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  1. #61
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    pussy cums and pussy goes
  2. #62
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I would but shes referred to affectionately as the resident "Food Fairy" because she leaves …food, all over in the lobby of the apartment complex,

    thought you were talking about the cat at first
  3. #63
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I would but shes referred to affectionately as the resident "Food Fairy" because she leaves …food, all over in the lobby of the apartment complex, like all the time. Good stuff too. I've dont even live there but my friend gets so much free shit from her that I get to take my pick frequently and I've probably eaten a few hundred dollars of her free food over the last few years, so, I'm not going to steal her cat and I'm just glad to have gotten a night to spend with her particularly while having a little mushroom trip and having some good cute kitty laughs. All is well. All. Is. Well.

  4. #64
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ

    God bless you! You need this cat... fuck i need this cat.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by mmQ I would but shes referred to affectionately as the resident "Food Fairy" because she leaves …food, all over in the lobby of the apartment complex, like all the time. Good stuff too. I've dont even live there but my friend gets so much free shit from her that I get to take my pick frequently and I've probably eaten a few hundred dollars of her free food over the last few years, so, I'm not going to steal her cat and I'm just glad to have gotten a night to spend with her particularly while having a little mushroom trip and having some good cute kitty laughs. All is well. All. Is. Well.

    K well Iā€™m gonna bring you a cat.
  6. #66
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Congrats on the new Choots Mr Questions, she actually bears a startling resemblance to Chootie Classic, may your new buddy and you enjoy a million happy suns in each other's company.
  7. #67
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Fruity Chootie 2T
  8. #68
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    on the way home i saw a business that said Wren Bar n Grill n thought of mmQ
  9. #69
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    No one cares loser
  10. #70
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wren cares
  11. #71
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I hope your paths cross again, fren wren.
  12. #72
    Data African Astronaut
    Wrenfler's little baby pussy
  13. #73
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I miss chootie
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  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga I miss chootie

    #metoo

    My fwen made me a Chootie book. šŸ¤

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  15. #75
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Dat his butthole son?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by mmQ It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    The stray rat I took in turned out to be a male..not happy about that, 1 set of tackle per household is a rule of mine...I looked too but apparently not close enough.

    When I took said rat to the vets for it's shots the vet came out and said "We have kitty in the system as a female but he's a male"..."what?!?! said I, I looked and didn't see any dangly bits, I thought the balls were quite visible" Vet said "Do you want me to show you?"...."No, I believe you" says I.

    On a day to day basis though I'm going ahead and considering her a female and say "good girl" and shit like that...so it's going to have gender dismorphia.
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  17. #77
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wut the fuck ? Hehehehehh šŸ˜‹
  18. #78
    The fucked up part too was it was the SECOND trip to the vet when they told/noticed...
  19. #79
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Let that cat be. šŸ˜‡
  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The stray rat I took in turned out to be a male..not happy about that, 1 set of tackle per household is a rule of mine…I looked too but apparently not close enough.

    When I took said rat to the vets for it's shots the vet came out and said "We have kitty in the system as a female but he's a male"…"what?!?! said I, I looked and didn't see any dangly bits, I thought the balls were quite visible" Vet said "Do you want me to show you?"…."No, I believe you" says I.

    On a day to day basis though I'm going ahead and considering her a female and say "good girl" and shit like that…so it's going to have gender dismorphia.

    I'm gonna hazard a guess and say the kitty bitty doesn't give a fuck what you call it as long as you keep its fed and watered. :)
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