2021-05-26 at 3:15 PM UTC
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OMG Chootie 2.0
Originally posted by mmQ
I'm gonna hazard a guess and say the kitty bitty doesn't give a fuck what you call it as long as you keep its fed and watered. :)
That fat ass is like 3 times the size it was when I got it already...and it's copped an "I'm the boss around here" attitude too.
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You can chip them like a dog or cat, the vet is probably cheaper than going to a real doctor too.
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The doctors are fucking recockulous...they seem to forget we are the customers. My doc has a sign up that says "If you are more than 15 mins late for your appointment you will be fine $25" (or words to that effect).
Then you get there on time and wait a fucking hour to be seen! I told the receptionist once (jokingly but not really)..."you owe me $75 so far as it's been 45 mins"...pointing to the sign.
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2021-05-26 at 12:55 PM UTC
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OMG Chootie 2.0
Originally posted by mmQ
It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.
The stray rat I took in turned out to be a male..not happy about that, 1 set of tackle per household is a rule of mine...I looked too but apparently not close enough.
When I took said rat to the vets for it's shots the vet came out and said "We have kitty in the system as a female but he's a male"..."what?!?! said I, I looked and didn't see any dangly bits, I thought the balls were quite visible" Vet said "Do you want me to show you?"...."No, I believe you" says I.
On a day to day basis though I'm going ahead and considering her a female and say "good girl" and shit like that...so it's going to have gender dismorphia.
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2021-05-26 at 1:05 PM UTC
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George Floyd 1 year later.
Originally posted by A College Professor
That doesn't impress me much
So you got the moves but do you have the touch?
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Climate change is real. By both nature and man.
Yep I adjust the climate in my living room everyday by putting the A/C on when things start to get sweaty.
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2021-05-25 at 1:38 PM UTC
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Recommend me a tattoo.
That butterfly will look like a pterodactyl in 20yrs.
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2021-05-25 at 12:12 PM UTC
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Recommend me a tattoo.
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2021-05-24 at 4:47 PM UTC
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I hate milfs
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
I use to love fucking milfs in my teens. I remember washing my friend's aunty's car in the summer when I was 17. I was hitting the gym pretty hard then and she loved the way the sun glistened off my tanned, soap sudded body.
Truth be told I fucked her over the kitchen table and cream pied that tight pussy.
awwwww yeaaah baby!
I had a similar (not really) situation as young fella me lad, only it was the neighbor across the street. I was coming back from Manchester with a new record I bought and said neighbor shouted at me and came running over to see what record I'd bought..she said "oh I like them" and asked if I'd come in her house so we could listen to it...well obviously other things occurred too.
She was one of those nutty unbalanced ones...one day she was out on her hands and knees scrubbing the pavement in front of her house at like 6 in the morning. She had a son named Gordon who was an annoying little fuck and would always try and be my friend...after the "record" incident I'd tell him "I fucked your mom" regularly, he didn't believe me but then he didn't fully not believe me either.
Fucking lol
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2021-05-24 at 5:52 PM UTC
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Two more die on Everest
What's the fucking point.
"I risked my life so I could stand on a bit of rock for 3 mins before having to head back down...life is complete"
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Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Post pics of your daughter's twat
Fixed.
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2021-05-24 at 12:06 PM UTC
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I am 31 years old today
Happy Birthday, may your trades be fruitful.
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Smearing my own feces on my walls, ceiling and inside the fridge door.
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Originally posted by Wariat
get into single player games of the elder scrolls.
Every tried the younger scrolls?...I bet you have your dirty fucking bastard.
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Weird history channel
Jan beta
Dylan O'Donnell
Charles Veitch
Dan Bell
LGR
8Bit guy
Nostalgia nerd
RMC - The cave
Shoeonhead
Steve Wallis
Ashens
etc
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2021-05-19 at 2:47 PM UTC
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Doug memorial
Originally posted by Ghost
a patina finish is befitting of such a legend
Lets just sand down the hat on that one and use it.
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Originally posted by stl1
You cheap shot artists know that under Trump
Snip...trump isn't presently president dumbo...irrelevant. We are talking about the shit show PRESENTLY...not past shit shows.
The same old story "Oh I'll be a great president..."
Fucking lol..worthless old fuck (both of you)
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2021-04-21 at 12:31 PM UTC
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Rap suggestions?
Originally posted by Ghost
the first single be like
1 2 3 5
kill da bitch
fukkcc da bitchh
kill da bitcch
fukkccccc da bich
bich be fucin me
tryna hussle me
bich trina fuc me arownd
get me wonder round town
say i got u a lic if u meet at the spot
2 hrs waitin not showd up
You left out "nigga"...Nigga has to be in there for it to be REAL rap.
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Oh look another shirtless criminal...Wariat must be posting.
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2021-05-20 at 3:12 PM UTC
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One great thing about Masks
It's funny how that changed around...18 months ago you drew attention to yourself by wearing a mask...now you draw attention by not wearing one.
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