2020-10-21 at 5:45 PM UTC
alot of times my fingers will go thru the toilet paper when i wipe my ass n poop gets on my fingers
i make sure i dont wash them so later when i shake people's hands and/or touch alot of shit during the day its funny to me
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2020-10-21 at 5:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting
alot of times my fingers will go thru the toilet paper when i wipe my ass n poop gets on my fingers
i make sure i dont wash them so later when i shake people's hands and/or touch alot of shit during the day its funny to me
Handshaking is over as of March 2020. No more poop handshakes..you'll have to do poop fistbumps or poop elbowbumps.
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2020-10-21 at 5:58 PM UTC
no i insist we still shake hands when someone doesnt want to
it makes it even funnier
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2020-10-21 at 6:42 PM UTC
Look in the mirror if you want to see a joke.
2020-10-21 at 8:07 PM UTC
OKAY THIS IS EPIC. also you can peepee in you're own mouth and breath really loud so the smeel gets on them
2020-10-21 at 10:38 PM UTC
Covid Logic: I tested my toilet bowl for germs. The test came back positive. I tested my sink for germs and of the 100 tests, 20 came back positive. I have concluded that my sink is 20 times more dangerous than my toilet and I strongly recommend everyone drink from the toilet.
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2020-10-22 at 5:13 AM UTC
sorry, JJ stated this ahead of what I read.