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  1. Originally posted by Wariat look up blue book i think project bluebook reports.

    lol Project blue book was a coverup.
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  2. Originally posted by Ghost YES!

    MY ARM HURTS! GIVE ME MONEY!

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  3. Originally posted by Grylls My dog will fuck the shit out of your cat all night long

    My cat's a male...that's pretty fucking gay dude.

    I'm thinking of getting rid of it though...it's starting to annoy me. Last night it scratched the paint off the laundry room door.
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  4. Originally posted by Grylls MIAMI IT IS

    Oh look at the time isn’t it about time for your lactose intolerant faggot cat for breakfast milk

    You should come to Texas, I'll take you to an Asian Spa and we can go to Bill Krozby's apartment and lay a wreath.

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/things-to-do/texas/places
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  5. Originally posted by Grylls Fuck off that’s unheard off, I’m skint now, Wesley Snipes said always bet on black in passenger 57

    ...then he got 8yrs for tax evasion.
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  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny another one of your midlife crysis toy that you will use once or twice and then never again.

    yes ?

    Oh I'm over the midlife crisis already, no I just have a lot of hobbies and interests what with being a curious and interesting Billy.
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  7. Remember the good times and don't be childish. Get your shit together and out as soon as possible. Don't antagonize your former lover, friend and companion...She once cradled your balls for you when the world wanted to crush them.
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  8. Remember love and the need for companionship are just chemical reactions in your head. Be a rock, literally be a chunk of stone. Rocks never get sentimental or needy...they just sit there watching the rest of the world get bent out of shape over a few chemicals.

    From granny to granite.
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  9. People act tough when they get in a 3000lb vehicle whereas normally they would be meek and compliant with societal norms
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  10. A lighter takes care of them quicker than trimming does. (The crabs also make a nice "popcorn" sound as a side bonus).
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  11. Also known as "Wizards and Men"
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  12. I have an older friend...(rather he was a friend until I ran him off) who as a kid lived up by the great lakes in a small town near 'a' nuclear power station up there. I don't remember the name of the plant but as I recall he said it was the first or one of the first in the US.

    Anyway he is generally a good gont and very trustworthy and he only spoke of this once, seemingly reluctantly.

    He said as a boy him and his brother use to "fuck around" on the land near the nuclear plant and one particular evening they walked up a hill/ridge and when they got to the top looked down and there was a completely black disk just sitting on the ground in the valley. They watched it for a while and my friend told his brother he was going to go touch it...the brother refused to move and stayed up on the ridge. My friend said he climbed down the ridge and walked over to the disk and just as he put his hand on it it lifted up silently and sped away over the ridge and his brother who was laying on the floor whimpering.


    I would normally scoff at such a story but the guy in question was a pretty solid character and never told tales anything like that. He wouldn't talk about it again when I'd ask him about it.

    I did some research at the time he told me this on the nuclear plant in question (again I don't remember the name now) and the little town where he lived and there was a lot of UFO reports/activity in the time period he mentioned.
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  13. Originally posted by Wariat its set in an alternative universe to our own where the only way to enter it is if you are called upon via a portal. very few know where any of them exist and one does in the old hole or dungeon at san quentin prison thst is halfway flooded snd not used much anymore since it is the hold hole.

    Will the men be shirtless?
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  14. Originally posted by mmQ What does an extra kitty cuddle mean?

    Looks something like this

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  15. Originally posted by Wariat I probably have the highest educarion level on this entire forum moron.

    *education
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  16. Originally posted by Fonaplats

    My space nigga brother hooked me and more importantly my yet to arrive 486 DOS gaming pc up with these really bad ass fake 3.5 inch floppy drives for my yet to arrive compact flash to IDE adapters.

    The first one was sort of a prototype and is a bit rough around a couple edges but the second one looks down right snazzy.

    He even threw in a rectangular LED to mount in one to make it look super legit.

    Knowing I am a man of plastic he left the finishing work for me to do as there is no way he could have known just how much to sand off to get a perfect fit but im looking forward to setting the body lines just right and he knew that before hand after seeing just what an emaculate machine I purchased for the build.

    I just wanted to put him in the spot light and show my appreciation and thanks.

    I would 10/10 recommend his work to anyone in need of printed plastic creations.

    Guess I missed this thread.

    Thumbs up my nigga
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  17. Originally posted by Sudo I thought he did it for free and was going to commend him.

    I did do it for free...and paid the shipping...watta guy!
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  18. Fonas sad face on the front of the local paper...with that headline, circulation would double.
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  19. Originally posted by Ghost

    If Wariat's life could be summed up by one simple photograph...this would be it.
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  20. Originally posted by mmQ So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'd heard it crying out in the street for a couple of days and then on the Saturday when I was coming in from my car it followed me inside...I gave it some tuna and then kicked it out again. Few hours later I was at Walmart buying a litter pan, food, toys etc and a week later at the vets having it tuned up.

    I called it the same name as my old cat "Kitty".

    When I took it to the vet I left the "y" off the electronic form I had to fill out so they kept calling it "Kitt"...annoying to say the least.

    Here's a pic of said rat...very clingy, wont let me use my Computing device without slopping its body all over me.




    We are both Brothers now...cat brothers...we can swap kitten stories and shit.
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