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  1. Originally posted by gadzooks I lol'd.

    But I don't really see how Alexa can control something without any alternate failsafe.

    I have numerous smart bulbs (and other smart devices).

    There's always the option to use the actual physical switch or even just yank a power cable from a wall socket or something like that.

    And I've never even had to resort to that before even once (so far at least).

    I have these little devices, Sonas or something like that that works via wifi and connect to Alexa...I've chopped it inline to all the devices I want Alexa to turn on and off, fans, lamps, raspberry pis etc...their default state is off...so to turn shit on you have to ask alexa as plugging it in or flicking a wall switch doesn't work.

    There IS a little button on the device itself but as 9 out of 10 of the fuckers are behind cupboards or behind the couch etc and what with me being a lazy twat (hence installing the fucking things in the first place) I'll sit in the dark till the bitch comes back online.

    ETA: These things, paid like $2.50 each or something like that

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  2. Originally posted by Bugz Damn, What happened to South Africa?

    Friend of mine lived in S.A. for 5 years before the nigs took over it...one of the first things they were told was not to stop or get out of their car if they ran over a nig. Apparently they would get run over on purpose and when you stopped to help them they'd jump up, knife you and take your car.
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  3. Originally posted by stl1 Just in case you forgot…Trump was impeached over the above items.

    The only reason he wasn't convicted in the Senate was because the Republicans all refused to even hear the evidence.

    Being impeached doesn't mean anything if you are not convicted gramps.

    Anyone with even 1/5th of a brain knew what the result would be...yet the dems spent millions of public money pursing it anyway.

    How to waste money that isn't yours 101.
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  4. Originally posted by cigreting alot of times my fingers will go thru the toilet paper when i wipe my ass n poop gets on my fingers
    i make sure i dont wash them so later when i shake people's hands and/or touch alot of shit during the day its funny to me

    Handshaking is over as of March 2020. No more poop handshakes..you'll have to do poop fistbumps or poop elbowbumps.
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  5. Originally posted by Technologist trump is wasting soooo much American’s money insisting on pointless investigations and frivolous court cases, to buy him time.

    All the investigations of his enemies have turned up nothing. Go figure.

    You mean like the dems did over the impeachment fiasco and Russian collusion ...lololol
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  6. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nope. Russian traitors, fascist. Though of course you'd think they're heros for breaking the law.

    What's a "heros"?
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  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    Yep. Fascists. The lot of you

    You'll be one of the first against the wall when that day comes...after you've mowed the lawn of course.
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  8. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Trump is trying to destroy democracy by making America a one party state.

    Sounds great...the other party is worthless anyway.
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  9. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Can we just all agree its hikki?

    The only gun he has is a nerf gun he uses on his cats.
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  10. He'll blame his dead brother for using his laptop.
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  11. Originally posted by POLECAT If I could be a cute little bitch on the interweb and make a bajizzlion dolla's doin it I'm pretty sure I would

    Would you sub to Squirrels onlyfans?
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  12. Originally posted by gadzooks Lol, does she actually have one?

    It was a hypothetical question and not reflective of my $500 a month subscription.
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  13. I prefer physical but I mostly use digital these days. It's a bit like fruit and veg...your home grown stuff tastes far better than store bought but one tends to rely on the store bought fruit and veg for the sheer convenience of it.
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  14. Someone very special to me transcended to the next level of existence yesterday. They now reside in the ether looking down on me with a smile (and likely a snack) patiently awaiting my journey to join them. May you rest in peace until that day I arrive to annoy you further.
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  15. Oh a broken collar bone...that explains it...I know when I had a broken collar bone any dreams I had of becoming a world renowned Pianist were shattered.
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  16. Preparing to wrap up the weeks events and retire to the personal estate for the weekend.
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  17. Below: §m£ÂgØL doing his usual in-depth political research.


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  18. If Hiki was to be a TV presenter for an 80s TV show aimed at teenagers the title of the show would be called


    "nosin around" ...right kids?

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  19. Originally posted by Narc Argentina population - 44 million
    North Vietnam population - 20 million

    lol how embarrassing.


    .

    The Americans refused to help the Uk too during that conflict because they didn't want it to affect the Tuna fish imports they were getting from Argentina at the time...such good "friends" huh...but they come running to the UK "Can we use your bases" whenever they wanna do something in Europe or middle east.

    SMH at the turncoats.
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  20. The Falklands Conflict.



    Whooped those Argies from 8,000 miles away with a ragtag quickly thrown together flotilla.
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