! I thought you had left for good.
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2019-06-01 at 11:16 PM UTC in Illinois set to legalize recreational marijuana
