Originally posted by mmQ
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On topic.
I come home in the morning light My daddy says your gonna suck this cock right Oh daddy dear you know your still number 1 And your baby girl just wants to swallow your cum oh baby girl just wants your cum
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Social media has destroyed interpersonal relationships. When a 4 can post a photo of her fat ass and have 3000 dudes drooling over it and telling her what a queen she is...society as we know it is over.
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me: I wish an Alien invasion would happen...how awesome would that be...you're sitting at work and someone tells you to check CNN and the front page is a picture of some massive ship parked over a major city and you look outside and one is parking over your city.
I'd immediately just run out of work and drive to my place to get my gun/ammo/sleeping bag clothes etc, then head to the ATM get all my money out go buy more ammo, canned food, water f-ilter, tent etc...and just start driving north before any of the shit went down and the roads were too full.
I'd find a remote mountainside to setup my stealth camp and surround it with pitfall traps and fishing line (with bells on) as an early warning system and then be ready for the invasion.
How about you?
respondent: Lol u think they wouldnt zap everyone with a hypno-trance beam so u would be unable to move Lolololololzzzzzzzz
me: Not immediately no. If you were a man you'd understand the important of getting your strategy and setup...you get your pieces in place before attacking...by which time I'd already be gone and up in the mountains...even if they did have a global zapper (which they wouldn't btw)...I'd be zapped in my mountain hideout and they'd never find me so I'd thaw out in a couple of hours.
They would have zero need to kill everyone...and it wouldn't be in their interest to do that anyway, they'd need us for food or slave labor to mine the resources for them...They'd only wipe out the major population centers to get control of the globe...there would be plenty of people left out in the boonies or in mountain hideouts like me...the guerilla war would only just be beginning I'd I'd be ready with my Ozarka 3 man tent from Walmart and my Ozarka Bad country camping stove. You have absolutely no clue.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I saw a garbage can in the middle of the street when I took my dog for a walk. I tried to superkick it back into the yard, but it was full of trash so I pulled it upright & dragged it to the curb.
VERY thoughtful and thank you for posting on Topic. I'm sure you're neighbor would have appreciated you doing that, and the community as a whole.
Had I lived in your community and witnessed that I'd have invited you and your puppy in for tea and buttered scones.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Don't you also have a 401k then? If I recall correctly you're from the UK? The funny thing is that I'd have figured my homeland (Canada) would be pretty similar (Commonwealth nation and all that)… But we have RRSP's en lieu of 401k's. And don't they just call it pentions over there?
Yeah money is straight confusing to me. I'm absolutely lost right now.
No, 401ks are for the dumb masses who don't know how to invest their money themselves. I do have a private pension thing from back in England too though, and the state pension...so when I retire I'll be getting 2 pensions from the UK, Social security here and the $$$ from my US investments...so multiple income sources which I shall spend on house shoes and Asian whores.
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