Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Dont forget to thank you're toilet for his or her service.
Over 90 percent of toilets surveyed have been a victim of domestic assault.
Nothing makes me sicker than toilet abuse. What kind of sick piece of shit puts their hands on a toilet. Protect that porcelain at all costs, like it protects you.
The toilet is definitely one of those things you take for granted.
I remember one Christmas blocking mine so bad the water was too the rim and would not go down...no amount of plunging was helping to the point the rubber part of the plunger came off, I then had to go find a store that was open and selling plungers...I ended up at Walgreens. When I got home the shit water was leaking over the rim as there was a slow leak I guess from the cistern.
At the time I had the beer shits too and needed to go again...ended up dropping it off in the bath while I worked on the toilet...then my power went out and the turkey in the oven got fucked.
Merry fucking Christmas. Treat your toilet right.
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I've taken part in a few polls in my time...I usually lied too. If an animal rights activist stopped me in the street and asked me questions...and she happened to be hotter than fucking hell, I'd always reply with answers that I felt she'd appreciate.
"Yeah yeah, it's terrible what they do to bunnies in test laboratories...maybe we could break in and save a few? pick you up at 8.."
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
China doesn't have legal jurisdiction over Hong Kong so they can pretty much go wherever they want. Different passports, different constitution, different currency, different language.
So Naive..lololol.
China just slapped a new Security law on Hong Kong, so yeah they do, simply because the system so far has been 1 country 2 systems...doesn't mean the ONE COUNTRY cant change that situation at will...they just did with the security law.
...you don't think if 40% of the Hong Kong population were about to wave bye they wouldn't stop that...
Lol ooollll luh...
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