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The Smear Zone is an area around your ass hole where there is dried excrement...

  1. 2019-05-20 at 2:19 AM UTC
    #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    From wiping your ass.
  2. 2019-05-20 at 2:20 AM UTC
    #2
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Do you take showers?
  3. 2019-05-20 at 2:23 AM UTC
    #3
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    This is why the ever wise Malice used a bidet and wet wipes. I use wet wipes myself and shower when ever I can after a shit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2019-05-20 at 2:49 AM UTC
    #4
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mashlehash Do you take showers?

    School his ass, son.
  5. 2019-05-20 at 2:53 AM UTC
    #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone This is why the ever wise Malice used a bidet and wet wipes. I use wet wipes myself and shower when ever I can after a shit.

    Women who talk about taking a dump are really attractive and classy.
  6. 2019-05-20 at 2:54 AM UTC
    #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    Wet wipes, the new invention!

    Try em, you’ll like em!
  7. 2019-05-20 at 7:32 AM UTC
    #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Is you splay your asshole as wide open as possible, even pulling your butt cheeks to either side with your hands, smearing can be minimised.

    Losing weight helps a lot too.

    Or even squatting.

    Indians don't need toilet tissue so much as they are all really skinny and squat with a wide stance to poop.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2019-05-20 at 7:35 AM UTC
    #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wet wiping ur shitterhole is reatarded, what.. so your bhole is ready for inspection at all hours? and they clog up the sewers
  9. 2019-05-20 at 7:35 AM UTC
    #9
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I wish i had a squat toilet, it seems like the superior way to defecate.
  10. 2019-05-20 at 7:36 AM UTC
    #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i customized one of the wands for my wet/dry vac

    ( smeels like paint....... and wood............ )
  11. 2019-05-20 at 8:16 AM UTC
    #11
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Indians don't need toilet tissue so much as they are all really skinny and squat with a wide stance to poop.

    Indians are savages.

    What's being skinny have to do with having a clean break?
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