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Lol u know this place is ghetto when 90% of members shop at aldi.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by AngryOnion nah ghetto is Walmart.
    Some dregs in that place.

    This...I got to wallyworld maybe once a month for stuff aldi doesn't carry.

    Everytime I go I feel dirty and need a shower when I get home...it's like going to the jungle here too...I'm like the only white guy in there...and on top of that I'm extra white being British.
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to get crippling anxiety in wal mart for a plethora. It just got better in the last year or so but used to be the point where I could only be in there for 5-10 mins max without having to go outside and smoke cigarettes to calm down (back when I smoked). The place is evil by design. I full support beheading the Waltons and redistributing their assets.
  3. #23
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    One time at Wal mart the self checkout like didn't give me my change so I started causing a scene saying shit like why does Jim Walton want to rob me, give me my money now, I'm calling my lawyer etc..

    Got my change Pronto though
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  4. #24
    My exwife #2 failed to scan something at the self checkout "accidentally" she said, she offered to pay them for it...they said no, called the cops, banned her from the store and hit her with a $300 fine (which if she didn't pay they'd take her to court for more).

    This happened about 3 months after we separated and the influence of my strong sense of duty and law abidingness had worn off.
  5. #25
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My exwife #2 failed to scan something at the self checkout "accidentally" she said, she offered to pay them for it…they said no, called the cops, banned her from the store and hit her with a $300 fine (which if she didn't pay they'd take her to court for more).

    This happened about 3 months after we separated and the influence of my strong sense of duty and law abidingness had worn off.

    I woulda shit my pants and began smearing it on my face and claimed I was undiagnosed mentally retarded and identify as a vaccinated 3 yr old
  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If you don't steal from the wal mart self checkout line you either have way too much money or are a laydown bitch ass cuck. I need these towels more than you do WALLY
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo If you don't steal from the wal mart self checkout line you either have way too much money or are a laydown bitch ass cuck. I need these towels more than you do WALLY

    If your broke as can't afford to pay for towels at Walmart you are the bitch ass cuck.
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  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Id love to go to Aldi (Al- dee?? ...is how i pronounce it) and ulta for the cosmetics.
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by RIPtotse No? It means that the general idea of having off branded food items, no baggers or free bags for that matter, random huge metal carts filled to the brim with empty boxes everywhere, paying a deposit for a cart, and having the checkers yell at everyone for being too slow because they are moving at Mach 3 makes for a ghetto shopping experience.

    That's all I'm saying

    Everyone is getting all butthurt towards me when u all know aldis is ghetto compares to say whole foods? Or trader Joe's? Or idfk al the other stores around here are kinda Midwest or st louis local.


    I fucking shop at aldis too u mofos for the 10th time lol



    I figure I probably save a minimum of 30-40% by shopping at Aldi's over Schnucks (local St. Louis grocer that basically chased Kroger out of the area). Probably more. I've been an Aldi's shopper for over 40 years. Hell, I remember when the checkout gals had to memorize all the prices in the store before they had computers and scanning.
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  10. #30
    my dad would fill a bag up with the most expensive bulk items and then ring it through the self checkout as pasta -_- every fucking time

    and his theory was if he only shopped drunk he couldn't get in trouble because he could just say the machine confused him -_-
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  11. #31
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i pronounce it all-deez because it sounds cooler
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  12. #32
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Sudo I used to get crippling anxiety in wal mart for a plethora. It just got better in the last year or so but used to be the point where I could only be in there for 5-10 mins max without having to go outside and smoke cigarettes to calm down (back when I smoked). The place is evil by design. I full support beheading the Waltons and redistributing their assets.




    St. Louis got $790 million out of Stan Kroenke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    May he burn in hell.
  13. #33
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by stl1 I figure I probably save a minimum of 30-40% by shopping at Aldi's over Schnucks (local St. Louis grocer that basically chased Kroger out of the area). Probably more. I've been an Aldi's shopper for over 40 years. Hell, I remember when the checkout gals had to memorize all the prices in the store before they had computers and scanning.

    Schnuks is outrageous as is dierbergs...I used to be a shop n shave shopper b4 they closed but I refuse to go to ruler food or save a lot or park n shop if they even have those,as they are even MORE ghetto than aldis which surprisingly is possible.
  14. #34
    I've recently rediscovered HEB...they do all kinds of "artisan" stuff, they even sell those dragonfruits ($5.85 each)

    https://www.heb.com/product-detail/fresh-dragon-fruit-avg-0-95-lb/890098

    as well as all kinds of cheeses, beverages and prepared dishes you don't find anywhere else.

    They also do free curbside pickup so it's easy to order online, clip the coupons to your order and drive up on one's way home to watch a black or mexican person put your stuff in the trunk of the car while you sit in your vehicle and makes squelching sounds...no tip necessary either.

    I'll be placing an order on Friday to pickup on my way home. I might be wrong but I think they are only in Tejas?

    https://www.heb.com/
  15. #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yep I've never heard of them
  16. #36
    nobody here can afford the premiums of a Costco membership

    I also buy groceries with Amazon Prime because I want to make those niggers in the robot warehouse suffer. One time they airmailed me a bag of sidekicks all the way from across the country because I ordered 2 and they only had 1 🤣

  17. #37
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sam's club tho


    Lol there is a Sam's club in North County st louis right next to Wal mart and granted there is less nig nogs in the Sam's club they are still pretty bad. I fucking absolute hate going to Walmarts or places like that in a higher population density areas. I basically refuse to do it because I might have a hyperventilation panic attack and start throwing shit everywhere. That's only happened like 3..maybe..4..ok 5 times. Fine it was 7 but its been like man forever since I did that. I was just s little kid basically. I've aged a lot in 2 weeks fr guys
  18. #38
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nobody here can afford the premiums of a Costco membership

    I have costco and Sams club...I get the membership free as it's on our corporate list.

    I never go though. I've kind of blacklisted Costco because I had a falling out with a buddy who works there and I don't want any awkward moments of him crying and looking at me longingly as I'm getting my chicken fritters.
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  19. #39
    maybe he died from covid, grocery store cashiers are frontline workers.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood maybe he died from covid, grocery store cashiers are frontline workers.

    Back when we were still double best mates he met this girl in Columbia...(he was originally from Columbia)..an e-relationship...he showed me her pic, she was a 10, he was a 2. I told him of my concerns...before you know it he was sending her money everyweek. One time he came to me crying saying her son (?) had been in a car accident and he needed to send her $600 and could he borrow it from me...fucking lol.

    Anyway he took off for a month and then came back and said he'd married her there and was going to work on the paperwork to get her here.

    She started divorce proceedings a couple of months later and her lawyer tried to hit him up for half of everything including his 401k.

    He had a bit of a mental breakdown so I naturally abandoned his friendship at that point.
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