Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I showed up to work drunk as fuck and they took me into HR saying you cant work drunk and you missed all this time etc we need to fire you so I pulled my cock out and said why dont you shut up and spit on my dick, slut I gotta punch in in 30 minutes but instead she cried and called security
I swear everyone in this country is a nigger
What really happened.
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2022-01-28 at 1:01 PM UTC
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Fona 1/28/2022
I had a dream I was looking over the edge of a volcanic crater at a tribe of people who lived in it and they'd never seen any other humans...so we had to be careful not to be spotted.
I had to go for a piss and told the girl who was with me in the dream to stay put and not be seen, when I came back she was down in the crater with her top off and everyone above the crater were standing up photographing her while the tribe looked on incredulously.
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Originally posted by WellHung
^Is Implying millionaires aren't frugal.
Just what I was thinking...I know one who is tighter than a jedis asshole when it comes to spending money.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Orange juice
cranberry juice
perrier
red bull
hot dog buns
hotdogs
sausage rolls
$30 lmao
You shop like a diabetic.
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2022-01-28 at 2:07 PM UTC
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Fona 1/28/2022
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
All I need is a job that doesn't suck
Good luck on finding one of those unicorns.
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If you had a decent car Uber would probably be a great fit for you, work when you want
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Get unemployment and find under the table work until that runs out like every other American.
Sounds like he quit, in which case he wont qualify for unemployment.
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2022-01-26 at 5:17 PM UTC
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trust issues in rekarionships
Remember, 9 out of 10 15yr olds online are cops or 51yr old men.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
nobody here can afford the premiums of a Costco membership
I have costco and Sams club...I get the membership free as it's on our corporate list.
I never go though. I've kind of blacklisted Costco because I had a falling out with a buddy who works there and I don't want any awkward moments of him crying and looking at me longingly as I'm getting my chicken fritters.
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When I worked for Compaq (fortune 500 company) they claimed to do 100% background checks...in reality they only did 3 out of every 10...chances are a lot of small businesses don't do them (because it costs money).
Just say no bro.
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2022-01-26 at 2:26 PM UTC
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Fona 1-26-2021
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
My landlady said it is a $200 lease break fee and I am responsible for the rest of the rent until she rents the apartment again which won't take long as these are nice apartments and they don't do credit checks and only deny you if you can't provide proof of income or are a sex criminal.
Of course if you are on the hook for the rent she has no incentive to fix up the apt for new people...
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2022-01-26 at 1:48 PM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
rare wren sigting
I fapped to this
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2022-01-25 at 5:56 PM UTC
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Mushroom Pie
It's national PIE day so (2 days ago), thanks to a bumped thread where I posted images of my delicious home made mushroom Pie...it's reasonable they be reposted here in the correct forum and in celebration of said Pie Day.
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She must have got bored and decided to fuck with your head a little more for entertainment.
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SMH...a nigga can't get a break, imirite?
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2022-01-25 at 5:44 PM UTC
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Biden, a return to Civility.
Originally posted by Sudo
Haha I bet you typed "let's go brandon" unironically because you are stupid and extremely emotionally immature
On topic; who cares? Biden is less embarrassing even while being pretty embarrassing. "Omg he said a bad word what a hippocrat" is fucking stupid, gay and whataboutish. This thread is beneath this website now excuse me I have to make a thread about shitting my pants
Just another example of the hypocrisy and lies spewed by the dems. Biden is about the weakest President in the history of baked bean sandwiches.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Its a slippery slope
Lets see a pic of your slippery slope.
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2022-01-25 at 1:27 PM UTC
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Biden, a return to Civility.
Day 1:
"I am not joking when I say this, if you are ever working with me and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect, talk down to someone, I promise you I will fire you on the spot," Biden said. "On the spot. No ifs, ands or buts."
This last week:
"You ran on a return to civility," he was told. And then, Wegmann pointed out, Biden went and characterized those who opposed his voting bills – namely, every Republican in Congress – as being in league with racists like Bull Connor and George Wallace.
"No, I didn’t say that," Biden snapped. "That is an interesting reading of English. You — I assume you got into journalism because you liked to write."
Then
The very next day, Fox News' Jacqui Heinrich shouted a question to Biden on the Ukraine situation. "Why are you waiting on Putin to make the first move, sir?" was her question.
"What a stupid question," was his answer.
Then
And then Monday, it was Fox News' Peter Doocy's turn. "Do you think inflation will be a political liability ahead of the midterms?" Doocy shouted to the president as the press was being escorted out of an event.
"That’s a great asset, more inflation," Biden scowled sarcastically. "What a stupid son of a b—-."
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There isn't even equality within the same sex.
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