2022-01-20 at 1:53 PM UTC
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Not functioning
Putting a mint leaf in the green tea is appealing to both eye and palate too.
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2022-01-17 at 8:17 PM UTC
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Taking out the garbage.
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
It is the next step in the relationship.
She has her own house and it would save a bunch of money if I didn't live in my apartment anymore.
Uh oh, I'd never move into a chicks house, she'd have to live with me or we got a new place together. You're putting yourself in the submissive position moving in with her my young fellow.
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"but it turned out she’s actually 1/2 Saudi, 1/4 Filipino, 1/4 Spanish"
That's pretty detailed considering you haven't even had a first date yet...is this another online fiasco?
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2022-01-19 at 2:08 PM UTC
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Pregnant at 16 star dies
It's odd you'd post this thread, about some random ex teenage scrag.
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Originally posted by Grylls
Now on Friday she wants me to take her and her friend to Lake District and stay over for 2 nights so it’s like they think I’m a fucking tour guide now (just because I’m English I’m expected to have been everywhere here?) and I’ve never even been myself
A normal man would be thinking 3some opportunity...get 1 room for all 3 of you and lots of alcohol.
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2022-01-19 at 2:29 PM UTC
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Taking out the garbage.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
How's that leeching then is it leeching or being a whipped cuck ,make up your mind
Both dumbo...not mutually exclusive.
You leech off someone by staying in their house you automatically are cucked to them, have to do what they say whether you like it or not...you're not master of your own domain.
no REAL man would ever put himself in that position...millenials and zoomers probably would though.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m gonna look into getting a boat next month …I’m ready to be on the open seas/lakes …should have it by spring …
I don't think you'll be needing a life jacket with those buoyancy devices you already have.
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2022-01-19 at 2:42 PM UTC
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Only in N.I
No perfect solution when 1/2 the population wants independence and half don't. The British are obliged to protect their citizens regardless.
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2022-01-19 at 3:23 PM UTC
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Onions
Back in England there was a hole in the wall sandwich shop that did the best Cheese and onion rolls on the planet.
I used to call the rolls "donkey's dick" because it was long and big (basically a sub but back then in England "sub" wasn't a "thing" to call a bread roll).
I knew the woman who ran it so I'd go in and ask for "a cheese and onion donkey's dick", the other patrons would look shocked. In this day and age asking for such a thing in WOKE Britain would probably get you arrested.
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2022-01-18 at 9:41 PM UTC
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I Just Tested Negative
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
For living in fear. Have you had your test?
Imagine having to take a test to "prove" to yourself you aren't afraid
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2022-01-18 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Heavy loads
Dudes talking about their jizz on one thread, dudes talking about feelings and astrology in another thread, then some lego nut googling for bible quotes and posting them while another dude posts recipes for canned food.
This is what NIS has come to. SMH as the lovely Jeff Hunter would do.
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2022-01-18 at 9:04 PM UTC
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Heavy loads
Originally posted by Wariat
what about doing the most vulgar nasty rough gang bangs with barely legal teens like 16 yr olds in poland?
Easier to lay back and tell them just to get on top while you drift in and out of sleep.
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2022-01-17 at 4:55 PM UTC
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Pregnant at 16 star dies
Back in my day we used to jack off to the underwear section in mom's Grattan Catalog
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2022-01-17 at 8:22 PM UTC
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Last night
hang in there kid...no not the closet.
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2022-01-17 at 8:22 PM UTC
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Happy MLK Day
Originally posted by Sudo
Malcolm MacDowell changed the world with his performance in a clockwork orange
The rape scene did change my adolescent life that's for sure.
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2022-01-17 at 8:04 PM UTC
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What if UDOs are plasmoids?
Originally posted by Tyrant
What if they were Light Emitting Dioids?
They'd have to be Organic ones.
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Buy out of it is the only non-stupid way.
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2022-01-17 at 2:44 PM UTC
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Confused
Anti Matter is like Uncle Matter but with less fingering - Albert Einstein 1941
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2022-01-17 at 2:01 PM UTC
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Pregnant at 16 star dies
Suicided after getting fat and insignificant probably.
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There is no point to life, I guess a person might stick around for a few of reasons.
1. Your life is filled with more happy/good things than bad
2. Your life is filled with more bad than good but you're too chickenshit to kill yourself
4. same as two but you think it's actually MORE chickenshit to kill yourself than stick around
5. Cheesecake, naps, hot cocoa, fur lined house shoes and cat videos on youtube.
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