i think we should have 700% more knife crime

1. 2019-02-28 at 7:44 AM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed If you don't carry a sword around with you should hang your head in shame.
   
   What happens if someone walks up to you, slaps you with a glove, and challenges you to a duel?
   
   How do you defend your honor?

   
   here in texas i always carry a, rapier.
2. 2019-02-28 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird That’s a very specific number.

   
   Not really, it's a nice round number 723.4% would be specific.
3. 2019-02-28 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really, it's a nice round number 723.4% would be specific.

   
   how about you sit on my nice round tip faggot
4. 2019-02-28 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A rounded tip wont do much damage...schoolboy error there son.
5. 2019-02-28 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A rounded tip wont do much damage…schoolboy error there son.

   
   well, if you use it like a club
6. 2019-03-01 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A rounded tip wont do much damage…schoolboy error there son.

   
   then you wouldnt object if i shoot you with a 9mm rounded parabellum,
   
   would you ?
7. 2019-03-01 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   "Son, why didn't you stand up to that bully at school"
   
   "Didn't haz knife, fatha!"
8. 2019-03-01 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #28
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Krow Knives are important. If you wreck your car and get caught with your seatbelt while it burst into flames. it's there to cut the seatbelt.
   
   if you roll a car into water, you can use the back of the handle to bust out the window.or the tip of the blade if it's under water.
   
   You can cut an apple and share pieces with friends
   
   you can play chicken with your friends five fingers laid out on a table
   
   lots of cool shit can be done with a knife

   
   You can just break apples by hand
9. 2019-03-01 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #29
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then you wouldnt object if i shoot you with a 9mm rounded parabellum,
   
   would you ?

   
   I wouldn't mind you shootin him and going to prison for it.. Winwin..
10. 2019-03-01 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed If you don't carry a sword around with you should hang your head in shame.
    
    What happens if someone walks up to you, slaps you with a glove, and challenges you to a duel?
    
    How do you defend your honor?

    
    The trick is to have no honor to defend in the first place.
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