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  1. #1
    esbity African Astronaut
    At the coast at a brewery now.

    Will update soon.
  2. #2
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Why did you quit in the first place?
  3. #3
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Why did you quit in the first place?

    I had to sleep after making $400 last evening and smoking a bunch of weed.

    Today I relax.
  4. #4
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by esbity I had to sleep after making $400 last evening and smoking a bunch of weed.

    Today I relax.

    Prostitution?
  5. #5
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Prostitution?

    Nah. Just a simple task.
  6. #6
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by esbity Nah. Just a simple task.

    like riding a cock ???
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  7. #7
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader like riding a cock ???

    More like riding the wave of a fantastic free ride.
  8. #8
    esbity African Astronaut
    Just keyed some faggots car.

    This prick gets out of his car, lets the wind slam his door into my car. He looks at me inside my car and just looks away. He doesnt say a thing.

    I gave his car a nice scratch right in front of a bunch of people but the wind was so loud and they were busy, so no one noticed.

    Prick deserved it.
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  9. #9
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by esbity Nah. Just a simple task.

    BJ.
  10. #10
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity Just keyed some faggots car.

    This prick gets out of his car, lets the wind slam his door into my car. He looks at me inside my car and just looks away. He doesnt say a thing.

    I gave his car a nice scratch right in front of a bunch of people but the wind was so loud and they were busy, so no one noticed.

    Prick deserved it.



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  11. #11
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    U have said for over a yr everyday u make 600 or so bucks
    Never feel the need to say how
    Just brag like we realy fukin care
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by esbity Just keyed some faggots car.

    This prick gets out of his car, lets the wind slam his door into my car. He looks at me inside my car and just looks away. He doesnt say a thing.

    I gave his car a nice scratch right in front of a bunch of people but the wind was so loud and they were busy, so no one noticed.

    Prick deserved it.

    Would you have liked him to pretend to feel regret for his actions, and offer you his insurance info? And would you like if he had elected to knock on your window when you decided to not confront him face to face ( henceforth referred to as mano-a-mano)? What is the total light transmission value for your side glass, particularly on your drivers door? Has this changed since the time of the incident? When was the last time you consumed drugs, including alcohol and caffeine (but not including diet sodas) - relative to the time of this incident?

    What was the surface type of the parking area you were in, particularly your space, and that of the accused? Were the spaces delineated by customary painted yellow lines ? If so what were the total dimensions of each stall as marked? What was the relative humidity at or about the time of the incident? What was the metallurgical makeup of the 'key' (or similar device) that you used to knowingly and willfully desecrate his automotive shrine? Were you aware of the religious or cultural background of the other vehicle operator involved in the aforementioned incident ( heretofore referred to as "the incident", and what not )?

    What is the VIN# of your vehicle which you claim was damaged in "the incident" ? Can you provide me a current "Carfax" or similar report for your vehicle? What company insured your vehicle at the time of "the incident", and have you maintained continuous coverage since? What was the total depth-of-tread, PSI or kPa inflation value, rubber porosity masurement, graded wheel condition, tire manufacture date or date code, does any of your tire bear an M+S designation?, additionally - do any of your tires bear the RMA's 'mountain+snowflake' severe-snow-service designation? Do you ( henceforth known as the snowflake) also carry a snowflake's designation? What was the approximate barometric pressure, and total precipitation accumulation at the time of "the incident"?

    When you scratched the accused's automobile with your key or similar device ( henceforth referred to as "your slashing instrument") can you describe the sound of his autopaint scraping from it's underlayers / base surface? To your best estimate, what was the total combined length of the entirety of your attack , against the accused's vehicle ( suchforth declared as "his poor whip" )

    My name is Raj and I will be extremely pleased to assist you with your frustrations today. Please kindly get back to me at my earliest convenience, which is within 45 minutes.

    Thanks very sincerely, your friend in automobiles,,

    RAJ
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    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor Would you have liked him to pretend to feel regret for his actions, and offer you his insurance info? And would you like if he had elected to knock on your window when you decided to not confront him face to face ( henceforth referred to as mano-a-mano)? What is the total light transmission value for your side glass, particularly on your drivers door? Has this changed since the time of the incident? When was the last time you consumed drugs, including alcohol and caffeine (but not including diet sodas) - relative to the time of this incident?

    What was the surface type of the parking area you were in, particularly your space, and that of the accused? Were the spaces delineated by customary painted yellow lines ? If so what were the total dimensions of each stall as marked? What was the relative humidity at or about the time of the incident? What was the metallurgical makeup of the 'key' (or similar device) that you used to knowingly and willfully desecrate his automotive shrine? Were you aware of the religious or cultural background of the other vehicle operator involved in the aforementioned incident ( heretofore referred to as "the incident", and what not )?

    What is the VIN# of your vehicle which you claim was damaged in "the incident" ? Can you provide me a current "Carfax" or similar report for your vehicle? What company insured your vehicle at the time of "the incident", and have you maintained continuous coverage since? What was the total depth-of-tread, PSI or kPa inflation value, rubber porosity masurement, graded wheel condition, tire manufacture date or date code, does any of your tire bear an M+S designation?, additionally - do any of your tires bear the RMA's 'mountain+snowflake' severe-snow-service designation? Do you ( henceforth known as the snowflake) also carry a snowflake's designation? What was the approximate barometric pressure, and total precipitation accumulation at the time of "the incident"?

    When you scratched the accused's automobile with your key or similar device ( henceforth referred to as "your slashing instrument") can you describe the sound of his autopaint scraping from it's underlayers / base surface? To your best estimate, what was the total combined length of the entirety of your attack , against the accused's vehicle ( suchforth declared as "his poor whip" )

    My name is Raj and I will be extremely pleased to assist you with your frustrations today. Please kindly get back to me at my earliest convenience, which is within 45 minutes.

    Thanks very sincerely, your friend in automobiles,,

    RAJ

    TLDR

    To the molgovoid with this thread lamy. The new one starts here https://niggasin.space/thread/26850
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