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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm Jeff Hunter's rape baby. I was given to a LDS church in Toronto as a small child, and was saved by the grace of Mormon Jesus. I was adopted by a loving family and have lived with the shame of this knowledge ever since. I never got to know my biomom because she killed herself before I sought her out, but after what the private investigators uncovered about my genealogy I decided I had to learn more about father (aka Taipan Enigma aka Jeff Hunter) so I could avenge her death. He shut down totse once I started getting close to the truth. I guess he learned I had been leveraging my numerous connections in the intelligence community to track him down. He's been in the wind ever since. I will have my revenge though.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    only bad one I ever had was when I thought it was a good idea to drive to work on scopolomine and kept getting mad at my backpack in the passenger seat because I thought it was my girlfriend and she was giving me the silent treatment
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, thats because niggers make dicks grow bigger.
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    he's probably manically jerking off to picture of cream shots on black women and playing legos and having sex with his older brother
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  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Peace out
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    do a rape!
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  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You smoked pot just a couple weeks ago. You got super paranoid and made a new account.

    I meant I drank beer for the first time in like 2 years and only got it to balance out the weed. i only drank half. they didnt have a single 12 oz can. I made a new account?
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  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    da polecat never quits or changes his name,,, POLECAT is 4 ever!!
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I thought you were leaving..
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  10. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    That's not even a stimi.
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  11. Originally posted by IWD Fuck you.

    Lol easily triggered. You're the fucking retard asking for help on how to set up a Paypal in 2021 assuming people would pay you money to do crackpot "research" off some schizophrenic logic. Get a real job loser.
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  12. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    It's all pink on the inside.
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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master They can afford it. Cocaine is not cheap.

    most overrated drug, ever.
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  14. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman


    I was going to purchase one as a gift for Gigi but knowing I like coffee too it seemed selfish. like buying a body stocking for her and turning it into a present instead of just throwing at her and telling her ¨Here, Bitch. Put this on after you shower¨ in a pillowtalk kind of way.



    Yet Gigi bought it for us so I returned the gift by buying her these cute BT Ear buds. I got myself an Identical pair in white.


    K you´re all starting to bug me right now. You can fuck off now!

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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stapling your sternum to your chin so you your neck is never vulnerable
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  16. Data African Astronaut
    To be fair I heard Gaetz was going to marry one of the girls when she turns 18 he's really a good guy
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  17. Originally posted by Meikai Bud she was drunk af and got her head stuck between her car and the ticket booth of a parking lot. You're fine. Go home. They know you didn't kill her.

    I got my head stuck in the stairway banister while drunk af once and they had to call the fire department to get me out
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  18. Originally posted by Ghost Whatever side pays the most 8)

    You mean you choose the looty?
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    You wasted your youth you are supposed to get a long term relationship in your 30's but you are gonna die alone because of mental issues. :(
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  20. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by blaster master Thats my life goal, grow good weed and marry a fat chick who whores herself out online for backup money

    Do I get discounts on your fat wife? just a blowjob. Fat Women are really good at that because they´re so hungry
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