Originally posted by esbity
Make me pussy.
Plus I was high. bitch
How is he going to make you pussy? unless he can grow one in a lab
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"What are you looking for, officer?"
"A penis."
"There it is!"
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2018-07-12 at 4:12 AM UTC
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Body Language
Originally posted by esbity
How difficult is it to learn?
I dont seem to know it.
stop trying so hard.
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2018-07-11 at 6:50 PM UTC
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niggers
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
4:44
^this
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Your just going to get stds
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2018-07-11 at 3:30 PM UTC
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This forum sucks.
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He never mowed lawns or some shit when he was younger? All it takes is to have had one job ever to be able to say you're between jobs.
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Good to know this is what passes for news in the UK.
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Originally posted by esbity
Ive cheated in every long-term relationship and Ive been with married women.
I also hack into ex's accounts and found out they are cum sluts(but I already knew that).
Ive also stalked, but not like following around everywhere, just spying.
That's all for now.
So........that's ur advice?
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2018-07-10 at 10:25 AM UTC
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lol im better than everyone
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2018-07-10 at 2:09 AM UTC
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I tink I really fucked up
Something like that is simply priceless.
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if everaone was 4 foots three we can have triple decker busses
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I bet she weighed about a thousand pounds. How long did it take you to reach the summit of Mt. Blubber? Did you get vertigo while looking down?
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2018-07-09 at 8:29 PM UTC
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Trolling the NSA
The NSA doesn't care about CP.
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2018-07-08 at 11:47 PM UTC
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lol im better than everyone
Put your IQ towards thinking up money generating methods and you can troll harder when your rich.
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Originally posted by Grimace
It wasn't even the presentation. It was how you sound like you're talking through a cup attached to a string, attached to a mic on the other end. In addition to that, you don't enunciate your words much. I understand you're drunk, but holy shit. You're so soft-spoken and can barely speak. You sound intimidated by the microphone. Fix dat' shit.
Nah dawg, that's how I establish myself as the beta in any situation. I make people strain to hear me despite my low volume mumbling and tangental speech pattern to force them to listen to me. Make them jump through some hoops to understand what I'm saying because it's just that important and they need to the stream of pearls of wisdom I leave in my wake.
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2018-07-08 at 9:03 PM UTC
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Tacho?????
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
His left eye looks down, while the right eye looks straight ahead.
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Originally posted by benny vader
betas fuck people over.
none would want to go to an beta establishment to get fuck over with unless thier some kind of masochist.
what people want are betas. a receptacle for fucks.
Benny are you badmouthing my establishment?
I'd sure hate for something to happen to yo shit under my supervision
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Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I compensate for my small penis with my iPhone in public
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