Aldra likes to observe kangaroos in the wild, but only from a safe distance, because...

1. 2019-06-03 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   He knows that if he encroaches upon the wrong animal too closely, he can potentially get kicked, punched, clawed, or tail-slapped.
2. 2019-06-03 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you can usually hand-feed them, they don't tend to be aggressive
   
   
   the most dangerous thing they do is hop across roads - because of how high they jump people who hit them often catch a kangaroo directly through the windshield making them extremely lethal
3. 2019-06-03 at 3:56 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by WellHung He knows that if he encroaches upon the wrong animal too closely, he can potentially get kicked, punched, clawed, or tail-slapped.

   
   
   
   
   Mattchew, how many times have you been bitch-slapped?
4. 2019-06-03 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   observe this
   
   
5. 2019-06-03 at 4:05 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra you can usually hand-feed them, they don't tend to be aggressive
   
   
   the most dangerous thing they do is hop across roads - because of how high they jump people who hit them often catch a kangaroo directly through the windshield making them extremely lethal

   
   I've seen several news articles of kangaroos attacking humans. Hand- feed them at your own risk.
6. 2019-06-03 at 4:06 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Exactly what in the hell is that?