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  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    alot of times my fingers will go thru the toilet paper when i wipe my ass n poop gets on my fingers
    i make sure i dont wash them so later when i shake people's hands and/or touch alot of shit during the day its funny to me
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    Originally posted by cigreting alot of times my fingers will go thru the toilet paper when i wipe my ass n poop gets on my fingers
    i make sure i dont wash them so later when i shake people's hands and/or touch alot of shit during the day its funny to me

    Handshaking is over as of March 2020. No more poop handshakes..you'll have to do poop fistbumps or poop elbowbumps.
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  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    no i insist we still shake hands when someone doesnt want to
    it makes it even funnier
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  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Look in the mirror if you want to see a joke.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Handshaking is over as of March 2020. No more poop handshakes..you'll have to do poop fistbumps or poop elbowbumps.

    i wonder how i could explain brown streaks on my elbows
    i just tell people its chocolate on my hands atm
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    OKAY THIS IS EPIC. also you can peepee in you're own mouth and breath really loud so the smeel gets on them
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by A College Professor OKAY THIS IS EPIC. also you can peepee in you're own mouth and breath really loud so the smeel gets on them

    exactly wat im thinking
    or pepe on me hand n tell em ur sweaty
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Covid Logic: I tested my toilet bowl for germs. The test came back positive. I tested my sink for germs and of the 100 tests, 20 came back positive. I have concluded that my sink is 20 times more dangerous than my toilet and I strongly recommend everyone drink from the toilet.
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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Handshaking is over as of March 2020. No more poop handshakes..you'll have to do poop fistbumps or poop elbowbumps.

    I did a booty bump with a chicken at heb the other day
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor Covid Logic: I tested my toilet bowl for germs. The test came back positive. I tested my sink for germs and of the 100 tests, 20 came back positive. I have concluded that my sink is 20 times more dangerous than my toilet and I strongly recommend everyone drink from the toilet.

    My triage

    Originally posted by stl1 Look in the mirror if you want to see a joke.

    You should look at the tiny old wrinkly thing in your hand for a joke
  11. #11
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by cigreting alot of times my fingers will go thru the toilet paper when i wipe my ass n poop gets on my fingers
    i make sure i dont wash them so later when i shake people's hands and/or touch alot of shit during the day its funny to me

    gross n kind of funny but who's shaking hands these days? fist bumps is where its still at. or even Oakland A's 89 'Bash Brother Forearms."

    Salut'e
  12. #12
    Bugz Space Nigga
    sorry, JJ stated this ahead of what I read.
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