His mistake was not doing it over international airspace.
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"chinese do not give a fuck about africans"
Africans don't' give a fuck about Africans...they are always killing each other, their govs fuck their citizens, and they enslave each other too for digging up diamonds or fighting in their stupid little wars. Fuck em
Elephants and Rhinos don't like them either.
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If he was smart,he woulda threw her from the plane after
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That's messed up, You really shouldn't just leave a plane on autopilot like that without someone behind the controls.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Camping is typically a blast… as long as the weather is favorable. I've been thinking about just camping for the summer if I get kicked out of this hotel. I'll set up my tent here in residential towns, i dont give a fu**
I don't think that's what OP had in mind
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Originally posted by JΟ
icebox
Funny thing about my whole thing is, my mom (supposedly) had an abortion, and immensely regretted it, then told me I'm lucky I happened to be one of the ones that made it every time I tried to tell her I no longer wished to live
I told her I wished it would've been me, and she didn't try that again
Post pics of your mom
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I'd rather make sweet sweet love to her and then enjoy a lovely meal of Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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2019-05-20 at 1:42 PM UTC
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New Balance 996 Mujer Rosa
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I get turned on at the thought of fucking other men's gf's.
Sorry, not sorry.
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Is you splay your asshole as wide open as possible, even pulling your butt cheeks to either side with your hands, smearing can be minimised.
Losing weight helps a lot too.
Or even squatting.
Indians don't need toilet tissue so much as they are all really skinny and squat with a wide stance to poop.
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When they just won't stop. Ever want to just beat them?
This girl has been coughing for the last hour. There sure are a lot of sick fuckers on this bus. I feel like a lab rat.
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2019-05-20 at 2:57 AM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol @ living together but posting on an internet site. βΊοΈ
You needing attention tonight?
Originally posted by WellHung
I understand that You live in your girlfriend's house because you don't have your own pad.πππ€£
I understand you've never lived in a house in your name, grandmas boy.
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2019-05-20 at 2:55 AM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by WellHung
I understand that You live in your girlfriend's house because you don't have your own pad.πππ€£
you live in a hotel because you have literally nowhere else to go and nobody wants you anywhere
This thread got retarded
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2019-05-20 at 1:18 AM UTC
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Post Excuses for Missing Work
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I called up an escort service, and the woman they sent over brought a gun and forced me into a dark colored cargo van. Her and three masked burly men tied me up, blind-folded me, and tossed me in the back of the van.
They then drove for about ~20 minutes, which I estimated from the fact that four and a half songs played on the radio, and I assumed each song would be about 4 minutes long.
I was buried in a shallow dugout in an unknown location.
I remember hearing one of them on the phone asking for ransom money, but I'm pretty sure they mistook me for someone else. I have barely a penny to my name.
I managed to break myself free from the restraints, and, when I saw just the right opportunity, I seized it, and pounced towards one of the kidnappers.
I took his cell phone and used it to call 911, and the police brought me to the hospital, and began questioning me.
However, I recognized the last name the inquiring detective gave me... I had overheard that same name while in the back of the van.
I remained silent for the time being... But as soon as he left the room, I hopped out of the hospital bed and booked it for the rear exit. I made my way down the street a few blocks, and then hailed a cab, and asked the driver to take me to a police precinct the next town over.
Anyway, that's why I missed work today.
I'm still at said precinct figuring shit out.
I might miss a few more days.
Just sayin'.
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2019-05-20 at 1:15 AM UTC
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just railed 13 mg of 3-ho-pce
Originally posted by WellHung
I'm an FBI agent, and I don't have anything better to do… than question a twelve-year-old poster named diet yellow about a pill…makes sense.π
*pats head*
I don't think you understand how this works.
First of all, I'm adorable. Any idiot can figure that out.
Second, you don't understand the nuances of flippant and tongue-in-cheek zoklethearts or mushy wushy talk.
Third, you don't tell the difference between regular shitposting and scron shitposting.
Fourth, I'm bipoll hiroll, so don't test me bitch.
Fifth, I love the way my ass looks. Deal. With. It.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Not gonna lie, threads like this depress me.
If y'all gotta hate people, and I mean IF you have to hate people (Life Pro Tip: You don't)... At least hate individuals for their individual actions, not entire groups for perceived conspiracy-level plots and sleights.
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I'll fucking kill anyone who harms a cat. I swear to God.
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2019-05-19 at 10:21 PM UTC
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We need new dates.
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
But the calendar isn't going to work when we start colonizing other planets. Time is a concept dependent on the Earth's rotational and orbital position and won't translate to any other environment as a result. We're slaves to it and there's no escape.
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2019-05-19 at 10:08 PM UTC
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Anyone here have OCD?
Originally posted by Helladamnleet
No, OCD is a real thing. Some examples are people who need to shut the door X amount of times, or say a phrase when turning off a light Y amount of times. That is real. There is no such thing as 'mild" OCD like Bill Krozby describes. Wanting your things in a certain place isn't OCD, it's wanting your god damned things where you want them in your god damned living space. Sitting how you're comfortable is literally not OCD, it's common ass sense.
I guess what pisses me off is dumb broads who are all 'omg im soooo ocd XD XD' because they have a specific order for Starbucks, like, stfu you stupid ass cunt.
No, that's retarded 1337. Like every mental illness, OCD is a spectrum, from virtually nonexistent to full blown.
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